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Misplaced Lens Cap

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@strangelythirsty
full screen, no description or any words on the ad whatsoever.
So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?
mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up
Does anyone know what to do
pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering
It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.
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The Tolling of the Bell compilation
Bishova piece for @themystman! Happy birthday!
Commission Info
so you can sleep
i still fall for you like suns do for skies chapter 4/30
Pairing: Kate/Yelena Chapter word count: 9.1k co-written with my amazing friend @starlightswiftie
Kate knew she was in trouble the second her mother entered her office after Kate’s meeting concluded. She was calm and collected as she shut the door on Kate’s client, but as she turned around, Kate could see the barely contained fury in her eyes. “What kind of game do you think you’re playing at?” her mother asked, still barely keeping it together. “Uh, I’m not exactly sure what you’re talking about?” Kate had barely spoken to her mom that day, she’d only been in the building for an hour. She gave a resigned sigh. “What did I do this time?” “I understand if you’re mad at me for everything, even though I only ever did it to keep you safe, but sleeping with a known assassin?” Eleanor pinched her nose in frustration. “This is a new low, even for you, Kate.” “Wow, okay.” What did Kate even do with that? “First off, I’m not ‘sleeping with’ Yelena, we’re just—” “‘Just friends?’” Her mother scoffed. “Where have you been staying since your apartment burnt down?” Kate had no response for that.
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5 times Kate and Yelena get divorced + the 1 time they don't
If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.
1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.
2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.
3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.
4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.
5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.
Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.
Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.
next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?
next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business
before we leave || fic inspo
there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too
posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search
the most alive i've ever been
kiss me and i might drop dead
happy pride and something something bishova rooftop kiss!
A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻
Keep Safe From the Devil [3/?]
Pairing: Yelena Belova/Kate Bishop
Chapter Rating: Teen
Chapter Words: 4,325
Summary:
It's easy to stalk Kate Bishop, vampire hunter, no The Slayer. It would be sad if it weren't also so lacking in action. Three stores and two churches and now she's heading back to her house. Then Kate surprises her by speaking in a low voice, like she's speaking to herself. "Following me now, Yelena Belova?"
"Now?" She says, a prod to her lack of general self-awareness, hoping down from the balcony she was standing on and landing on her feet.
The pair continue heading toward Kate's house. "It's dangerous for a vampire to do that in this city." A stray hand hovers at the stake in a hidden holster at her side. "Or anywhere."
A Buffy AU
Preview:
Valentina continues like Yelena hasn't spoken. "What are you wearing? I mean, I knew your life was kind of in the dumps since, well, you know. Dead sister, the curse, blah blah blah. I don't need to remind you of all that!"she chuckles blithely, "But seriously? Garage-chic?" She scoffs and shoves her hands into her pockets, wondering what has drawn Valentina out here. Surely not a conversation like this. "What do you want this time?" "Want? Well!" If Valentina is annoyed, she doesn't sound like it, even as she gives a sharp tsk with her tongue at Yelena's rudeness. "I should think that's obvious, right?" Yelena continues to stare ahead as she walks at a relatively brisk pace. "Please, spell it out to me." "Just the same offer I gave to your friend, John Walker! Complete control over your territory. Join me, and I'll even see about lifting that little curse."
Link: here.