#source: code geass

[the-suicidal-lizard]

Soup

*Man screaming on the floor, shaking in terror, not tied up, trying to escape, and Jonathan barely keeping him there*

Jonathan: *On the phone* Hello?

Edward: *Also on the phone in a shop* Hey, what's up?

*Man clawing his arms*

Jonathan: I need your help. Can you come here?

Edward: Oh, I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Jonathan: Right, well hurry up and come over here.

Edward: I can't find them.

Jonathan: What do you mean I can't find them?

*Man tugging at the door frantically*

Edward: I can't find them. There's only soup. *Holding soup tin*

Jonathan: *Confused* What do you mean there's only soup?

Edward: It means there's only soup! *Glaring at the soup tin*

Jonathan: Well, then get out of the soup aisle! *Grabs the man and pulls him back*

Edward: All right! You don't have to shout at me! *Walks into another aisle, to see...* There's more soup!

*Man in the corner, crying and rocking*

Jonathan: What do mean there's more soup?!

Edward: There's just more soup!

*Man started a fire, and is now screaming*

Jonathan: Go into the next aisle!

Edward: *Goes into the next aisle* There's still soup!

*Man screaming and fire spreads*

Jervis: *Walks in and sees the man, and hears Jonathan*

Jonathan: Where are you right now?!?!

Edward: I'm at Soup!!!

Jervis: *Turns around and walks back out*

*Fire spreads, Man running for the door*

Jonathan: What do you mean you're at soup?!

Edward: I MEAN, I'M AT SOUP!

Jonathan: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Edward: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Jonathan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES FROM THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Edward: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

[liasprompts]

a collection of 60+ starters adapted from season 1 of code geass: lelouch of the rebellion  /  change pronouns as necessary.

❛  crying for them won’t bring the dead back to life.  ❜ ❛  i need the determination to succeed.  ❜ ❛  if im going to die, i want to do it for the sake of everyone.  ❜ ❛  you can’t change the world without getting your hands dirty.  ❜ ❛  i cannot afford to let you die.  ❜ ❛  the end result is worthless if the means to them are wrong!  ❜ ❛  your pride always gets in the way at the most inopportune moments.  ❜ ❛  there is no escape from the inevitable.  ❜ ❛  i don’t deserve your kind words.  ❜ ❛  this is already a checkmate.  ❜ ❛  did you think this was all some sort of game?  ❜ ❛  i did love you once, you know.  ❜ ❛  no matter what, i’ll always be here by your side.  ❜ ❛  in the end, you’re just a little boy with a big head and a big mouth.  ❜ ❛  will you let me be a little selfish now?  ❜ ❛  i heard what you did, you shouldn’t be so reckless.  ❜ ❛  those who cannot control their power will be consumed by it.  ❜ ❛  since that day, i’ve lived a lie.  ❜ ❛  in the end, it’s all just self-satisfaction.  ❜ ❛  if it is my destiny — i will walk the path of blood.  ❜ ❛  what a foolish choice.  ❜ ❛  i never considered us to be friends.  ❜ ❛  i’ve dirtied my hands a long time ago.  ❜ ❛  nothing stays the same forever.  ❜ ❛  all we can do now is trust him.  ❜ ❛  i wish the world was a gentler place.  ❜ ❛  there are some things that i just can’t forget.  ❜ ❛  the only people who should kill are those prepared to die themselves.  ❜ ❛  everything i once was — i have forgotten it.  ❜ ❛  people aren’t just your pawns!  ❜ ❛  unrequited love is the mark of a kind person.  ❜ ❛  i wish he’d stop showing off this meaningless pride of his.  ❜ ❛  a person who knows anger also knows what sadness is like.  ❜ ❛  it’s hard to understand such a selfish girl.  ❜ ❛  i don’t want anyone to lose any more loved ones.  ❜ ❛  all men are not created equal.  ❜ ❛  i only realised how important she was to me after i've lost her.  ❜ ❛  i wonder if the person i used to be was as happy as i am now.  ❜ ❛  win or lose, you won’t gain anything unless you give everything for it.  ❜ ❛  i’m not nearly as wonderful of a person as you think i am.  ❜ ❛  you killed them all for the sake of that madness?  ❜ ❛  it’s nothing but an empty dream.  ❜ ❛  how could i lose so easily?  ❜ ❛  people don’t care about reason, but they can’t resist a good miracle.  ❜ ❛  you’ll have to do it in my place.  ❜ ❛  i’ll stay with you until the end.  ❜ ❛  i’ve already made a contract with the devil.  ❜ ❛  hatred has taken control of me now.  ❜ ❛  i have no intention of turning back.  ❜ ❛  do you think ideals alone can change the world?  ❜ ❛  destruction is necessary before creation.  ❜ ❛  the only path that’s left for me is forward.  ❜ ❛  i have no time to argue who’s the bigger hypocrite here.  ❜ ❛  should you really be so laid-back about all this?  ❜ ❛  there must be a reason he’s acting this way.  ❜ ❛  you’re not alone!  ❜ ❛  i don’t know if i was ever human to begin with.  ❜ ❛  the truth is, i’m a little nervous.  ❜ ❛  i cannot let your dreams be realised.  ❜ ❛  nothing that happens now is any of your business.  ❜

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Who could be foolish enough to relax his guard with a man who constantly betrays everyone around him?

Raziel about Kain

[incorrectspquotes]

The Sanctuary: [explodes in the distance]

Davina Marr: Oh good, now I'm free of all this hellish paperwork.

[incorrecteragonquotes]

Eragon: Wait, Roran! Let me handle this!

Roran: No, leave it to me! I've always been better when it comes to physical strength. Remember that time with the bird?

Eragon: Don't dig up ancient history!

Roran: But it was only seven years ago!

[incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes]

Absolutely no way am I typing out the whole thing but tag your ocs

[incorrect-bbb-quotes]

Chiharu: Come on! You know what this badass mother can do!

[incorrectbnhavillainsworld]

Dabi: To defeat evil, I must become a greater evil