I solve 90% of my problems with jazz hands

I've never once known what I was talking about. Mostly hockey, Shakespeare, and theatrical academia

[evilkitten42]

Chapter 2 yeehaw

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[evilkitten42]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

One thing Hitoshi is good at is being distant. He goes to work, he gets his hands dirty so other people don’t have to, he saves people, he fills out an endless mountain of forms, he goes home to his cats, he eats, he sleeps, repeat. He doesn’t get attached to the people he saves.

Before now.

~~

OR: Shinsou Hitoshi is finally a Hero, living his life half in secret and half in the grinding daily cycle of agency work, when a mission goes sideways and he ends up rescuing a child who should never have been there. Worse, he starts developing a soft spot for her. Worse again, Kaminari Denki makes a re-appearance in his life 5 years after he quit hero work and vanished off the face of the earth. And perhaps worst of all, Shinsou's crush on him seems to have only gotten stronger over time.

[thememedaddy]

[sindri42]

I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.

[lentilswitheverything]

Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I've always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn't me creating localised gravitational anomalies

[bumblebeebats]

I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: "Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?" and yes thank you i did tear up

[interstate75south]

i am about to create an au SO self indulgent. the target audience is 1 person and that person is me

[wiryu]

[stuckinapit]

Leather and Crocs, a union forged in hell

[peterokii]

40th sketch for PCRF

[mammothartist]

Just a todoiida doodle

[fioblah]

💌

tip jar

[justanotherass]

[siriusserenade-moved]

yeah

[ato-dato]

My favorite fraud 🥰❤️

[zipsunz]

in the blink of an eye

[darshur]

going home :3

[cocoainthemorning]

“I briefly considered making calcoins a real thing in tandem with this update. I asked somebody how bitcoins worked, and the absolute worst case scenario happened. Bitcoins were explained to me. So obviously I axed that idea.”

— Andrew Hussie (via revolutionator)

[calware]

are you telling me that seven years ago andrew hussie almost got into crypto. that this was another timeline we just narrowly avoided.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

there is literally no funnier fucking joke on the planet to me than the Concept of the Jeremy Renner App existing. like i don't care that it shut down six years ago and i only found out about it's existence the day it shut down. if you post any piece of news about good ol' j-rem and put something like "if only there was an app where we could have discussed this information firsthand" i WILL laugh so hard i give myself a stomach ache. it's peak fucking comedy

[rookamell]

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that