Okay, so here’s a request scenario the JoJos have a crush on reader, but one day while reader is sitting between the JoJo and their Jobro, they end up falling asleep on the Jobro’s shoulder.
College au! Jojo Headcanons- Reader falling asleep on a Jobros shoulder
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tags: Established relationships with Johnathan, Joseph, Jolyne, and Johnny, standard cursing, college au! Head canons
REQUESTS ARE OPEN!
Johnathan & Speedwagon
When Johnathan sees you nodding off and how your head slowly starts leaning on Speedwagons, he doesnt say anything.
On the outside, he's smiling lightly, but inside he's a little annoyed and is thinking about moving you so your head is on his shoulder instead.
He's a perfect gentleman, and because of that, he does his best to not make it weird (it's already weird).
Bro is just sitting there awkwardly turning his eyes away while his hands are in lap clutched together so hard they're turning white.
Robert is FREAKING out, mainly because he knows how much Johnathan likes you.
They make eye contact, Johnathan's eyebrow twitching a bit in slight annoyance. Speedwagon mouthing quietly to Johnathan, "I didn't do anything."
" I know you didn't," Johnathan says back very pleasantly but with a stern hardness underneath his tone. Of course, he doesn't blame Robert, but he is a Joestar and was always taught to be proud of who he is and what he has. And when it comes to a person he cares for deeply and romantically he tends to get a slight bit possessive ( mainly becauase he thinks gentlemen shouldn't be getting jealous.)
When you wake up and see Johnathan's face, you obviously see something wrong with him. But he assures you it's nothing and he's perfectly fine!
Speedwagon feels so guilty that he spends the next month being uncharacteristically rude to you just to balance the cosmic scales. It backfires. You're just really confused about the whole situation.
Joseph & Ceaser
The two of you were watching a movie. Originally, it was just supposed to be a date night with just you and Joseph, but one of Caesar's dates found out about another girl Ceaser was messing with so both of his plans were cancelled.
As soon as the movie started Ceaser started nodding off his elbow on the armrest and his cheek leaning on his palm.
You did not know Ceaser was a little cuddler when he was alseep because some how his arm ended up snaked around your waist, Joseph of course notices immediately and starts bouncing his leg in irration.
You end up falling asleep as well, mostly due to the warmth of being in between two big ass men.
Joseph has no shame, and when he's sure you're asleep, he gently removes Caesar's arm and leans you onto him.
Safe to say after that he's pretty content, but he does argue with ceaser about it later.
Jotaro & Kakyoin
Your friend group was going on a road trip to the beach, Polnareff and Avdol in the front seats, leaving you smushed in between Jotaro and Kakyoin.
You had knocked out pretty early into the trip, about 30 minutes in, and started leaning your head onto Kakyoin's shoulder for some comfort.
You would've leaned on Jotaro's, but at that time, you and he weren't too close.
He says "tch" and then nothing else for forty minutes.
Kakyoin is genuinely, sincerely unbothered-- which somehow makes it worse. He just adjusts slightly so you're more comfortable, pulls out a book, and continues existing peacefully.
Jotaro keeps glancing over. His hat covered his eyes. Glances continue.
At one point Kakyoin looks up from his book, notices Jotaro staring, and raises an eyebrow. Jotaro looks away so fast he pulls something in his neck.
He will not apologize. He will not explain. He will simply be in a bad mood for the rest of the day and deny any connection to the shoulder incident when asked.
Kakyoin brings it up exactly once, gently, later. Jotaro's response is "don't." Kakyoin lets it go. He is smiling, though.
Josuke & Okuyasu
Poor Okuyasu doesn't even notice he's doing something wrong ( because well-- technically he isn't!)
He's just sitting there, you fall asleep on him, and he goes "oh" and then very carefully stops moving so he doesn't wake you up.
Genuinely the sweetest response. He's like a large dog who has been trusted with something small and fragile.
Josuke notices.
"You're so lucky, man, I'd kill for her to lie on me like that."
"To be honest, it kinda hurts," Okuyasu replies.
Josuke, at this point, just stares at his best friend and then tries to nonchalantly tell him to lean your head on his shoulder instead.
Okuyasu complies, and Josuke stays smiling at your resting face.
Everyone is happy at the end of this.
Giorno & Bruno
When you start falling alseep and laying your head on Brunos shoulder, all Bruno can muster out is a soft, "oh."
Giorno glances for a second then looks away, then towards his legs. Seeing everything but pretending not to notice like always.
You snuggle into Bruno's arm a little more, after all, it was pretty cold today. Giorno remains the same-- perfect posture and his usual neutral expression.
Bruno notices the slight tensing of Giornos muscles and deducts it down to petty jealousy. He lets out a small laugh and gently pushes your body from his to Giornos.
Not saying anything, instead just crossing his legs and looking the other way.
While Giorno is trying to adjust himself so you're more comfortable.
Bruno is a real one, basically.
Jolyne & Hermes
Hermes doesnt even look up from her phone, she just adjust her shoulder and lets you rest.
Jolyne is so obviously irked.
Not subtle about it either.
Hermes looks up from her phone, notices how annoyed Jolyne looks and says, " oh dont even start jojo."
Jolyne scrunches her nose, "I'm not starting anything, you bitch." Hermes is like wide eyed open mouthed, "Why the fuck are you calling me a bitch?"
Jolyne lets out a grunt and turns her head, Hermes lets out a huge sigh and realizes what Jolynes attitude is about.
"oooh-- have her then, makes no difference to me" Hermes says right before shoving you off of her and onto Jolyne.
You surprisingly don't wake up from being literally shoved, and you end up on Jolyne's shoulder with her arm around you. Still annoyed, but just a little less.
Johnny & Gyro
These two are so evil and annoying together, its like dumb and dumber.
Johnny is like a D1 evil, jealous boyfriend, even if you guys aren't dating.
As soon as you start nodding off, Gyro's lips curl up in a smirk. Johnny's eye twitches.
" Can you not," is all Johnny says.
"not what," Gyro knows exactly what hes doing.
The whole time Johnny is fidgeting, like biting his nails and bouncing his leg aggressively.
Of course Gyro notices, but he thinks its funny to mess with Johnny a little bit.
Johnny stays starring at Gyro.
and you best believe that when you wake up, you notice how tense Johnny is and how he keeps pulling Gyro away to tell him something.
Hes defintely just talking shit to Gyo and is being a little petty asshole over it.
Josuke (Gappy) & Yasuho
Yasuho is mid-sentence when it happens. Just. Trails off. Looks down at you on her shoulder. Looks back up.
She really doesnt mind and just continues talking Josuke's ear off.
To be honest, I feel like Josuke really wouldn't care, mainly because he trusts Yasuho so much and he just doesn't understand basic jealousy.
Hes probably not even thinking about how youre cuddled up on his best friend, and instead is more focused on his midterm or what hes gonna have for lunch.
Hes a simple being.
Overall not much to say because i feel like he'd be genuinely cool with it. but if it were Joshu on the other handddd, oh he'd be so badly annoyed purely because Joshu is fucking annoying.
Jodio & Paco
Paco lowkey doesn't give a fuck when you fall asleep on him. He just lets you and continues sitting in silence for the rest of the car ride.
He is very careful to not move or disturb you too much.
Jodio is already not the most expressive person ever, but even then, he still has the faintest hint of anger; he's probably one of those people who get like red in the face when they're really annoyed or pissed.
Jodio super bluntly tells paco to switch with him and paco shrugs and lets Jodio lay you down on his shoulder-- no reason to fight over something he doesn't really care about.
After this, Jodio spends the rest of the afternoon in a better mood, and a lot kinder to people around him-- ofc Dragona notices and questions why.
