|| CreepyPasta Office Au||
You're gonna get shit posts because I have no mental fortitude. Deal with it
So obviously he's the boss like duh
Kinda nice guy just very unsettling
He has one of those water pitchers in his office
But it's filled with black coffee
No one knows where it goes or how he drinks it so fast
Wears a suit that looks the same everyday but it changes slightly, so in photos it looks like a totally different outfit
When asked about it he just creepy smiles
Walks two miles to work or drives in a crappy white van
Everyone was surprised like wtf I thought you lived in a box
Is nice though, does small considerate thing
Gives good gifts and advice
Can't use the printer for shit
Keeps paper documents of everything, not on his computer
Has cold chicken veggie wraps for lunch
Wears the same light yellow button up shirt everyday
Crappy sneakers he somehow gets away with wearing
Lives off chocolate covered espresso beans
Handles most of the finance/counting for the office
*angry calculator noises*
Can get a wad of paper in the trash anytime from any place
Dabbed one unironicly, no one ever forgot it
Files a complaint all the time
Low-key a nice guy trying to do his job
Overpaid sassy receptionist
Talks all nice to you on the phone but gets overly triggered when you ask him to do anything
"can you make copies" "hell no do it yourself bitch"
Swats your hand away when you try and take one
Eats them loudly when the office is silent
People are too scared too accept
Laughs at the dumb shit Ben and Toby pull but tries to cover it up
Saving up to go to like fuckin law school or something
Everyone finds out and is like 👀👄👀
"didn't you guys get like marketing and communications degrees?"
Young one of the best sales men
People outside his main co-workers love him
People in the same room as him all day wanna smother him
They basically terrorize Jeff
Brian occasionally helps out
Really annoying habits like having half a pack of gum in his mouth and lip smacking
Chewing on a pen even after the ink explodes in his mouth
Jacks next to him tired of ink getting on his shit
Listens to music and is pretty respectful some days
Spends half his day zoned out but still gets great numbers
is supposed to help with customer support
Carries his phone and head set upstairs just vibes with Toby
They share ear buds and listen to music while he takes calls
People are used to him and kinda like him
He helps out and is a pretty chill guy
Fairly young working to pay through college
Friends with EJ, Brian and Toby
Disconnects him from the network
Moves all the stuff from the right side of the desk to his left and vice versa
Ben low-key doesn't care about his job
Vibes in the elevator for 2 hours before doing any actual work
It's amazing he hasn't been fired yet
Files complaints that he loses cause he's a slob
File cabinets stuffed with papers that aren't even his
Slightly disturbing desk toys
Fills up the suggestion box each week
Brian throws them out each time
Brings in really weird lunches like just hard boiled eggs
Or a tuna and jelly sandwich
Has a man bun cause he thinks he looks cool
Rolled up sleeves looks pretty chill
Genuinely tries to help people out sometimes and gets shot down
Becomes a better person cause of his co-workers
Him, Toby and Ben have a little system
Get along and work great together
Go out for lunch and hang out outside of work
Kinda feels bad for Jeff and ends up becoming friends with him
Glasses he doesn't wear always stuffed in his pocket
Has adapted to blurry ass Vision
Always the first one in, likes a nice quiet start
Is the go to person for when you need help
Gets In dumb petty arguments with Tim
