I’m A Suicidal Lizard

i'm just a girl, on a night out, having a good time. My AO3 is TheSuicidalLizard helpmeplzimtrappedhereD:

[the-suicidal-lizard]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[iguanodonwildman]

Hey! Just a reminder! AO3 does NOT have an app. This garbage was made by theives who steal fan artist’s work and sell it back to you.

“Oh, but it’s free!” There are ads. They are making money off of this. They are stealing from the creators you love and you are hurting those same creators if you use this app or any similar app.

Don’t use it. Report it at every opportunity.

[goth-queen]

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[ssv-raven]

Reading in 2026

[dovewithscales]

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

[tkbarnes]

Bah, humbug it’ll be fine!

[leilanising]

what a lovely day it is!! is running into a wall like a broken npc, it is also not day

[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[the-suicidal-lizard]

Am I the problem?

I was meant to go out drinking on Friday with a friend - tbh we’ve only been friends for a small time - but she’s cancelled due to being skint and busy - fair enough.

But this happens all the time, I’ve asked people if we can go out and they say “yeah” and we plan it and then they cancel.

For my 21st, two people didn’t even come out and went out for socials instead, my 22nd only two people came out and the others didn’t, every time I’ve suggested something they either forget or cancel…

And I’m not saying this Friday thing is her fault, I can’t blame her, and I’m just being sensitive, but I’m noticing a pattern… she did say we’d rearrange bur like… ffs, I just want to go out, I need to go out and do something, with friends.

Am I the problem? Do people just not like me? What’s wrong with me?! I don’t think I’m a bad person, I’ve never pushed for anything, I never argue or insult my friends, i just don’t get it… what am I doing wrong?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 isnt an archive NOR a library pls lmao

you do know ao3 stands for archive of our own, right? you do know its full name is literally archive of our own, right?

[artsfinalgirl]

I see ao3 as a library, because ao3 hosts millions of written works for people to visit and read. That’s what libraries do. But I get it that to some people, the library part may be more of a metaphor than a literal meaning for ao3.

But you have to be either clueless about what ao3 is shortened for and what the platform’s full name is, or on another level of stupidity to say archive of our own isn’t an archive pls lmao

[decemberwinter]

And it’s not just the name, mind you. AO3’s main purpose is to archive transformative works. Archiving works is literally the only thing it does and was created for. Which just makes anon’s claim even funnier.

[maeve-curry-writes]

Your Friendly Neighborhood Librarian says yes, AO3 is a fucking library AND an archive. Does it have a curated collection of materials? YES, it’s library. Does that collection contain materials curated specifically in part for preservation purposes? YES, it’s an archive.

And it’s my dream that someday our public library catalogs will be able to organize content the way AO3 can.

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[catchymemes]

[the-suicidal-lizard]

Everyone’s screaming about Fox McCloud, meanwhile (because I had no idea) I was screaming about R.O.B.

Look at him - he tried his best! I love him!

[the-suicidal-lizard]

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (Spoilers!):

Enough Bowuigi content to feed the Bowuigi fans ✅

Luigi (MY BOY!) ✅

Bowser is a good dad ✅

Bowser Jr. calling Bowser papa is cute ✅

Rob ✅

Fox McCloud ✅

Mr. Game and Watch ✅

T-Rex from Super Mario Odyssey (and the roar reminds me of Jurassic Park) ✅

I’m happy :)

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[the-suicidal-lizard]

BINGO!!!!!

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[okay]

Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you