It will not be discussed. It will totally affect how he acts around you for the next two weeks. Paco knows. Paco doesn't say anything. That's just how it goes.
tags: NSFW UNDER THE CUT, college au, jobros x gn! reader, mentions of alcohol/drinking, drugs, HOPPIN DIH DIH DIH, no mentions of stands, i use she/her prns for dragona
a/n: theres so many characters so i'm splitting it up into two parts! stay tuned for the next one :) ALSO WELCOME NEW ANON YAYYY
Robert E.O. Speedwagon
- business major with a minor in economics. he wanted to grow up and be well off, leaving his rough childhood behind and make a name for himself. he's good at talking to people, even if he can be a bit brash.
- a bit of a goody two shoes and its unintentional. usually the first to call out if something is missing in class, like homework or a test and reminds the professor smh.
- besties with jonathan, hangs out with him damn near all the time. and he always hates it when dio eavesdrops them, he can see right through his lies.
- overall average student, he only excels in the classes leading up to his major. but he's not the best with the super science stuff or artsy classes that he needed to take.
- he is the president of a medical and environmental research club on campus, ironically named the "student research foundation" or SRF for short. many of the members jokingly call it the "speedwagon research foundation".
- another early morning bird, he moves waking up early.
- messy notes tbh, its not like they're bad but it's definitelt everywhere and he scrambles to shove them into his bag.
- has a bedtime curfew for himself. he needs to be ready for bed by 9 pm, you won't catch him doing anything else unless the rare ocassions he's out and about.
- drives an old car that was passed down from his parents. already paid off, it just makes a lot of funky noises when it starts.
- the designated driver tbh, he gets called to pick people up from parties. mind you, he's already in pajamas ready to go to bed. he's irritated lmao.
- at any cafe, he always orders an earl grey tea with a bit of honey and an english muffin. but, it's not as tasty as the ones his mom used to make.
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- this guy is a total virgin, despite having his fair share of partners here and there. never has he experienced being touched.
- he secretly enjoys the way you tease him under the table as he studies. pulling his pants down and giving him head under the desk as he tries to finish the last page of the chapter of his book.
- bottoms out the first few times he's having sex. you'll need to take control and lead him.
- he's pretty loud in the bedroom, pants and groans your name as he melts into pleasure.
- instinctively pulls out when he's about to cum, he finds it so thrilling watchin his load spill all over your naked body.
- bonus points if its on your back.
- has condoms and other forms of protection after his first time. he doesn't want accidental babies running around the campus.
- undercover cuck. he thought about his best friend jonathan joining you both in the bedroom. but he wants him to fuck you while he watches.
- he feels obligated to take you out on a date before he sleeps with you. he at least wants to treat you something nice.
- pretty average when it comes to his length, his tip is slightly red and the rest of his shaft is slightly darker than the rest of his body.
- got a bush... and its neatly trimmed bush at that.
- a traditional lover, he will hold your hand while you ride him or as he fucks you. ties in to the fact that gets attached.
- falls asleep kinda quickly after he calms down from his high.
Caesar Antonio Zeppeli
- english major with a minor in womens studies. yes he loves being around pretty girls but he's genuinely also interested in said class. but mostly for the women.
- part of the baseball team, always likes to wear his cap even when he's not in practice or in game.
- in the same fraternity as joseph, they're usually together and plan meet ups when they have the time.
- regularly attends the gym on the weekends, the campus gym hates to see him coming.
- and it's super early in the morning too, like 5 am or 6 am.
- actually does really well in his classes. he's a great writer, loves to write poems instead and shares them in classes. it's how he gets the girls.
- one of the best cooks ever on campus tbh. he's in competition with tonio. maybe it's something to do with his family because the zeppeli's are great cooks.
- considered being in a polyamorous relationship.
- has a preference for having female professors. will glaze them and compliment them for a perfect grade. cares less if his instructor is a dude.
- only uses instagram as social media, other than that he prefers to stay offline and focus on his own thing.
- goes to an annual family trip to italy with william and gyro once a year around spring time.
- his dorm is neat for the most part. i can see him having a bit of clutter on his desk but it's nothing crazy. he cleans his dorm room once a week.
- drives a convertible, i don't make the rules here. it's a red one too at that.
- shows up late to his classes all the time. he's such a popular guy though and he persuades girls for notes.
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- mirror sex. if he could, he would have a big ass mirror on the ceiling. but for now, he settles with his closet mirror so he can watch your face contort with pleasure.
- had a threesome with joseph before, one of the best sex he's ever had period.
- the biggest eater, he loves slurping on wet pussy. but he doesn't mind bobbing his head down on someones shaft either, you'll have to coax him.
- loves to thrust into you slowly but he's balls deep inside. his hips move so fluidly, it just feels right.
- had noise complaints from the floor because of the amount of girls he invites over and his bed is always rocking against the walls or it shakes so much that the floor below them can hear it.
- he's pretty long, not much girth but the tip is noticeably red compared to the rest of his body.
- indifferent about the use of protection. he's had nights where he used them and othertimes where he just went in raw. its all up to you.
- has a kiss mark tattoo on the lower right side of his abdomen close to his groin. sometimes he'd have people kiss him down there to pretend like they left a mark.
- a delicious happy trail, his blonde little hairs sticking out from under his boxers.
- loves having his balls touched and fondled, he's very sensitive.
- he's very vocal, always chanting how beautiful you are or how good you make him feel. his ego is fed when you scream his name so loud, the whole floor can hear you two.
- amazing aftercare, even if it's a quick fuck, he'll still make sure you're okay and look presentable.
Noriaki Kakyoin
- graphic design major with a minor in history. he likes having artistic freedom, wanting to put what he's really good at to good use. that and he really likes learning western history, it's interesting and bizarre.
- roommates with jotaro, they live in those nice apartment looking dorms. their room is decorated mostly from kakyoin.
- speaking of which, he and jotaro regularly get lunch and dinner together at the dining cafeteria. ocassionally accompanied by polnareff once in a while.
- instead of a regular backpack, he carries a tote bag with him instead. it carries all of the essential things he needs anyways.
- wears glasses. he's far sighted, looking down at his blank page of his notebook makes him dizzy because its so blurry. but the board with the notes he can see just fine.
- has a part time job at the library, 100% saves study rooms for his friends whenever they need to hang out.
- smokes weed socially, he never really has it on him but if he's being offered then who is he to deny it?
- probably a collector. has a mini shelf dedicated to trinkets he collects and action figures and pokemon cards lol.
- which leads me to my next point of kakyoin being a nerd. he's in a geeky club, maybe the video game one with jodio.
- got in trouble by the RA because he had a candle in his room.
- drives a 2010 red honda civic, likes to comment about how reliable it is because it's a hand me down.
- becomes a regular at the cafe shop across the street from the campus.
- regularly goes on road trips with avdol and polnareff. sometimes jotaro and joseph would tag along with them.
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- a super freak, he's is into things you didnt think guys like him would be into.
- first and foremost, he likes whips. he pulled one out and gave your ass a playful slap and then acted innocently at your outburst.
- into pet play, he really digs the cat ears and tail or dog ears and tail. extra points if you bark or meow for him on all fours.
- and btw, the tail is a buttplug, you know exactly where it's gonna go.
- always has some kind of music playing in the back, he thinks its awkward when it's mostly quiet.
- he likes being messy, yet he'll tease you about making a mess out of him and yourself.
- speaking of which, he's not at your mercy and will tease you until you're begging for him to stop.
- has a tattoo on his waist that he forgot about and got when he was drunk probably. it's cursive writing of a quote that he liked from a movie.
- he's on the quiter side, lets out one of the most prettiest moans and sighs you've ever heard a man emitt. top 5 best moans probably.
- he's got an average dick, skinny long rather than girthy. around 6 inches? and it's a light pink at the tip.
- loves having his nipples teased, especially if you circle your tongue around it and suck on it. he'll lose his composure.
- likes holding your hand when he's balls deep inside.
- has gotten his dick sucked in the library before, while he was on shift. they were uh.. overdue for a book return.
- jerks off to audio porn. fell asleep with his underwear pulled down as the moans were on repeat for 6 hours straight. it's a miracle jotaro didnt notice.
