ok I love Gege when he does shit like this
the fucking parallel — I had to run to google to see if I was right and I was 😭😭😭

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ok I love Gege when he does shit like this
the fucking parallel — I had to run to google to see if I was right and I was 😭😭😭
"It's ok, Geraldo will make me lives"
I don't have Geraldo.
I don't know why I said Geraldo.
it shouldn't be a shock to me why I've been a serial monagamist my whole life bc I'm fighting EVERY URGE my body is trying to do of giving all my attention to just one person
@quiisquiliae continued from here.
Tegan was instantly torn between leaning into the hand on his cheek or slapping at it like a toddler. Ashe picking on him was something that he was used too but right now, already annoyed by the dickhole of a noble, he felt more like a pouty child because of it.
"Excuse me," he huffs and frowns at her. "I was nowhere near as bad as that asshat and you know it."
geraskier
lmao
✨ Don't Ship It ✨
Why don't you ship it?
lmao but no seriously I just. as a fan of the books and the games who loves Ciri and Yennefer's mother-daughter bond, the way Yennefer was just cut out of that role in so many post-s1 fanfics and replaced with Jaskier at best and at worst villainized so that Geralt could find real love in the arms of someone he chose (sighing forever)... it's the ship that ate the fandom and so many people indulged in canon female love interest bashing along the way.
What would have made you like it?
ffffffff it's a long list involving a lack of being the Ship that Ate the Fandom, significantly less misogyny, less fanon characterization of the fandom favorite, and so many of its shippers not just blanket assuming that because they like this ship and their blorbo that everyone else will like that ship and their blorbo (flashback to the time I posted a meme on twitter about my kitten and a bard stan took the meme and turned it into something about the bard and replied to my post with it lololol)
Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?
I am very glad that so many people are having fun :-)
i literally never heard of colleen hoover until sometime last month but like………..lmao?
atlas???? ryle????? lily bloom the florist?????
alexa play hot in herre by nelly
The beginning of this comment is sending me.