#javier ballesteros.

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Javier: Alright, that’s enough. I gotta go and take a nap.

Shantipriya: It’s 10:30 in the morning.

Javier: What can I tell you, I’m wiped.

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Javier: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Jake: No, it’s called highjacking.

Nadja: Guys, no, it’s weedwhacking.

Rosario: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.

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Rosario: Get me drunk enough and I might have sex with you.

Javier: Really?

Rosario: No.

Rosario: It’s a Catch-22. The amount of alcohol I would need would literally kill me.

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Rosario: You hear me, Javi?

Javier: Yes, I wear glasses, not hearing aids, Rosario.