#out of context comments

[omeletcat]

Odie transforms into a hunk?? wtf?? no i will not give context for this look through my posts if u rly wanna know i rly wanted to share this clip of a movie i found.

[normajeanne23]

[vioma312]

"Give me a functioning body or give me death"

[forever-more-never-again]

Out of context quotes between my coworker and I (we're both female)

Coworker: Oh, please, be my guest

Me: My name's not Belle

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Coworker: Your handwriting is like an old Mans

Me: Call me Grandpa

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Coworker: We're like an old married couple

Me: I'm divorcing you

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Me: You should've read my mind

Coworker: If only I had a timemachine

Me: I'd use it to kick you

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Me: I'm sweaty

Coworker: Sweating like a horndog in church

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Me: It be broke

Coworker: we're broke

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Coworker: You need to start eating more veggies

Me: You sound like my dad now

Coworker: Am I your daddy?

Me: I'll smack you with a wet tortilla

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Coworker: Beans!

Me: Beans?

Coworker: Beans!

Me: Beans!

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Me: Abbs means no armpits, boobs or Butts

Coworker: What if I show some tasteful sideboob?

Me: There's nothing tasteful about you

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Me: Chocolate is gonna become only for the rich

Coworker: Eat the rich

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Me: dada dada dada dada Elmo's world

Coworker: I'm gonna sue

[strangecomments]

[amiyetagain]

i had started doing these on my old blog but lets start it up again (because im dedicated to this list)

shit i heard in the halls at school

(pt 1)

*male voice* "THATS MY TITTY AMBER"

boy1: *runs at the other* "ImMa gEtCha ImMa gEtcHa"

boy2: *panicked noises and running away"

"I have a headache and life if meaningless but at least I finished my geometry homework'

"well sorry I don't want my first kiss to be with nasty-ass mcmono"

"would you cut off your balls? *then again, more intense* but would you cut off your balls???"

"hey *random boy* what's your opinion on boobs?"

"do you wanna try my shoe on?"

"now *that's* a DM to send to your girlfriend"

"YOU DREW ME AS MEGAMIND????????"

"thanos corn dog"

[weirdasscomments]

[asktadckrew]

"I need more chocolate so I can make more smores"