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A reading from the Book of Bob, according to Cran:

Man asked of God one thing, and of one thing he delivered. Man asked for peak humor. And then the almighty LORD spoke in his divine voice,

“Let there be SUDDENLY SLAYER.”

And it was good.

#cran rant #this joke is funny because i hate the catholic church #suddenly slayer?#fuckin' slayer #fucking slayer #slayer #slayer band #ex catholic #Bible #christianity #catholic #Catholicism #Jesus #Jesus lore

#it’s not like I was ever super consistent but I get to see my brother for the first time in almost a year tomorrow #so I will prob b posting more sporadically for the next few days #I am so sorry my small but loyal fanbase #take this Jesus Lore as compensation #out of context comments #Jesus lore

FUCK the roman guard of 1 AD for like definitely getting rid of everything jesus ever made as a carpenter. i’m just thinking like damn we don’t even have a table? a mug? a bowl? a spoon? and you know nothing survived because if we DID have anything like that it would be in a glass box in a church in fuckin poland or something and would be considered a divine holy relic. NO i’m just tryna see what jesus’s personal carpentry style was!!!!

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they should drop an update to christianity where jesus actually had a lover

idk where it would go from there but they totally should

#christianity #im not christian #lore #jesus lore

If u think about it Jesus and his 12 disciples is like a found family troupe

#sobarant #my first post in I don’t know how many days #hear me out tho on this one #uh #Jesus lore #bible lore #I don’t know how to post this and not mix it up w the religious stuff #I don’t wanna be rude u know #Jesus #12 disciples

Guys I have a Catholic related question.

If Jesus can walk in the water, do you think it is possible for him to (when taking a shower or perhaps in a waterfall) climb through the water?

#thoughts #catholic #catholiscism #jesus christ #jesus lore #bible #question #mithology #personally i believe that he can

I just paid a hypothetical Jesus 2 hypothetical dollars to turn my milk carton into hypothetical wine

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Okay so my mum already heard about it bu whateverI. Im gonna share it with internet

I read Antigone for school and I came ro conclusion that She and Jesus would be best friends if they met.

They both choose their god before actual law and they were stu born and wanted to make a Point about how much their religion is important. Maybe in diffrent co text but still, they are very similiar in many aspects.

So like yeah... Antigone and Jesus would be besties if you ask me and I think they would be very happy to discuss everything with each other, since they share a lot of traits but also are quite diffrent.

Oh! And they both died for they beliefs, tho Antigone commited suicied and Jesus not. But that's beyon my point

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