Nijimura Okuyasu
- kinesiology major with a minor in business. he likes being fit, i could see him being a trainer or a coach. while also wanting to build his own business, he dreams so big.
- doesn't study at all. for anything. and he's barely passing his classes, i dont know how he does it.
- got a big appetite, always hungry for something. you'll see him at the campus convenience store or the dining area a lot.
- goes to the campus gym a lot, does duo poses with josuke and he thinks they look so cool. talking about some "gains 🤙🏽😈🔥"
- cheats during exams, he's channeling to use echolocation to see other people's test answers.
- he's playing run 3 on coolmathgames during the lectures.
- roommates with josuke! his side of the dorm is messy, his bed is never made and he has his pile of dirty clothes in his laundry basket. that he forgets to wash.
- speaking of which, he's the type to pull somebody's laundry out if they're hogging the machine. leaves their clothes on the floor lmao.
- works part time at tonio's restaurant whenever he visits back home during summer or winter break. its a seasonal position.
- goes to a lot of campus events if free food is available. hardly every interested in what any of them actually offer.
- was on academic probation for a year straight, luckily he did two semesters averaging B's and lifted the hold on his account.
- likes to use the excuse of his 'internet not working' when he didn't turn in a homework assignment and he asks for an extension.
- probably takes a spongebob or a spiderman backpack to class, he literally has everything in there.
- has no license but drives a car anyways lmao.
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- absolutely virgin, there's no doubt about it. he's only ever seen a naked women on the computer screen, never in real life.
- fucks like a desperate, mad-man. he goes way too fast because he's way too excited.
- and he's never quiet about it either. he groans, he grunts, he whimpers, etc. and his voice gets so hoarsed too that it's almost raspy.
- on the average size, nearing 6 inches but it's really girthy. the tip is fat too and the shaft is a darker shade compared to the rest of his body.
- he cums a lot. and it's in thick loads too.
- obsessed with the way your ass jiggles anytime he pounds into you.
- has jerked off to instagram pictures that you uploaded when you exchanged social media accounts with him after working on a group project lol.
- switches positions like crazy, he can't decide what he likes better. either way it all feels too good.
- obsessed with you giving him a blowjob. he's doing homework? your mouth is on the tip as he struggles to write or type. watching a movie or a show together? his hand is at the back of your head as stares mindlessly at the screen.
- brags to josuke and goes into a full, complete detail whenever he gets the chance to sleep with someone. might even try and get josuke hooked up.
- likes to cuddle afterwards, even if you're not even dating. he gets pretty attached easily.
- says "i love you" a lot, especially when he's close to cumming.
Bruno Bucciarati
- sociology majors with a minor in communications.
- he's super intuitive, takes the lead in a lot of projects or class discussions. and everyone is always inspired by whatever he says.
- turns everything in on time, procrastination fears him!
- another one who doesn't struggle with waking up early. honestly he prefers it, that way he has the rest of the day to himself.
- the type who would use file binders and folders to organize his homework and all the other physical paper that he has.
- owns apple everything tbh. an iphone, a macbook, an apple watch, and air pods. yeah, the whole apple ecosystem.
- was mistaken as a professor one time and now he pays attention to the way that he dresses.
- doesn't do parties but he does like to plan hang outs with friends. even classmates, would offer to go to a cafe to study together. or even lunch and dinner.
- i can see him driving a bmw m4 convertible series car, specifically a white one too. its always clean and it always smells nice.
- experienced driver, been driving since he was able to touch the wheel at a young age.
- and for that reason, he's the designated driver but he doesn't really complain about it. he can multitask, being in a meeting through the phone while also driving narancia and mista to some party at the same time.
- he doesn't even have a dorm, he lives in an apartment and shares rent with abbacchio. and it's pretty damn clean.
- i can see him graduating early, he decided to take some classes during the summer term and that boosted his completion.
- he drinks a lot of coffee. and its black coffee at that and he keeps it in his yeti rambler mug thats dark blue.
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- insane stamina btw, he could go for hours and rounds after rounds.
- really into restraints, he'll tie your hands or keep them pinned as he fucks into you.
- an absolute king in aftercare, even if its a quick fuck he does show that he cares to an extent. he'll help wash you up.
- he prefers going a lot slower and gentle than jackhammering his hips. he loves the romantic and actual love aspect of sex, especially if you're his partner.
- he love, love, loves to drag the foreplay for that reason. sometimes the buildup is a lot more thrilling than the actual deed.
- during winter and spring breaks when you're away from each other, he doesn't mind dabbling into phone sex or sexting with an exchange of photos and videos.
- his phone is connected to his laptop so sometimes he has to be careful opening his files in case theres a naked picture of you that pops up.
- has a thing for lingerie. imagine you come visit him late at night at his place, abbacchio not home and just bruno. you reveal the lacy panties. yeah, he goes crazy for that.
- there was a time where it was just you and him in the car on your way to pick the guys up. and you leaned over to give him head while he's driving. then narancia would ask why bruno looks so flushed out.
- he's pretty quiet in the bedroom. lots of grunts and sighs, but he much rather prefers you making all the noise.
- he's pretty big. a long, 7 incher with a slightly red tip. and his balls are average size too. he knows how to use it, thats for sure.
- always uses protection, unless you tell him not to. but he'll ask if you're really sure.
Ermes Costello
- a criminal justice major, she's hear to serve justice and likes being outspoken.
- has those big whiteboards in her dorm room with a calendar. she writes down exam dates and birthdays.
- uses instagram mostly but even then, she's not really online that much.
- loves bar hopping after exam week with jolyne and f.f. doesn't matter if they passed or not, they're celebrating that it's over with.
- has a part time job being a delivery driver at night. she can lift really heavy boxes too and sometimes befriends the houses that she delivers to.
- actually feels really happy that the majority of her classmates are other women. she feels like she's at home.
- has a habit of showing up kinda late for class though, every single time. but it's not terribly late, just like 5 minutes.
- speaking of which, i wouldnt say she struggles with procrastination but more so.. she struggles with her time management.
- likes to go to parties with jolyne, they're always seen together a lot of the times.
- was pulled over by the cops one time while they were driving back and she was fucking drunk and it was a miracle that they let them go after inspecting the car.
- her study habits are kinda all over the place. sometimes she rereads her notes, other times she might rewrite stuff, and then uses flashcards.
- but she's pretty good at public speaking. especially about something that she's so passionate about.
- snores a lot in her sleep, she drools and bunches up her blankets. especially on the day of her tests. she's convinced its some kind of sick joke as to why she sleeps so well when its an exam day.
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- loves having her boobs played with, especially after a long day. and you can be as rough as you want with them.
- she loves mirror sex, there's something so embarassing yet so hot about seeing herself looking so fucked out.
- she's a switch, leaning slightly towards dom. she kinda wants to take the lead most of the time but she won't wrestle with you too much.
- doesn't mind quickies but she'll scold you about it while you're actively trying to unbutton her pants.
- you ate her out right before a big test one time and she miraculously passed. she thinks you helped her.
- really likes those vibrating panties or if you make her stick those toys inside of her while she's in class. she's gripping the table and trying to act cool while you're on the other side of campus.
- she's pretty loud in the bedroom, kinda flustered about it too. she can't even control her own volume if she could. if she's blissed out then thats that.
- has a collection of straps that she likes to use on you. she might even let you pick out which one to use tonight.
- got a mean bush down there, dont be surprised if you get some pieces of hair stuck on your teeth or tongue.
- likes to dirty talk a lot, even if she's a moaning mess herself.
- made herself squirt once in her dorm room alone, she quickly tried cleaning up before jolyne and f.f stop by to visit.
- has faked an orgasm before with someone who she didnt really like but let hit anyways. just to get it over with and immediately texted jolyne the second they left.
Gyro Zeppeli
- biochemistry major , he's pretty damn smart but he doesn't really act like it. at least for the most part.
- super lucky when it comes to quizzes and exams, specifically on the multiple choice parts. sometimes he's stuck between two answers and he always picks the correct one each time.
