Soup
*Man screaming on the floor, shaking in terror, not tied up, trying to escape, and Jonathan barely keeping him there*
Jonathan: *On the phone* Hello?
Edward: *Also on the phone in a shop* Hey, what's up?
*Man clawing his arms*
Jonathan: I need your help. Can you come here?
Edward: Oh, I can't. I'm buying clothes.
Jonathan: Right, well hurry up and come over here.
Edward: I can't find them.
Jonathan: What do you mean I can't find them?
*Man tugging at the door frantically*
Edward: I can't find them. There's only soup. *Holding soup tin*
Jonathan: *Confused* What do you mean there's only soup?
Edward: It means there's only soup! *Glaring at the soup tin*
Jonathan: Well, then get out of the soup aisle! *Grabs the man and pulls him back*
Edward: All right! You don't have to shout at me! *Walks into another aisle, to see...* There's more soup!
*Man in the corner, crying and rocking*
Jonathan: What do mean there's more soup?!
Edward: There's just more soup!
*Man started a fire, and is now screaming*
Jonathan: Go into the next aisle!
Edward: *Goes into the next aisle* There's still soup!
*Man screaming and fire spreads*
Jervis: *Walks in and sees the man, and hears Jonathan*
Jonathan: Where are you right now?!?!
Edward: I'm at Soup!!!
Jervis: *Turns around and walks back out*
*Fire spreads, Man running for the door*
Jonathan: What do you mean you're at soup?!
Edward: I MEAN, I'M AT SOUP!
Jonathan: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Edward: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
Jonathan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES FROM THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Edward: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!