#jazzma

[trooperst-3v3]

I heard Phasma and Hux are giving a concert to celebrate the one-year anniversary of her releasing Jazzma. Expect some love songs.

Oh, sweet!

I hope they do that jazzy cover of I Got You Babe again.

I like it when she wears the Cher wig.

[mytruedestiny]

Model Jazzma Kendrick

[trooperst-3v3]

Never mind, I found my reeds. I'll just stick to playing alto saxophone. -Hux

With all due respect, General, you are a fun sponge would look amazing playing a tiny instrument. If you must stick to wind instruments, perhaps your long, elegant fingers might favor the piccolo?

[trooperst-3v3]

Is The Captain Sings still up for sale? Because I want to but that and Jazzma- I heard Hux's saxophone solo on Arkanis Blues to die for!

As far as I know, they’re all still available for download on jediTunes. I’m not sure if you can still get the signed CDs, though. You’ll have to ask the guys in the main office or check the Captain’s blog.

[trooperst-3v3]

Armie's panicking about reeds, I suppose? Luckily I have enough ukulele strings should something go wrong.

Crisis averted!

I’m glad you’re always here to save the day, Captain! I, for one, am pretty stoked to hear General Hux strumming out some smooth jazz on the uke.

Maybe one of my mouse droids can accompany him.

[trooperst-3v3]

So, I decided to release "Jazzma" as an album. Here's hoping they like it...

Yesss!

I’m off the pre-order the 2-disc special edition with chromium cover and blood-spattered liner notes!