#jawswrites

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me when emma swan defends regina mills to their son who’s being pouty that one of his moms going through grief and depression when the love of her life dies in front of her part two

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as a senshi enjoyer and advocate it was a surprise and disappointment to learn that my closest friends (irl) were all naysayers 😔

like you as hairy fat man enjoyer don’t enjoy the hairy fat man? because he’s short???

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marilyn hotchkiss’s ballroom dancing and charm school has so many actors that i’ve seen before i had no idea these people worked together

because wdym foggy from dare devil is coworkers with mr gold from ouat who is in a support group for grieving widows who lost their wives with SAMWISE GAMGEE*** and saw james t sullivan die in a car crash

not to mention their women smh

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If dick size was based on other people's perception of you, what size would your dick be?

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I know im purely a horny blog but fuck you know ball. I've been really into rewatching aphmau lately for the nostalgia. (just in small bits, sometimes it cringes me out LOL) Kawaii-Chan and Zane are my OTP but what got me back into it was Zane x Travis oddly enough. I really like the idea of them together because damn it they would balance so good! Also part of me is just pained to see Travis with Kaitlynn 😭 she is not nice to him (deserved or not) and that's fine I don't have a problem with that being a relationship dynamic displayed in media but damn!! They are not compatible with each other at fucking all!! Their relationship genuinely feels so boomer and I hate my wife het-core. Idk know if that improves in the latest season because I haven't watched it (i remember being a teenager and finding the stakes so corny that I just couldn't) but I hope it eventually does.

Also disclaimer I'm just going off a lot of my memory. I could be wrong for certain parts of my ramble... ahahahahha anyway...

OMG you're so real. I completely agree with this, I personally am a multi-shipper, so i get to have my cake and eat it too! Zanvis is such an underrated ship imo because of how little the guys interact, but I like to think that they became friends and bonded over music back when Travis was living with Garroth, Larence, and Dante. And just kept getting closer through the years. And your memory is pretty accurate to what I remember too. And the latest seasons are still very corny. I stopped keeping up once the last season stopped getting updated, and I'm kind of getting back in with the new announcement that Mystreet is getting finished. But even then, I'm no longer the target audience so it does get grating to watch.

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being a child of divorce doesn’t really affect me most of the time

my parents divorced when i was real young

but there are some times

very rarely

sometimes

when my divorced parents magically decide to bother me at the same time

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YALL WANTED A PATHETIC RYAN GOSLING SO BAD. GO WATCH LARS AND THE REAL GIRL. THE FIRST THREE MINUTES. I KNEW BALL

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immediately when i first saw promo for that new avatar thing smth was off to me

i couldn’t tell why or what but it made me not interested

and then people were saying that this show made korra look worse??? (i’m a korra defender)

and then i saw one person point out that all their noses are small and that was like woah what the heck and i don’t particularly like that as a wide nose guy myself

nothing i’m learning (and i’m not learning much) makes me want to watch it