#jellyberg

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Plantwardo or Jellyberg

LMAO CHRISTINA

well, Jellyberg is still not a fully formed idea, since I haven’t finished the fic

Plantwardo is my weird and kind of embarrassing but also amazing child, so I’ll have to pick that 

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OKAY GUYS, SOOOOOO, it is halffizzbin's birthday! Actually, by now it's not anymore on the east coast, but STILL. 

Julie has been one of my best friends for 8 YEARS NOW and I guess that makes us super old, because we met on the first day of our freshman year of college. We sat next to each other in class, and I remember we had a conversation about Harry Potter, and then we hung out constantly for the next 4 years and beyond.

Our sophomore year we got yelled at a lot by our neighbors in the dorm because we were "laughing too loud." So that pretty much says it all. 

We don't live close together anymore, which is sad, but I know we will always be friends. I love you, Julie!!!!!!!!!

Also, I don't have the whole thing finished, because I suck, but here's a little bit of JELLYBERG for you on your special day. Uh, for the uninformed, Julie is making me write a fic about Mark Zuckerberg turning into a jellyfish (because writing Plantwardo wasn't weird enough) so:

"I can't believe you have him in the bathtub."

Eduardo stares down into the (disgustingly dirty, of course; apparently Sean Parker's amazing skills do not include cleaning bathrooms) tub, where...Mark...is buzzing around in shallow water, somehow obviously pissed off, despite the fact that he doesn't have a face. Or a head, really. Or a body, he's like, totally see-through, and okay, don't think about that.

"Give us a break, Wardo, you weren't there. We had to figure out how to get our friend, who had turned into a sea creature, back from the beach using only a cooler we brought for beer." Chris sort of yells. He's surprisingly not calm, considering it's Chris, but then again, Eduardo remembers one night last fall when Chris had drunkenly confessed to them his deep fear of things with tentacles and then Dustin had of course found some really disturbing porn online and-- "What are we supposed to, empty out the pool and fill it with seawater?"

Sean pops his head in the doorway, because of course he's been listening the whole time, like the impolite creep he is, and announces, "Actually, I know a guy who can do that."

Of course he does.

"Of course you do."

Chris gives Eduardo a look like not now and then says, "Okay, call him, I guess," to Sean, who smirks at Eduardo and walks away. Mark continues to bob around in the bathtub.

Sean passes Dustin in the hallway who looks as cheerful as always, probably because he's enjoying teasing Chris about the tentacle thing.

"I sent the interns out to get some jellyfish food."

"Jellyfish food," Eduardo and Chris say in unison, and they both peek over the edge of the tub to make sure...Eduardo's not sure what exactly, but. It's...he's...Mark's...still in there, floating around. Chris looks away quickly, but Eduardo doesn't; it's sort of...mesmerizing. 

"Yeah dudes, I looked it up, I guess jellyfish eat plankton and shrimp and stuff, and like, smaller jellyfish, gross."

That finally gets Eduardo to tear his eyes away from the bathtub. 

"So you're saying," he lets out a sort of hysterical laugh and has to resist the urge to bang his head against the wall, "Jellyfish eat other fish." 

Chris and Dustin look at each other like they're about to say something when Dustin's phone rings. It's one of the interns, whose name Eduardo doesn't know, because he hasn't been there all summer and everybody's moved on without him.

"No," Dustin is yelling into the phone. "They do not sell plankton at the grocery store. Seriously, I know you don't get out much, but.....no, not like shrimp cocktail, like, live shrimp.....I don't know, go to a pet supply store! Figure it out, nerds!"

He hangs up and rolls his eyes. "Children. I think they're still drunk from when we had to drink all the beer in the cooler so we could put Mark in there instead. Wouldn't have wanted him to get brained with a can so we had to chug 'em. Actually, hey, did you know jellyfish might not have brains?!"

"Don't let him hear you say that," Eduardo hisses, putting his hands on top of the water to block the noise, like that's going to do anything. 

"Yeah, I'm not sure they have ears either, Wardo," Dustin snorts. "But you know what they do have.....tentacles." 

"Dustin, shut up," Chris warns, edging away from the bathtub. "I swear, I will--"

Sean bursts back into the bathroom with the news that his "pool guy, Anton" can do the job that afternoon, and it's going to cost Eduardo a couple more thousand dollars, since no one else has any money. Sean assures him that it's "a steal."

"Well, you would know," Eduardo snaps, and heads out to his bag for his checkbook. 

[halffizzbin]

Dear bestfriend,

I love you forever and always, even though you promised to write me fic about Mark Zuckerberg turning into a jellyfish and still have not delivered on that promise.

I forgive you.

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YOU’RE IT! Rules are: copy this message to 10 other beautiful people/blogs who you think deserve this message! Keep the game going and make everyone feel beautiful ♥ (I love you my dear jellyberg :D)

Awww yay I LOVE YOU TOO (dkaslflk;dsaf;kl JELLYBERG). This made my morning, even though you are ruining my life by encouraging me to do idiotic things like spend hours last night looking up info about jellyfish.