#jesse ramirez

[butcheeked]

does romeo finally get to live out her little daddy dom dream with sasha

"dream" you dont even know that romeo has ran through half the town. if she has to be daddy shes the most annoying one

but she is effective:

link to the full fist

[rigginsstreet]

MAJANDRA: Wait, before we get there, I have a note. [...] This may open a tab we wanna close. But, Isabelle's titties [...] Isabel's boobs, okay, this was the first time in my life [...] I really did write "Isabel's titties" which is so unfortunate that that's what I call them, but I've never in my life watched something and thought to myself, it was just a realization of "Oh that's so crazy, men have a girlfriend or a wife with boobs-" BRENDAN: Well, you have boobs. MAJANDRA: -and they aren't touching them all the time. No, I know, but I'm not living outside of my- thank you. BRENDAN: Need I remind you? You got boobs. MAJANDRA: "You got boobs!" like, kind of don't. [...] But meaning I've never seen a person and wondered how is he not touching her boobs. BRENDAN: Oh I see! Like, how is Jesse not grabbing them at every turn and corner in the show, like if your wife had a set of- yeah, had a front porch like that. MAJANDRA: Yeah! Where I was like "Wow, that's tough." Like to not just be- and then obviously that's upsetting and maybe that's how you learn not to do that, but I finally understood, I was like "Yeah, that's-" BRENDAN: So you were- you saw what men see, you caught of glimpse of like- MAJANDRA: Yeah, like they're there, why aren't you touching them? He's just like "Bye" leaving for work. And I was like "it is his right to touch those boobs!" It was wild I was like "Majandra, shush!" It was a big awakening.

THE EX-FILES PODCAST

[jesseramirezjr]

[labrats-and-clonetroopers]

Roswell S3 “I Married an Alien”

[guerins]

Michael Guerin in ‘Who Died and Made You King?’ (3x15) - for @seeallmydreams & @braywashed

“You know what really pisses me off? No one ever listens to me.”

[asexual-juliet]

Roswell AU where things calm down after 3x17 and Max keeps Zan!! and the gang stays in Roswell and everyone helps take care of him!!

Max loves his baby boy so much… the smile on his face when Zan does anything…

Aunt Isabel… number one aunt. Treats Zan like a fucking prince. Baby-proofs her whole apartment so that Zan can hang out there. “We still live here! He can’t even walk, he’s not going to get into the cabinets!” says Jesse. Isabel doesn’t care.

Liz is very good with him!! He spends a lot of his time at the Crashdown wearing Liz’s antenna headband and the patrons all adore him!! Also she tells him very good bedtime stories!!

Zan really likes when Maria sings!! She writes him little lullabies 🥺🥺🥺

Michael and Kyle both do this thing where they talk to Zan as if he’s just a small adult and they both make casual conversation with him as if his baby noises are real words. The others think it’s ridiculous but it’s also fucking adorable to listen to.

Kyle especially does this thing where if he’s trying to say something and gets shut down/no one listens to him, he slams his hands down on the table and says “fuck you guys, i’m gonna go hang out with Zan!”

It depends on who’s currently holding Zan but he usually gets away with it

Max is usually like “yeah sure. tell my baby about buddhism. go buckwild” and hands him over

Aunt Isabel says “absolutely not, do not swear in front of the baby!”

Liz and Maria think the way Kyle talks to Zan is fucking adorable and hand the kid right over

Michael says “okay, but I have to be part of the conversation too” and they usually like take a walk through downtown and talk to Zan about like buddhism or football or whatever

I am thinkin… about Kyle and his dad sitting on the couch watching football with Zan right in between them because it’s Kyle’s babysitting shift but the game is on. Kyle explains the rules very nicely and Zan seems to have a good time.

Isabel makes Michael baby-proof his apartment. Michael thinks this is fucking stupid but does it anyway cause he’s soft as fuck for Zan.

At one point, Liz is like “his name can’t just be Zan. You know I love that little boy but Zan No Middle Name Evans is kind of a weird turn for the family that produced Isabel Amanda and Max Christopher, two of the most white-bread names I have ever heard.”

“Your name is literally Elizabeth Parker, shut the fuck up!” says Maria, and Michael loses his shit.

It’s Kyle who eventually says “Well, can’t Zan be short for Alexander?” and they’re all like holy shit. go off Kyle. fuck. guess his name is Alexander.

And so his name is Alexander Charles Evans!!! it’s very important to me that his name is Alexander Charles Evans!!!

I think it would be fucking hilarious to see Kyle and Michael try and take care of Zan by themselves because everyone else is working or busy.

this little boy just grows up so loved!!

[the-whole-long-stupid-story]

Listen, 

if Keanu freakin' Reeves and Alex Winter can reprise their roles 30 years after Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure was first released... Then we can have a Roswell OG movie 20+ years after the original series.

Disagree? Fight me. With words, not fists obvs. I'll write an essay. And a wish list of scenes to cover. 

Also I want Baron + Toluca as well, because I’m greedy.

[scenesandscreens]

Constantine (2005)

Director - Francis Lawrence, Cinematography - Philippe Rousselot

"I guess there's a plan for all of us. I had to die - twice - just to figure that out. Like the book says, He works His work in mysterious ways. Some people like it. Some people don't."