#jesus dicks

[queensectonia]

“shipping humans with monsters/elves/anything with a highly extended lifespan is pedophilia because humans are infants to them”

excuse me WHAT

[freycturnal]

my teacher threatened to drop me from my class for not turning in my registration forms I’m going to sc r e a m

[spideraudrey]

oh my god Lailah nearly gave me a heart attack i ran into my first armadillo enemies and out loud said "aw it's an armadillo" and then oNE SECOND LATER SHE SAID THE SAME FUCKING THING IN NEARLY THE EXACT SAME INFLECTION I THOUGHT IT WAS MY VOICE FOR A SECOND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME

[capera-blog]

what if babies cry because reincarnation is real and they just really do not want to fucking do this again

[hella-dave-blog]

the ur gay ask is starting to really apply

didnt realize my sexuality was yours to decide but ok

[dapper-comedy]

ANONS COME ON, GIVE HIM A FUCKING BREAK

[evilkitten42]

Okay, look, don’t get me wrong, I love Shakespeare! I love our play and I love my part and I love working on it at rehearsals! It’s very exciting! It’s just hard to remember how exciting this is when faced with a  n i n e  h o u r  r e h e a r s a l

[axlawful-blog]

--O H GOD I JUST FOUND A SELFIE I TOOK WHILE IN TRICKSTER APPARENTLY????