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Jesseism #2

This is the second Sunday I have stayed at work late. On Sundays we close at five. Today I closed at six; our weekday close time.

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Jesseism #1

So I was hoping the first Jesseism I posted would be a short little quip of something I said that made no sense. But that didn't happen. So a little back story for this Jesseism to be put in perspective: Years ago, in 2006, I got one of those jobs in one of those Halloween stores... I only worked for three days. I loved that job. Those three days were some of the best of my life, but as fate would have it, I was bound to screw it up. Long story short, there was a fire on the foothills by the city; it did an atmosphere effect of some sort making the sun look red; I was on break and I wanted to see it; I was in the break room that use to be an old kitchen (the building the Halloween store was in was an old restaurant) where there was a ladder up to the roof; I tried to climb to the roof; I was "caught"; I was fired at the end of the day. I was very confused, needless to say, as to what I had done wrong. I had NO idea that I was not allowed to do that. But apparently everyone else does and have been giving me the ol' one two about it all these years. I thought I have moved on from such Faux Pas.... I was wrong. The other day at work I left some cookies in the gallery. I have a key, and I wanted my cookeis. No insidious intentions I assure you. Never! I just wanted to see the red sun! I just wanted my darn cookies! So I was planning on going back late at night, to pick up my delicious treat. Luckily this time I didn't do such a thing because I was preoccupied with distractions. My father the next day expressed his concern and I assured him I didn't go and grab them. It was then he told me that if I would have done I would have been.... "Climbing up the ladder again."