#jerjerrod

[purringysalamiri]

awkward jerjerrod jumpscare

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

Thrawn: Ah yes, the five love languages.

Thrawn: *points at Needa* ‘My family never told me they loved me’

Thrawn: *points at Piett* ‘I’m so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes’

Thrawn: *points at Veers* ‘I love boys’

Thrawn: *points at Jerjerrod* ‘Please pay attention to me’

Thrawn: *points at Vader* ‘Touch starved’

[vesiel]

Do you have an archive of your Star Wars art of the imperials (Veers, Piett, etc)? All the art I've found from you is just so phenomenal but the original tumblr is gone.

why yes I do... right ON THIS ASK!!

(^ this one made people angry ehehehehehe)

[ask-sad-ghost-piett]

Posthumous Admiral's Log - Entry 4

One of the unfortunate facts about being deceased is that I once again exist in the same dimension with the Epitome of Stupidity and Nepotism that is Kendal Ozzel. Every time he sees me, he pesters me about whether I arranged his death. (I already told him the answer is both "yes" and "no" depending on your perspective. I'm getting quite tired of explaining it.)

I've considered crossing into another astral plane to avoid him but it would make it difficult for me to attend my weekly Dejarik sessions with Jerjerrod. It would also make it difficult for my mother to contact me from the living realm, and I'd never hear the end of that.

[sneakybunyip]

Imperial Pets:

Max - dog / anoobas

Firmus - cats

Vader - reptiles

Tarkin - big cats / barely domesticated nexu

Krennic - literal peacocks

Motti - expensive salt water aquarium set up with rare fish

Yularen - family owns a tauntaun ranch. His prized tauntaun is named "Spymaster"

Tagge - showdogs, doesn't consider them pets just investments

Needa - "horse girl"

Jerjerrod - succulents or a tamagochi (brilliant idea from Verte)

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Krennic threatens to throw a jar of vegemite at his head of he doesn't stop. But also, shut up krennic nobody complains about you blowing that fucking didgeridoo.

@marzipanotter​ and I should not be allowed to talk together for extended periods of time. 

[purringysalamiri]

i saw this and just got the vibe

[pileofsith]

Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod - Good to Breathe

It’d be nice to be able to breathe freely and feel your mind wind down and swirl around in its own thoughts. That would be good - maybe, one day.