#jesus dick

[strangelythirsty]

Overheard on Overwatch

Little Kid: Is this a good person to play as

Some guy: Uh, no.

Some guy: If you're going to play as Widowmaker you might as well leave.

Little Kid: But I thought this was a good person?

Some guy: [Loud Sigh]

Some guy: Unbelievable. She's not.

Little Kid: Well you're playing as Hanzo so I don't know what you're so proud of.

Teammate: Thanks!

Teammate: Thanks!

Teammate: Thanks!

Teammate: Thanks!

[rockpapertheodore]

OH MY GOD I FIRED UP MY OLD PHONE AND FOUND THE FIRST PIC

LOOK OH MY GOD I KNOW I KEEP POSTING PICTURES ABOUT IT BUT JESUS I’VE LOST WEIGHT

I looked pretty bara tho dam

[a-mutual-killing]

I mean, or how ‘bout dicks out for chilling the fuck out

[ouij4board-remade-blog]

im so fucking over this honest to fucking god get the fuck away from me youre pissing me the FUCK OFF

[end-it-ed23]

:v

[dethmelon]

Too much lasagna was eaten tonight Imma die

[mlm-chanyeol-archive]

halfway through the new Ghost Story chapter: omg ashes you're making me ship timmy/rhys

when i finished: DEAR LORD I AM LITERALLY SOBBING ASHES WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME UGHHHHH ;;;;A;;;;

[mlm-chanyeol-archive]

***me reading Chapter 16 of A Circus to Call Our Own:*** sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit