Originally I was just going to make it a Dream mpreg as a Jaydarle thing pairing wise. However, I know we know via tng that Klingon females usually carry but there’s been nothing that comes to recent memory that says males can’t either/fuck it it’s gonna be an AU.
should I get both Darem and Jay-Den pregnant? 😈😏
kyle doing one of those “showing my boyfriend things he’s never seen before” videos with the mad mask but it’s basic engineering, loving parents, and the concept of first person pronouns
getting worked up about adult jack stanley again. he kills kyle– someone he’s known for years, someone who he’s traded blows with and invented with and maybe even loved. he kills him and regrets it as he’s doing it, tries to hold back. and then he’s sent back to the past with walter. walter locks him up and tortures him, and i can bet you anything that jack thinks he deserves it, that this is his punishment. and he rots away in a cell for years, until one day the door is wrenched open and he’s carried away. and jack wakes up, expecting to be hurt again, and there’s kyle. a twelve year old kyle, but kyle nonetheless. and he wants to know if he’s okay and how long he was trapped and jack doesn’t believe what he’s seeing but kyle says of course it’s me, how did you get so old? and jack laughs and laughs because kyle is alive and he can’t save the thirty year old kyle but he can save this one and maybe he can live again after all. and he says i was going to ask you how you got so young.
a song that i wrote for a hypothetical archvillain musical. it’s a duet between kyle and the mad mask, set while they’re working in the basement. really plays up how kyle gets really dependent on the mad mask. the original song was...way less angsty. also yall get to hear me sing a duet all by my dang self.
(lyrics under cut!)
LYRICS:
Kyle: I’m a wreck, I’m a loser, I’m a dropout.
I’m the thing that people don’t grow up to be.
Any other sane person would have talked it out.
But that’s one of the perks of being me.
I’m the textbook definition of a villain.
If you look right in the dictionary, there I am.
So don’t feed me pretty lies so I can fill in
All the holes where no one ever gave a damn.
I get that I’m a loser. I get that I’m a jerk.
But please don’t tell me things that aren’t true.
Hearing them from everybody else is just work
But I couldn’t stand hearing them from you.
Mask: There’s something about you
I cannot quite place
Your moral ideation brings a slight pigmentation
To my face.
There’s something about you
That isn’t quite real.
And though it isn’t rational, my heart is still attached to
How you make me feel.
I can’t ever be a rock to rely on
I can’t be another Mike or Mairi.
But if you want a shoulder to cry on
You can always use the shoulder on me.
I’m a screwup, I’m a monster, I’m delirious.
Just ask anyone who’s stared into my eyes.
And you don’t know the horrors I’ve experienced
Just for the crime of wanting to kiss guys.
I get that I’m annoying, I get that I’m ambitious.
But please don’t hurt me more than you need to.
The world may call my existence malicious.
But I couldn’t stand hearing that from you.
Kyle: There’s something about you.
I know what you mean.
Everything about you makes me wish that I had found you
‘Fore my teens.
There’s something about you
I cannot control
And although you are a blight, no one shines quite as bright
You have touched my soul.
Both: Don’t tell me I’m amazing, don’t tell me I’m a treasure
Cause the world has knocked me off that path askew
Everybody seems to put me under tons of pressure
But it all just fades away when I’m with you.
There’s something about you
That brightens my day
I know that this is rare, but I really have to share