#jesper fluff

[curseofaphrodite]

🦋 - jesper fahey with "you've got to be kidding me."

i was out of ideas, and did the shortest thing ever, im sorry 😭💀

"You are not doing that, it's ridiculous," Jesper said with his hands on his hips.

"You know what was ridiculous? Your hat," you shrugged and went ahead to plan more.

"My hat is the most adorable thing to exist!"

You noticed how he said "is"— maybe he isn't aware of what happened?

"You used to say that about me, but okay," you murmured, rolling your eyes.

"You've got to be kidding me," he laughed. "You're jealous of a hat?"

"No, actually your hat is—"

"Y/N L/N IS JEALOUS OF A HAT, EVERYONE."

The shine in his eyes said you weren't going to hear the end of it anytime soon. You sighed and decided not to tell about how the hat was torn apart by Milo.

[valkosdesidoll]

Jimmy has 60 apples-J.F

This is for @brekker-andhiswraith for my 200 follower celebration!

“Dad! I need your help!” your daughter, Aditi called out for your husband, “ I’m not understanding this question!”

Jesper immediately looked up from the book you both were reading, pecked your forehead and headed to where she was sitting.

“ Yes sweetie?” he bent down and looked at her.

“ I can’t understand this.” she pointed at a question.

“Jimmy has 60 apples, if he had to distribute them equally to 12 of his friends, how many apples would each friend get?”  he recited under his breath.

“ Okay, let’s do this. So Jimmy has 60 apples, and he has 12 friends, so Jimmy’s popular. Okay sweetpea, you have to divide 60 by 12.”

Aditi just cocked her head to the side and furrowed her eyebrows.

Jesper chuckled, “ Saints you’re just like your mother. see sweetpea,” he took the pencil, “ 60, divided by 12, now how are 60 and 12 related?”

“ Umm, 12 times 5 is 60?” Aditi answered.

“ Yes! There we go, that means, each of Jimmy’s friends gets 5 apples!” he kissed her cheeks “ got it?”

“ Yes daddy!” she went back to finishing her work.

“ Good lesson?” you grinned as Jesper entered your bedroom.

“ Man, math problems are so stupid. It’s not like I’ll wind up with 60 apples to  distribute to 12 of my friends.” he scoffed, sitting down next to you and kissing your cheek.

You looked at him and raised an eyebrow.

“ What?” he asked.

“ You don’t even have 12 friends.” you replied.

“Well, then 12 enemies.”

“ You’re not Kaz.” 

“ Oh hush.” he kissed you and picked up the book again.