- likes to play devil's advocate sometimes during class discussions.
- writes down one or two things during class and then just doesnt take notes at all for the rest of the session. might even leave early.
- goes on that annual trip to italy with caesar and will , and he always brings something back for johnny.
- his dorm room is pretty messy. he's got shit everywhere but it's hardly dirty. its usually just piles of clothes, unorganized desks and an unkempt bed.
- gets invited to go to parties regularly. and it all just depends on how he feels. he'll drag johnny with him too if he really wants to go.
- during his chem labs, he's super on point with his calculations to everyones surprise. they all lowkey gravitate towards him when its time to pair up.
- sometimes during winter or spring breaks, he joins johnny into staying at the joestar's manor for the time being. he's like the guy that invites himself, an honorary joestar.
- pigs out in the dining hall, he goes for seconds and thirds. its almost like he inhales his food.
- really chill with the chefs at the dining hall, id they see him they'll even give him an extra scoop.
- books a study room for him and johnny just so they can talk as loudly as they want and dick around. and they tend to go overtime too until another group knocks at the door. but gyro tells them to fuck off.
- likes to sleep through his alarm. you wonder how it doesn't wake him up but wakes the whole floor up.
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- the biggest tease imagineable, he purposely does slow and deep thrust just to see you squirm.
- slaps his dick against your thigh or your hole, all while smirking down at you.
- and for some reason, the deed always starts in his car. he likes to make out a little and then either wants to fuck in the backseat or head back to your room specifically. not his.
- absolutely loves doggystyle position, it's his go to every single time.
- he doesn't sleep around as often that you think he does, he likes focusing on his own thing rather than getting laid. he knows its easy.
- has fantasies of someone being able to top him. he wants his hair getting pulled too, he thinks its so hot.
- he's relatively loud. he groans and talks more than he moans or whimpers, etc. he's a tease but he likes to praise you too.
- he's so big it leaves you drooling. he's so thick too, he has to be like 8 inches with a fat tip too and his bush of hair. there's also prominent veins on the shaft.
- a yummy happy trail that starts right under his belly button. and he doesn't plan on shaving either.
- indifferent about the mess the two of you will make. but he gets a kick out of stuffing your mouth full.
- same about using protection though he kinda leans more into using it. he carries a condom in his wallet all the time. he doesn't want little gyro's running around just yet.
- purposely leaves his dorm room unlocked too, has gotten walked in on but be didnt care. in a weird way its like he's asserting his dominance.
- his dirtiest fantasy is having a threesome with johnny. he's wanted to for the longest. but johnny doesn't know about this lmao.
Yasuho Hirose
- an education major with a minor in english. i can totally see her being those cutesy teachers with decorated classrooms and the cutest outfits.
- gets her strawberry matcha latte every morning before class, sometimes she asks josuke (gappy) if he wants to join. if he's even awake this early.
- takes notes on an cutesty ipad with the feel-like paper screen protector. goodnotes is her bff.
- and yes she color codes her notes as well.
- gets kinda distracted when she's editing her notes for a presentation on powerpoint or google slides. she spends more time making the slides look good.
- afraid to ask questions in class and saves it for office hours.
- often has no idea what she's doing during class activities but ends up doing stuff correctly anyways.
- likes to stay in her social circle, doesn't really seek out to make friends. she likes and appreciates the ones she already has with her.
- loves to study outside on the grass with her friends. they have little picnic, laptops out and she has them take pictures of her and her of them.
- doesn't go to parties. and if she did, it was peer pressured by her friends. but she's definitely hanging out in the corner of the room, counting down the time as it goes by.
- has a bunch of stickers all over her ipad case.
- shows up a little early before her classes even start. was late the first day, so she made it a habit.
- she smells so good. she smells like a bakery and strawberries, constantly gets complimented and ask what she uses.
- if she's more than 10 minutes late for class, she's skipping. saving herself the embarassment of doing the walk of shame where everyone stares at her.
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- super duper squirmy. she is so sensitive to almost every touch, especially her breast.
- she moans pretty loudly and it's cute too. lots of "ah, ah, ah" and "oh, oh, oh" slipping past her lips so sweetly.
- she loves creampies. the feeling of being stuffed to the brim makes her wanna roll her eyes back.
- has to turn her plushies or figurines away so they dont see her in this kind of state. it's silly but she gets embarassed just seeing beady eyes watching her get railed.
- she's pretty vanilla, isn't into anything super crazy. she once slept with a guy who wanted her to wear a snorkeling mask while he ate her out.
- but she really likes being praised. and anal.
- no seriously, she saw stars when she got her ass ate out for the first time.
- nobody was able to make her squirt before. do you think you can do it?
- rarely ever would think about dominating. she's submissive in every way, she likes it when you take the lead. mostly because she has no idea what shes doing.
- her favorite position is missionary, only because she likes wrapping her legs around whoever's fucking her.
- likes getting her ass slapped while she getting fucked. she lets out a small yelp anytime it happens and you can tell she likes it the way she squeezes around nothing, or on your strap, or dick.
- makes a lot of facial expressions, she's very expressive and its pretty cute.
Dragona Joestar
- a psychology major with a minor in biology, she works hard!
- has her life put together already, she knows what she wants to do and how she's gonna do it. already has internships lining up for her to apply.
- she's probably an RA too alongside with giorno but in a different floor. she's the fun RA that likes to decorate the white boards and uses the air wick plugs to make the hallway smell nice.
- uses instagram, snapchat, AND tiktok. secretly always online but tries not to make it super obvious. has a decent amount of followers and friends added to across apps. i would say ~3k people max.
- only became an RA for the free dorm room, convinced jodio to apply with her but he hates the responsibility.
- the RA that everyone trusts and talks to, she's just very reliable and easy to talk to compared to the others. especially giorno.
- president of the "fashion design" club. it's a do-it yourself (diy) and home economics club where you can cook, knit, sew, and make clothes with other people and take it home.
- writes down notes in neat handwriting that she plans to transfer on computer but never does.
- procrastination's biggest victim. she pushes everything by the deadline. and yet she tells everyone else to get started early.
- was definitely an orientation day leader, loves to help out the newbies. from transfer students to freshmans.
- all the faculty at the library know her, she goes there literally everyday. either to print papers, being a tour guide, or just to hang out. her favorite person there is kakyoin lol.
- will actually freak out if she gets a grade lower than a B. her mental state is really getting pushed when she see's that C.
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- she's so stressed out that she doesn't even realize given at how easily she is to cum.
- i would say she's a good B cup but she loves how her chest just bounces a little anytime she rides.
- loves having toys being used on her. her favorites is butt plugs and vibrators.
- was getting fucked by one of her guy friends and her RA phone started ringing. imagine how quickly her heart dropped when she heard knocks at the door afterwards.
- her favorite position is the lotus, eye contact is so romantic and she has a hard time maintaining it because it flusters her so much.
- really loud. like you need to tell her to shush because she's whining and whimpering and screaming your name. it almost sounds pornographic.
- she kinda likes it if you cover her mouth or make her bite into a pillow or something to muffle her noises.
- can only go one round or two before she taps out. her body goes overdrive pretty quickly.
- kinda into some roleplay, she loves being the nurse and you're her patient. but thats if she's got the time and is bored enough to edge you.
- speaking of which, she's into edging. a lot of it too and mostly edging you.. not on herself.
- lets you stay the night, she'll even make you breakfast and tries not to make it a big deal if anyone noticed you sneaking out either really late or kinda early.
I LOVED your JoJos wedding HCs! Is it possible to do one with the JoBros?
Congrats on 100 followers!
THANK YOU SMMMM (I’m at 150 now or something 🤭)
Also.. lowkey I didn’t know which jobro to pick for some of them so I took a wild guess?? 😭
Tags: Gender neutral reader, SFW and fluff
Speedwagon
- Speedwagon is absolutely an overorganizer - talking too fast, overplanning everything, and insisting nothing is “too much” if it makes you happy. His loud, emotional nature means everyone around you knows exactly how thrilled he is.
