#jeff akers

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Jeff: Yes. Nancy wants to call the police but I’m a park ranger. Pretty much the same thing. If anything, in the park, I outrank the cops. Here, I’m judge, jury, and executioner. Em: Executioner? Surely that’s not right? Jeff: Wanna push me and find out?

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Jeff: Alcohol was illegal during the prohibition era, and we’re seeing the same renaissance now with marijuana. Red: You know where they don’t have a marijuana problem? The third world, where kids can’t just google whatever they want - because they’re busy making the phones.

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Nancy: You’re mad at me! Jeff: I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. Nancy: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse!

[tfg5]

[drewlyyours]

Ranger Akers out here not even letting me HAVE trash

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

I’m not really a big fan of juice. I prefer nature’s juice - water.

Jeff Akers, Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake

[snack-shop-boss]

Okay but why are we sleeping on Jeff Akers?? Currently playing DOG and damn I’d love to go DOG with him if you know what I mean 😏😏😏

[apricotdeer]

can’t believe i drew this

(based on this)