#incorrect roosterteeth

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Max: You need to calm down.

Nikki: But- how can ice cream be birthdaycake flavour?! Birthday cake can be any flavor!

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

War is just God's way of teaching Americans geography.

Vera 

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Police Officer: Can you describe the guy who attacked you?

David: Yes. He wasn’t very friendly.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Nurf: I have a couple knives up my sleeves.

David: I think you mean ‘tricks.’

Preston: No, he means knives.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

…And I’m not supposed to make fun of my mom’s Beavis and Butthead tattoo in public, but here we are.

Nikki

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Neil: Nikki, what are you doing?!

Nikki: I wanted to lick the laser beam with my tongue.

Neil: Why?!

Nikki: Well...

Max: [sighs] You wanna know what flavor it is, don't you?

Nikki: [nods]

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Max: You know I can't stand direct sunlight.

Max: ...and people.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Cameron: It's not that I don't care what you want. It's just that... you're kids. What you want doesn't matter.

Campers: [Max folds his arms and him and the rest of the campers give Cameron looks of disgust]

Cameron: Wow. I do suck.