- Underneath the bravado, he is terrified he’s not worthy: an ex‑thug from Ogre Street who somehow ended up with you. Remembering how Jonathan’s kindness changed him, he vows daily not to waste the life and love he’s been given.
- He is extremely protective in the lead‑up: triple‑checking venues, carriages, guest lists, security, because losing people he loves is his greatest fear. You catch him staying up late over paperwork, muttering about wanting everything “safe and perfect” for you.
- The wedding has this mix of old English charm and quiet opulence: a beautiful church or manor with stained glass, warm lamps, and a reception in a grand hall funded (discreetly) by his success as a respectable businessman.
- Because he values loyalty and friendship above all, the guest list is stacked with people he considers family: Joestars, trusted colleagues, and anyone who ever treated him with decency when he was still scraping by.
- The atmosphere is emotional and loud in the best way: there is laughing, crying, people clapping too early, and Speedwagon narrating things under his breath because he can’t stop verbally reacting to every tender moment.
- When you walk down the aisle, he absolutely breaks: hands shaking, trying to stand tall, but his face is an open book. His hot‑blooded, expressive nature means everyone can see he is utterly gone for you.
- His vows are messy but real: he trips over words, repeats himself, maybe swears once then apologizes immediately, but every line circles back to “You saved me” and “I’ll stand by you the way I stood by Jonathan… only more, because you’re my home.”
- If there’s a religious or symbolic component, he leans into it with reverence. Coming from a life of crime and danger, any ritual that symbolizes “new life” or “protection” hits him hard, and you can feel him squeeze your hands like he’s promising the universe itself.
- The reception is generous and welcoming: good food, loud music, and a very open door policy toward anyone you care about. He makes a point of toasting his journey from Ogre Street to this moment, and how your love made all that pain worth something.
- He dances like an overexcited puppy in a suit. He is not graceful, but he is enthusiastic, and he keeps saying “You look incredible” like he needs to remind both you and himself every five minutes. His extroverted, people‑focused side shines as he spins you around and shows you off.
- At some point, he pulls you aside from the noise just to breathe with you in a quiet corridor or balcony. That’s when he gets soft and almost shy again, murmuring that no matter how big the foundation gets or how long he lives, this is the day he’s going to remember on his deathbed.
- After the wedding, he throws himself into being the kind of partner who never lets you doubt his devotion: bringing you tea, calling you “my spouse” with almost boyish glee, and proudly introducing you as the person who “gave an old street rat a future.”
- He still has that instinct to neglect his own needs for others, so in marriage he often overworks himself for your comfort. You’ll probably be the one teaching him that you want him healthy and happy, not just protected and providing.
- To him, the marriage is not just romance - it’s a promise to never leave you alone the way he’s seen others left behind. In Speedwagon’s heart, you become his chosen family, the person he’ll spend the rest of his life loudly, fiercely, openly loving.
Caesar Zeppeli
- Caesar is both excited and terrified. On the surface he’s bragging - “Of course you want to marry me!” - but when he’s alone he worries about living up to that vow and whether he can protect you from the kind of pain he’s known.
- He gets controlling about details without meaning to: pacing around over guest lists, the menu, where you’ll sit, who will stand where, because if the day is perfect, maybe it’ll keep the bad things away. You often have to gently remind him you just want him, not perfection.
- He is fiercely proud that you’re choosing him. It softens his temper; if anyone even hints at disrespecting you or the marriage, his protective streak flares instantly. He’s determined that no one will ever make you feel unwanted or unsafe.
- The wedding has strong Italian energy: warm, lively, crowded with family and “family friends,” with a church or chapel filled with light filtering through high windows, flowers everywhere, and music always in the background.
- He wants it to feel like a celebration of love and life, not something stiff or cold. Expect lots of color, laughter, and people talking over one another, balanced with moments of quiet reverence when you exchange vows.
- There’s a heavy emphasis on family: photos of those who have passed, candles or flowers set in their memory, and a sense that you’re both being witnessed by the living and the dead. Deep down, he wants his father and sister to see that he finally found something good.
- When you walk down the aisle, Caesar is ruined. He tries to keep his composure, but his eyes shine, his jaw clenches, and he keeps having to blink away tears. For someone who’s always been so confident, he suddenly looks almost shy in front of you.
- His vows are emotional and a little dramatic in the best way. He talks about how you changed him, how he doesn’t ever want you to feel alone, how he’ll fight - literally and figuratively - for your future together. His voice cracks when he promises he won’t abandon you.
- There’s probably a symbolic gesture: maybe tying a ribbon around your joined hands, exchanging a small charm, or lighting a candle together. He takes that symbolism dead seriously, squeezing your fingers like he’s swearing on his own life.
- The reception is loud, warm, and full of food. Long tables, shared plates, wine, relatives telling stories about him (some embarrassing), and him hovering near you, always keeping a hand on your back, your waist, or your hand.
- He insists on a proper first dance. He’s better at it than you expect, leading you confidently, smirking when you stumble, then bending close to whisper that you’re perfect. Later, he probably pulls you into slower, more intimate dances away from the crowd.
- At some point, he sneaks you to a quieter spot - a terrace, a garden, a stairwell overlooking the party - just to breathe with you. He presses his forehead to yours and murmurs that he never thought he’d get this, and he’s not going to waste it.
- In married life, Caesar becomes even more protective and attentive. He calls you affectionate pet names constantly and refers to you as his spouse with this proud, slightly smug little smile.
- He is very physically affectionate at home: back hugs while you cook, kisses to your knuckles when you’re reading, pressing his cheek into your palm when he’s tired but doesn’t want to admit it. Touch becomes his daily reassurance that you’re really here.
- For him, the marriage is both a promise and a redemption. He carries the weight of his past, but every morning he wakes up next to you feels like proof that he didn’t end up defined by loss - that he found love, and kept it, and will spend the rest of his life fighting for it.
Noriaki Kakyoin
- Kakyoin treats the decision to marry you as something almost sacred, partly because he spent so much of his life feeling detached from others and not really having friends.
- He is reserved and introverted around big groups, so he plans the wedding to minimize small talk and maximize quiet, meaningful moments with you.
- He takes the idea of marriage very seriously - loyalty and respect mean everything to him, so proposing or accepting your proposal is something he only does once he is absolutely sure he’s “worthy” of being your person.
- He is the type to research legal procedures, venues, and traditions like he is studying for an exam, creating neat lists, schedules, and backup plans so nothing can ruin your day.
- The ceremony is small and serene: a garden, museum courtyard, or quiet shrine-like space where the focus is on you two, not on a huge crowd or loud reception.
- The aesthetic leans soft and slightly artsy, reflecting his love of art and photography - warm lighting, subtle colors, maybe stained glass or carefully chosen floral arrangements that he secretly overanalyzed to match your tastes.
- Kakyoin keeps the guest list tight: the Crusaders and a few people you truly care about, because he values respectful, trustworthy people and hates insincere social circles.
- The vows are simple but precise; he is not overly flowery, but every word is carefully chosen, promising loyalty, honesty, and the courage to keep growing together, just like he learned to do on the Egypt journey.
- On the surface he looks composed and polite, but anyone who knows him can see his hands tremble slightly when he holds yours or when the ring goes on your finger.
- He steals small, private moments between formal parts of the ceremony: brushing a stray hair from your face, quietly asking if you are tired or overwhelmed, and visibly relaxing every time you smile back at him.
- Instead of a wild party, the reception feels more like a cozy gathering with good food, inside jokes, and a chance for real conversation; he is happiest when you’re close by, not when you’re “on display.”
- Later, when it is just the two of you, he admits that marrying you feels like rewriting the lonely script of his childhood - proof that his life is no longer defined by isolation or Dio’s control, but by the quiet, chosen family he built with you.
Okuyasu Nijimura
- He tells literally everyone in Morioh within 24 hours, beaming as he introduces you as his fiancé(e) and asking each person if they think he is “husband material now.”
