oh my dick yes

dave strider 16 male knight of time derse dreamer lohac send me asks if you want. 👍

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self portrait of how i feel right now due to yall not sending any asks

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yo ok so???? my ask box is a thing please send some messages so i actually have something to do with this worthless excuse of a tumblog

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why am i never on here haha

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hahah wow im never on here am i

send me more asks or something come on people

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dicks

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yeah this is supposed to be on my ask blog but wwhatevver fuck it hi wwelcome to tumblr

sup

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not much man im gonna reblog this its the only way im actually me

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wow that sounds lame as shit lmao

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hella-dave really digging the phallic content

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thanks man

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yeah this is supposed to be on my ask blog but wwhatevver fuck it hi wwelcome to tumblr

sup

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the ur gay ask is starting to really apply

didnt realize my sexuality was yours to decide but ok

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now i cant stop thinking abt dicks

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how big does your dick even have to be to be able to suck it yourself

like

shit

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see i didnt think it could get any better than calling me gay

i guess i was wrong

this is great

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how far would you go to try to suck your own dick

the problem here is youre assuming i have a dick

anyway why would you want to suck your own dick

thats fucked up man

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i like how my first ask was suspecting me of being gay

like could i GET any higher-quality questions in my inbox

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(picture professionally enhanced to bring out his stupid face)

why is dane cook STILL an ugly piece of garbage

youd think he would have realized it and spent his hard earned cash dollars ($$$$$$$$) on some plastic surgery or some shit but NOPE

i swear hes even fucking UGLIER than he already was

do not sign me the fuck up thats some bad shit

what makes it worse is apparently my good buddy karkat likes that stupid fucker

like what does that tell you

it tells you he has a shit taste in men thats what

guess he wouldnt think im hot then

its a shame honestly

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i swear i thought this said meninist town

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honestly i just said that to avoid talking about history

id talk for days i s2g

you dont want that