anon asked: How about Jeresa for ship meme?
Thank you so much for sending me this ship! :)))))))))))))))))
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - forever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - James fell for Teresa a couple of months after they first met and Teresa fell for James not long after.
How was their first kiss? - soft
Who is the best man/men? - Pote is the best man and King George is a groomsman
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Brenda is the maid of honor and Kelly Anne is a bridesmaid. (they’re both still alive. Teresa needs her girlfriends!)
Who did the most planning? - Teresa, with the help of Brenda and KA
Who stressed the most? - James. He’s wants everything to go perfectly because Teresa deserves the best wedding day ever.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Camila :/
Who is on top? - They take turns.
Who is the one to instigate things? - James. After a long day at the winery, James gives Teresa a neck massage and starts to slowly plant kisses on her neck.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - 5 minutes.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - 2
How many children will they adopt? - 1. Tony ( if Brenda passes) None if Brenda is alive.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - James.
Who is the stricter parent? - James
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - James
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Teresa (Pote makes the lunches)
Who is the more loved parent? - Teresa
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Teresa
Who cried the most at graduation? - James. But you can’t tell cause he’s always wearing his sunglasses
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - James
Who does the most cooking? - James, but Pote ends up doing it
Who is the pickiest in their food choice? - James
Who does the grocery shopping? - Teresa
How often do they bake desserts? - Teresa and Tony bake most weekends
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - James, such a romantic
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Teresa. She knows James loves to go to the steakhouse. ;)
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - James.
Who cleans the room? - James
Who is really against chores? - -
Who cleans up after the pets? - James
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Teresa
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - James
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Teresa
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Teresa
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - every Christmas
What are their goals for the relationship? - Happiness, loyalty, and trust
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - James
Who plays the most pranks? - King George helps James with pranking Teresa.