- Okuyasu keeps panicking about messing things up and constantly wonders what his brother would have told him, but your reassurance that he is doing great makes him visibly soften every time.
- Decision-making is a disaster at first; he wants everything you want but freezes whenever there are choices, so Josuke and Koichi quietly help narrow things down while Okuyasu picks whatever makes you smile hardest.
- The wedding ends up being small and local in Morioh: an outdoor venue near where you first used to hang out, decorated with slightly mismatched flowers and ribbons because he thought “more color = more happiness.”
- He shows up in a suit that still has a bit of that delinquent flair - maybe a bold tie or a subtle symbol that reminds him of Keicho - standing at the front and bouncing on his heels because staying still is impossible for him.
- When you appear, he goes from grinning to full-on tears in seconds, loudly telling you “You look amazing!” before the officiant even gets to say anything, making guests laugh and wipe their own eyes.
- His vows are messy, out-of-order, and totally genuine; he stumbles over words, admits he is “not the smartest guy,” and promises with his whole heart to always protect you, even if he is scared or unsure.
- He mentions his brother once, voice shaking, saying that meeting you is one of those choices he made all by himself and that he is proud of it, which hits everyone right in the chest.
- At least once, he instinctively uses The Hand to “fix” a problem - maybe erasing some space to pull a falling decoration back into place or to quickly move a table - and everyone gasps while he laughs it off sheepishly.
- Josuke has to gently warn him not to accidentally erase part of the aisle or the cake, so Okuyasu keeps fidgeting with his ring instead of his Stand, trying his best to behave.
- The reception is loud, warm, and a little clumsy: Okuyasu eats like it is Tonio’s restaurant and keeps trying to feed you bites between every conversation because sharing food is one of his biggest love languages.
- Your first dance is not graceful at all; he steps on your feet a few times, laughs nervously, then relaxes when you cling closer, turning it into a swaying, clingy hug more than a formal dance.
- He cannot stop staring at your ring and his, lifting your joined hands up to show people as if he still cannot believe you chose him, repeating “We’re really married, huh?” like a happy mantra.
- At the end of the night, he carries you over the threshold with way too much enthusiasm, almost tripping, then holds you close and quietly admits that this is the happiest and safest he has ever felt in his life.
Bruno Bucciarati
- For Bruno, marriage is not impulsive - he treats it as a promise he must live up to every day, the same way he treats his responsibility to his team.
- He will only ask when he is absolutely sure he can protect you and give you a life that aligns with his own sense of justice, making sure you understand the risks of being tied to someone in Passione.
- The ceremony has a very Southern Italian feel: warm light, stone, and the sense of old tradition, likely in a modest but beautiful church or chapel near the sea, because he respects rituals and the symbolism of making a vow in front of something bigger than yourselves.
- He favors a venue that is not ostentatious but solid - a church with worn steps, frescoes, and a view of the coastline, somewhere that feels rooted and timeless in the way he wants your marriage to be.
- The guest list is small and curated; he wants his team, a few trusted associates from Passione, and any family or friends you choose - no one who would disrespect the sanctity of the day or make you feel unsafe.
- He is calm in that Bucciarati way, but it is the same “calm” he wears before a fight - controlled, focused, with his emotions pressed down so he does not cry in front of everyone - he only lets them slip when he sees you walking toward him.
- His suit is immaculate and tailored, with subtle details that echo his usual style: neat lines, polished shoes, maybe a zipper-themed accessory tucked into his tie pin or cufflinks as a quiet nod to Sticky Fingers.
- He is hyper-aware of the logistics, making sure everyone arrives safely, the church is secure, and the exits are known - he wants you to be able to relax because he is the one staying alert.
- Your vows are where he lets himself be vulnerable: he speaks clearly and steadily, promising not just love, but to never let his “path” diverge from yours.
- He emphasizes partnership and trust, telling you that just as he once asked his team to follow him even into rebellion, he now chooses to walk beside you, not ahead, because this is a life you are building together, not a mission.
- When you exchange rings, he lingers just a moment, thumb brushing your fingers like he is memorizing the feel of the metal, and you can see in his eyes that this is a responsibility he will never put down.
- The reception is intimate, full of good food and laughter rather than wild partying - homey Neapolitan dishes, wine, and maybe a terrace overlooking the water so everyone can breathe and talk under the evening sky.
- His team absolutely teases him, but they are also deeply respectful: Mista making jokes during toasts, Narancia getting overexcited on the dance floor, Abbacchio quietly watching with a hint of a smile he tries to hide, Fugo making sure nothing gets out of hand.
- Bruno barely leaves your side - when you dance, he holds you close but not possessively, one hand at your back, the other around your fingers, murmuring quiet reassurances that no matter how dangerous the world gets, this - you - is the one thing he will always protect first.
Ermes Costello
- Ermes does not rush the idea of marriage - she only lets herself even consider it after you’ve stayed through her lowest, angriest moments and seen the rough parts without flinching. Loyalty is everything to her, so she needs to know you won’t run when life gets ugly.
- She frames it in her head almost like a promise between partners in crime and partners in life: someone who has her back in a fight and in the quiet days afterward. Once she’s sure, the decision is solid - no second‑guessing, no half‑measures.
- The ceremony itself is relatively small but intense—friends, found family, people who actually matter, not random distant relatives. There’s an urban, grounded feel: maybe a decorated courtyard, a restaurant rooftop, or a community space instead of a big soft fairy‑tale venue, something that nods to her working‑class, family‑restaurant roots.
- Aesthetic-wise, it’s bold and a little rough around the edges: bright colors, geometric patterns, loud music, and details that reference both your tastes and her tattoos/stand motif - duplicated decorations, mirrored signs, paired photos like subtle “Kiss” symbolism everywhere.
- She dresses up, but it’s her version of formal: something sleeveless, easy to move in, with sharp lines and maybe some streetwear influence, plus jewelry and hair accessories that echo her usual barrettes and tattoos. She refuses anything that makes her feel like she’s cosplaying someone else.
- When you walk in, her bravado almost cracks; she looks like she’s been punched in the chest, eyes wide, lips pressed tight as if she’s physically holding back tears. She tries to play it cool, but her whole face is basically screaming “holy shit, that’s my future standing there.”
- Her vows are straightforward and unpretty, and somehow that makes them hit harder. She talks about how she doesn’t believe in fate or some neat, clean justice anymore, but she believes in you and in choosing you every day. She mentions the ways you’ve grounded her when revenge and anger tried to swallow her whole.
- She promises to always tell you the truth (even when it hurts), to protect you like family, to fight beside you, and to never let you carry your burdens alone. Her voice gets rough and louder when she says, “I’m not going anywhere, got it?” like she’s daring the world to try and take this away from her.
- The reception is loud, warm, and a little messy - good food (she insists on the food being amazing), big laughs, people shouting across tables, music that makes everyone move. It feels more like a family gathering or block party than a stiff formal event.
- She is constantly touching you: arm around your waist, hand in your back pocket, fingers laced with yours when you’re talking to someone else. Every time she catches your eye across the room, she grins like she can’t believe this is real and promptly makes her way back to you.
- There are in‑jokes woven into the day: duplicated favors or gifts, maybe paired keychains or little “double” charms as a nod to Kiss. She likes that the symbolism is subtle but very you‑two.
- At some point, she pulls you aside somewhere quieter - outside the venue, on a staircase, or in a back hallway - to breathe and just be with you away from the noise. She leans her forehead against yours and mutters something gruff like, “You’re stuck with me now. No refunds,” but her hands are shaking slightly from how happy she is.
- In the days after, she keeps staring at both of your rings, fiddling with hers when she thinks you’re not looking, testing the word “spouse” out loud with this mix of pride and disbelief. She introduces you with that title every chance she gets, like she’s staking a joyful claim.
- Married life with Ermes is everyday loyalty turned up: shared routines, shared money, shared fights, shared victories. She may not be traditionally romantic, but she is ride‑or‑die domestic - fixing things around the house, checking in on you constantly, and acting like protecting your peace is now her full‑time job.
