Jily Headcanons
-ok so first off, some really really really bad jokes about James Fleamont Potter -FLEAMONT -CAN ANYONE ELSE JUST HEAR THE JOKES -"hey James can I borrow your grey sweater? "STOP!!!!! PETER YOU'LL GET FLEAS" "oh shut it padfo-" "ITS IN HIS NAME FOR PETES SAKE" *sirius laughing BC double the pun" -oh so many bad jokes -especially after he transforms into an animal I mean for Christ sake James you really set yourself up for that one -Lily finding out his middle name is Fleamont and she gets them both detention in McGonagalls -that was the first time James Potter dared to hex Lily Evans (The first time he could manage to hex her tbh her laughing left her defenseless) -also Lily Evans has a loud laugh that some people may find annoying but James finds incredibly dorky and endearing -James won't stop stealing Remus's books to impress Lily -(Lily totally knows what's happening BC she sees her notes in the books he already lent her but she lets it go because James trying to describe the books after reading summaries and the last page is hilarious) "I mean who knew, right? You can totally kill a mockingbird, you just gotta hunt down this boo radley guy" -Remus eventually gets frustrated when his books aren't in order so he takes revenge -of course Remus is friends with most of the portraits so he convinces them all to yell Fleamont at James whenever he walks by in exchange for the latest gryffindor gossip -James can't figure it out and he starts carrying around a bottle of hair product to fling at any portrait who dares speak the name -when he first tells lily that she thinks he means Voldemort and is a little confused -until they go do head duties and they start shouting "SIR!!!! SIR FLEAMONT!!" -and then she can barely breathe she's laughing so hard -and his bottle of sleekeazy only lasts about 5 minutes into rounds -it makes him super nervous and he messes up his hair a lot and then Lily starts joking she should've used that product on his hair and not wasted it on the portraits -lily loves that his middle name is Fleamont bc James Potter just seems to much to be true -this little quirk somehow makes her feel a little better BC she doesn't feel like she has as much to live up to -and he is happy BC she seems to be more comfortable around him huh fancy that -James FLEAMONT Potter