Sep 2, 2017
Jesus Kitty vs Satan Kitty
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Jesus Kitty vs Satan Kitty
I got in trouble this morning for checking out a hot construction worker for too long and getting caught. But seriously how often are construction workers someone you might actually want to look at?
Jesus kitty says you can have the souls. Jesus kitty is much more apathetic than regular Jesus.
Jesus Christ Girl
Out of the 29 notes I got yesterday, 6 weren't you.
Me: Hey Mom, can we name the new cat Jesus?
Mom: Why?
Me: Because then we we get mad at him we can yell "JESUS!" and so we can sing songs from Jesus Christ Superstar at him.
Mom: I am not going around the neighborhood yelling "Here Jesus!" when he gets lost.
Me: Okay, we can call him Christ then!
Mom: No.
Me: OHMYGAWD WE CAN CALL HIM GOD INSTEAD!
Mom: ...
Me: ;D
Mom: ... *leaves*
Who said the devil and god aren't cats?