Gyro Zeppeli
- Gyro is not the type to talk about “forever” lightly - he has already lived with duty, death sentences, and the weight of one decision changing someone’s entire fate, so the idea of marrying you takes a while to fully settle in his chest.
- The turning point is quiet: maybe after a rough day when you patch him up, or when you fall asleep on his shoulder on the wagon, and he realizes he trusts you the way he once trusted Johnny with his life - except this time it is not about a corpse or a kingdom, it is about building a future.
- He decides in a very Gyro way: “If I’m staking my name and Spin on anything now that the race is over, it’s going to be you,” a little dramatic, a little teasing, but with his eyes dead serious behind the grin.
- The wedding feels like a cross between a traveling show and an old Neapolitan celebration; there are bright colors, food everywhere, music that borders on rowdy, and absolutely everyone knows the groom is a Zeppeli because he will not shut up about it.
- He does not go for stiff nobility - despite his ties to the Kingdom of Naples, Gyro has seen enough rigid formality in execution halls - so the ceremony is outdoors or in a sunlit courtyard, somewhere that feels alive and full of movement, not like a courtroom.
- He mixes tradition and chaos: you have a real officiant and vows, but there are also kids running around, people from every walk of life, and probably at least one animal wandering through the edge of the crowd because no one had the heart to chase it away.
- Gyro absolutely incorporates elements of his executioner outfit - emblems of Naples, the steel balls at his side, maybe a reworked hood or gorget - but cleaned up and made ceremonial instead of grim, as if he is rewriting what that uniform stands for.
- When you arrive, he goes completely still for a second - this hyperactive, loud man just freezes, eyes wide and wet, like his brain cannot compute that this is actually happening to him and not to some luckier person.
- His vows are messy and heartfelt; he starts off joking, talking about how he swore the goddess of victory would leave him if he ever let another woman ride with him, then admits that if she has a problem with you, she can go find another jockey because he is not letting you go.
- He promises to treat your life like he treated Marco’s sentence: something to fight for, to protect, to spin every last bit of skill he has into keeping safe, even if it means defying expectations like he once defied his father.
- At least once during the ceremony he cracks, voice catching when he talks about not wanting you to carry your burdens alone the way he and Johnny had to on that endless desert track.
- The reception is loud and a little unhinged; he absolutely has some ridiculous song prepared that he insists on performing for you with full confidence, daring anyone to laugh at him when he is “serenading the love of his life.”
- Johnny ends up watching from the crowd with that quiet, proud smile, maybe heckling Gyro good-naturedly as he dances with you, and for a moment it feels like the Steel Ball Run days again, except softer and safer.
- Married, Gyro is all-in: protective without being suffocating, quick to make a joke when you are sad, and the first to throw himself between you and any danger, guided by that same moral streak that once made him risk everything for a condemned boy and a broken jockey.
Yasuho Hirose
- Yasuho’s wedding with you ends up being soft, a little awkward, very Morioh, and completely saturated with that earnest, slightly dorky devotion she has when she decides someone is hers. It feels less like a big social event and more like a culmination of all the times she chose to stand beside you when things were confusing or scary.
- Yasuho does not rush the idea of marriage; after everything with her parents and her own loneliness growing up, committing to someone for life is huge and a little terrifying for her. She only really starts considering it once she notices that, with you, that old instinct to spiral or run away has been slowly replaced by “I want to tell them about this” and “I feel safe when they’re here.”
- In the days leading up to the wedding she is a bundle of nerves: checking and re-checking everything, convinced something will go wrong because “that’s just how life is,” but underneath, there is this glowing, stubborn hope she refuses to let go of. She has small flashes of that old insecurity - wondering if she’s enough, if you’ll regret this - but every time you reassure her or take her hand, you can feel her consciously choosing to believe you.
- She is extra clingy without meaning to be. She messages you constantly about little details, sends you photos of flowers and dresses, and uses planning as an excuse to hear your voice and ground herself whenever her anxiety kicks up.
- The ceremony itself is intimate and a bit offbeat, very Morioh-local - maybe a small outdoor space near the coast or a garden near the town where you first really connected, with a few friends, some family, and the kind of décor that looks like Pinterest ideas filtered through Yasuho’s scatterbrained charm. String lights, mismatched but pretty flowers, pastel accents, and tiny personal details from your relationship end up everywhere.
- She puts a lot of thought into symbolism. There might be little photo charms tucked into your bouquet or pinned inside her dress, references to places you’ve been together, or even simple, hand-drawn symbols she doodled in her notes for months - things that quietly say “this is our story.”
- Yasuho goes for something soft and romantic: pastel tones, flowing fabric, hair done in a way that still feels like her (clips, ribbons, maybe small floral pieces woven in). She wants to look beautiful, but also like the same girl who tripped over her own feet running to help someone on the shore.
- She is visibly emotional from the beginning. She laughs too loud when she’s nervous, wipes at her eyes constantly, and keeps glancing at you as if to confirm you are actually there and this is really happening. If you tear up, she basically loses it in the best way - half crying, half giggling as she squeezes your hands.
- Her vows are messy, rambling, and perfect. She jumps from memories to feelings to oddly specific details (“the way you hold your phone when you’re thinking,” “how you never made me feel stupid for being scared”), but the core is clear - you turned her from a lonely, confused girl into someone who believes she deserves love. When she says she wants to keep choosing you, every day, it comes from a place that has seen real hurt.
- If Paisley Park is involved at all, it shows up in sweet, subtle ways - a screen in the background quietly cycling through photos of your shared memories, a phone notification popping up at the perfect emotional beat, little “coincidences” that make the day go suspiciously smoothly. It’s like the universe itself is gently guiding the whole ceremony along.
- Once the formal part is over, she relaxes into pure happiness. The reception feels more like a cozy hangout than a stiff party - music you both love, silly photos, her dragging you into dances even if you are shy, and her clinging to your arm whenever people come up to congratulate you.
- In private, later that night, she goes quiet in that way she does when something hits her deeply. She traces the ring on your finger, confesses that younger her never thought she’d have this, and tells you that no matter what weirdness Morioh throws at you next, she is not going anywhere. You are her home now, and she intends to keep choosing you the way she once chose to dive headfirst into danger - only this time, it is for a future you are building together.
This one's similar to my morning request but what about headcannons of helping certain characters get ready in the mornings? I have a lot of ideas for a lot of characters (I'll send in a separate ask) but could I get the jobros at least for this one?
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Helping the JoBros get dressed in the morning - JoBros x Reader - Headcannons
A/N - God i was over here MAD 🍒 anon, who wouldn't wanna wake up to this every morning aughhh! Thank youu for the request! I hope you enjoy it <3
EDIT - I FELT SO BAD ABOUT NOT DOING SPEEDWEED I DID HIM FOR Y'ALL IM SO SORRY
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Word Count - 2100
Speedwagon -
This fucking SWEETHEART. He is almost always up before you, slipping from the bed with a gentle kiss to your temple as he goes to make you breakfast and something to drink with a smile on his face.
When he comes back he genuinely can’t help but just watch you for a minute or so, you’re so ethereal to him that he needs to just take you in.
When he wakes you it’s so gentle, he looks so happy to be in your space as he tells you he loves you and slips back into bed with you, food placed softly on your lap.
Do not joke about him feeding you as well. He will.
He will say its for you but please give him some too because he only ever makes some for you and its devastating.
He will shower with you only if you ask him to, and then you'll have to ask again because he’s gonna initially say no so you can have your space.
If you do let him shower with you he gets very handsy very quickly, but its all in such a sweet loving way... Most of the time. Soft flirts and telling you how incredible you are + how amazing you look.
Please make this man turn around so you can wash his hair or you aren’t gonna be getting out for a while.
He LOVES letting you wash his hair, your fingers feel so nice massaging his scalp and he is just so relaxed, he will even kneel down on the hard floor if you're a lot shorter than him or if your arms get tired.
