#friddler

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Edward: Yesterday Victor told me that if Jonathan was mad at me, I should just close all the jam jars tight, so when he needs to open it he’ll have to talk to me.

Jervis: And last night, he wanted some jam.

Edward: So he asked you to open it?

Jervis: He... he broke the jar, Ed..

[riddlerhymes]

Its kinda more of a crack ship but Friddler? (Mr. Freeze/Riddler) Thank you I love your art so much!

thank you!!! and sorry this may look wonky!!! brain doesn't want me drawin I suppose........

[llama-fluff]

Crack ship: Friddler?

Here ya go!I tried.

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Jon: *staring at Harley*

Harvey: Jon likes Harley!

Jon: No I don't.

Jervis: No he doesn't!!

Harvey: Jervis like Jon.

Victor: No he doesn't!

Harvey: Victor like Jervis.

Edward: No he does not!

Harvey: Edward like Victor!

Oswald: No he does not!

Harvey: Oswald likes Ed-

Dennis: NOBODY LIKES EDWARD

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Victor: Alright, everyone put one thing you hate in this box.

Jonathan: Can I put Edward in the box?

Victor: No.

Oswald: Can I put Edward in the box?

Victor: No!

Two-Face: Can I put Edward in the-

Victor: NO ONE IS PUTTING EDWARD IN THE BOX!

Edward: I'm right here...

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Edward to Jonathan: Fuck you.

Edward to Jervis: Fuck you.

Edward to Harvey: Fuck you.

Edward to Victor: We're good.

Edward to Oswald: Fuck you.

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Edward: I like to think that water is very powerful.

Victor: Yes, explain.

Edward: Need to rehydrate? Drink water.

Edward: Need to be healthy? Drink water.

Edward: Need to bathe, do it in water.

Victor: Hm.. Those happen to be basic necessities-

Edward: Need to hold your wife in the most unhealthiest way possible?

Victor, getting his freeze gun ready: EDWARD-

Edward, already running off: FREEZE THEM-

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Victor: It’s crazy that you know those people.

Edward, eating raw cookie dough: I’ve lived a crazy life.