#jesterblogging

[the-forcemascinator]

haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

I’ve forgotten a key aspect of jesters…. They are always rage baiting. Cuz now I need to strangle this man over his usage of the word “gooning”. Just cuz you have bells and are a silly boy doesn’t mean you won’t get the sword

[the-forcemascinator]

part of the appeal of knight x jester is how well it lends itself to a service x service dynamic. guard dog dedicated to protecting x performer dedicated to entertaining. soldier trained to think that their attachments will only lead to pain and loss x fool trained to think their emotions are distractions and that their focus should always be the feelings of their audience. guard who believes their purpose is to cause pain x clown who believes their purpose is to make others happy. a tragedy x a comedy of errors. knows how to give, not how to receive x knows how to give, not how to receive >>>

[the-forcemascinator]

tip for all my fellow knight owners: if you are lacking rope or other traditional means of restraint, you can just position your knight however you want and tell them to stay! after all, what is their strength compared to you, their liege and personal god?

WARNING: do not attempt this on knights that are not fully tamed. they might view this act as you devaluing their physical capabilities and try to "prove you wrong"

[the-forcemascinator]

im an ex-catholic hopeless romantic with a knight kink, of course i blur the line between love and worship

[the-forcemascinator]

teasing the knight until they snap and have their way with me, the sort of animalistic hatefucking the likes of which the world has never seen. you agree.

[the-forcemascinator]

my liege said we could prank the knights by tying them up in scandalous positions if its ok with your liege 👉👈

[the-forcemascinator]

need the prince's personal knight to hold the tip of his sword to my throat, eyes ablaze with contempt, and tell me that the next joke i made about our lord will be my last. for. enrichment purposes