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Jen: Hey Daniel, can you do me a small favour

Daniel: I would literally kill for you, but go on.

If Daniel And Jen Were Married:

Daniel: Why is our marriage certificate on fire?

Jen: GOOD LUCK TRYING TO RETURN ME WITHOUT A RECEIPT!

Jen: [rings a male celebrity's doorbell] Avon Calling!

Celebrity: [opens door; confused] You still knock on doors?

Jen: Yes. [holding a magazine that says 'make them pretty']

Celebrity: My wife's not in.

Jen: I know. [devious look]

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