#jeffery blake

[kolbasos]

Random borderlands characters I like

[faeriekorrsartforge]

Two of the best character from my favorite video game series - Borderlands!! I made these for a Borderlands fan zine - @borderlandszine. And I am so happy to have been a part of it!!

So many amazing artists and writers worked on it :)

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Handsome Jack; Listen up faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Daves” and females “Debbies” from now on.

Hyperion Employee; Debbie is actually my name.

Handsome Jack; Then out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor.  Daves Debbies, Slagathor, I will be in my office. If you need anything, feel free to bother Blake.

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Meeting

Blake: Sir, your two o'clock is here. 

Handsome Jack: Who is it?  This better not be a waste of my time. 

Rhys: Um… Hi?

Handsome Jack: Oh.  It is a waste of my time.

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Handsome Jack: The Vault Hunters were becoming a threat, so I had them thrown into an active volcano. 

Blake: Well, they were bandits and they got punished.

Handsome Jack: Pumiced, actually. 

Blake: Evil, yet amusing.

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Handsome Jack; Since certain people around here may not see how brilliant my plan is, they’re going to need to be. . .

Blake; Convinced?

Handsome Jack; I’m sorry, did you say “incapacitated?”

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Blake; Jack. What are you playing?

Handsome Jack; Systemic oppression.

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Blake; Hyperion has a plan.

Roland; Hyperion has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.