He will absolutely wash your hair too, it takes so much longer cos this man has some wandering hands... Keep him on track so you can get out LMAO.
He asks you to tie his tie every single day. It's so cute, anytime you question why, he gives you the softest little kiss and a “So you’re always with me while I'm not home.” Robert PLEASEE. Tie his tie rn.
You can ask him to do your make up but he SUCKS at it, he sticks to letting you do it all and then putting your lipstick on for you with a kiss immediately so he has to reapply it.
You kissed his jaw once to leave a mark there and now he DEMANDS it every day, he won’t even remove it and will get sassy if you even dare to attempt to.
Caesar -
Oh god… Good luck trying to get him to co-operate with you, you thought he was already flirty? Not even CLOSE to how flirty he is when he’s just gotten up out of bed, when he even lets you get out of bed that is…
He's gonna curl his arms around your waist the second you try to crawl out of bed, a soft hum as he drags you right back into him with a grin.
Without fail you have to “get up” like 30 minutes earlier because he physically wont let you leave, he will make up every single excuse to keep you there.
You will feel bad for getting out, he sounds devastated every time, he sure as hell drops the sad act real quick if you invite him to shower with you.
When you EVENTUALLY get him out of bed he’s so cute, he has the sweetest lovesick expression on his face like he can’t believe that he gets to wake up next to you each morning.
He will straight up tell you that with a soft sleepy voice, telling you he loves you and that he hopes he gets to spend his life with you.
He’s gonna drag you onto his lap the second you even OFFER to do his make up, grin already on his face as he looks up at you.
Good luck getting him to close his eyes for 5 SECONDS while you put any eyeshadow he wants on, bro asked for it and wont even let you because “Amore Mio… I can’t bear to look away from you.” UGH.
Do not help him with his hair… Don’t.
The second your nails rake against his scalp he’s gonna start getting pathetically whiny. Will moan. Will complain if you stop. Will beg you to keep playing with his hair.
It’s a trap. DON’T PLAY WITH HIS HAIR. You will be late for whatever you got up for… If you get me.
Kakyoin -
He’s an incredibly light sleeper so if you wake up he’s most likely going to stir with you but he NEVER complains because it means he gets to hold you before he starts the day.
He runs quite warm at night so summer is a little terrible but he can’t help but snuggle into you no matter the weather. If it’s cold you will be kept in bed for way longer than you want because he doesn’t want you to leave him.
He is SO soft with you, gentle fingers rubbing into the skin on your stomach while he whispers gently into your ear about anything and everything, usually it's how pretty you are or how happy he is with you.
When you eventually drag him out of bed he gets POUTY, he acts like it’s the worst thing in the world to be out of your arms.
He looks exhausted every single morning before he showers, like bro is going THROUGH it no matter if he sleeps 5 hours or 10 hours.
Get that man in the shower asap once you drag him out of bed, he will get super snuggly though, just wanting to hold you before you can go anywhere.
When you FINALLY get him to sit down to do his hair he is giddy every time, he likes just getting to see you, you always start standing. But if you get close enough he will just pull you onto him with a grin and a soft kiss.
Keep this man on track and do his hair cos he will happily sit there all day and just let you sit on his lap.
Please do not stop him from info dumping. Join in, watch that cute little excited smile he gets when you tell him a dumb little fact about whatever he’s talking about.
Did you know that Pterosaurs are not dinosaurs, they’re flying reptiles :3
Okuyasu -
Oh god, it is HELL getting this man out of bed. He is such a heavy sleeper that it’s a surprise he isn’t late to class every single day…
He snores too… Not super loud but you wake up and he’s literally like a dog dreaming, twitching and snoring. It’s actually kinda cute if it didn’t look like he’s being actively murdered every time.
When he gets up he wakes up violently, jerking up in a shock before he realises you’re still snuggled into his side, oh man if you’re still sleeping he will be ECSTATIC cos that just means he gets to pull you close to him and talk to you while you’re still asleep.
You wake up once when he doesn’t realise… He was softly whispering about how he hopes you love him just as much as he loves you.
Please GOD tell him you love him…
Once you’re both up he will actually get up quite quickly, he doesn’t like staying in bed too long and he is always excited for you to do his hair, slipping out of bed as he literally just picks you up.
He might be a lil dumb but he is strong, will absolutely sway you around the room with a grin on his face until you beg him to put you down so you can shower.
He will literally be vibrating when he gets out of the shower, he almost slips on the FUCKING CARPET because he gets to hold you while you style his hair back, hopping onto the bed and being so dramatic, patting his knee.
If you deny sitting on his knee? He gets so sad, starts thinking of all the reasons you hate him, will ask in a tiny voice if you don’t love him anymore LMAO. You just sit there like? I'M STILL IN A TOWEL????
He is looking up at you like a puppy when you style his hair, like full loving eyes and a sweet smile as he cant help but just watch you and realise how much he loves you.
You mean so much to him that he genuinely gets so emotional about it, please hug this man… He’s gonna just cry into your shoulder and sob little I love you’s into your skin.
Bruno -
He gets up so early… Like not even with an alarm its kinda crazy, the second the light flickers through the curtains he’s up, a soft sigh into your neck as he just lays by your side, pulling you closer with a sweet smile.
Another one that will tell you how much you mean to him while you’re sleeping, the only difference is he will do it when you’re awake as well.
The second your eyes flutter open? You feel his lips pressing softly against you, gentle loving words spoken into your skin. You can’t tell if it's because he knows you’re awake or not…
Even while he’s up so early he wants you to stay with him just for a little while longer, gentle kisses against your neck just to tempt you into staying…
It works every time. He knows it will, just so he can snuggle into you with a happy sigh and stay for a few minutes.
He won’t stay in bed for too long, squeezing your waist gently as he asks you to shower with him, he asks every morning. Not even for anything sexual, he genuinely just wants to hold you and wash your hair.
He will ask you so sweetly every time for you to wash his too, its so domestically intimate.
You don’t get a say if you sit on his lap or not, he just pulls you into him as he presses his face into your throat with a hum before letting you do his hair.
He wants to watch you he really does, but your nails against his scalp has his eyes fluttering shut in such relaxation as you straighten it for him. He will thank you with a smile EVERY time.
Please let him do your make up or hair, he wants to help you just as much before you even get to touch his little pill bug clips, he will even sit on your lap if you ask him to.
He will blush like CRAZY, literally cutest fucking think, strong mafia man straddling your lap with flaming cheeks? YES PLEASE. The clips are actually so annoying though because you want them to be straight and its impossible when he keeps trying to steal kisses from you.
Ermes -
She actually is such a light sleeper, I guess prison would do that to anyone, but she sleeps so much more soundly by your side. She snores but it’s so soft and gently in your ear where she holds you it actually is so easy to fall asleep to.
She is however a little grumpy on a morning so if you wake her up to go somewhere, expect her to complain a bunch before wrapping her arms tighter and pulling you closer with a laugh and a squeeze.
When she actually wakes up though? GOD she is so loving and so ughh she's so hot, literally will tease you constantly. All she has to do is give you that look and a smile and she can get you to do ANYTHING.
She will use it to her advantage, you will be showering with her as often as possible. She is VERY sweet in the morning too, like will be attached to you as much as she can, arms around you, lips pressed against you.
She will take ANYTHING SHE CAN GET.
If you ever ask to do her hair? She will grin so wide and let out a giggle that makes you blush, with a soft little "not a chance."
She will let you do her make up though, every single morning without fail, the second you put her lipstick on? She’s leaning in to kiss you, over and over. Just to say she was making sure it won’t smudge… It’s the same she always wears… You are not fooling ANYONE Ermes.
You get covered in green because she KNOWS it smudges, you find her the exact same shade that doesn’t transfer… She refuses to wear it unless you aren’t there on the morning.
She will force you to sit on her lap, one hand holding your thigh to keep you there, while she does your make up.
She always does your lips in the same shade as hers so she can lean in and kiss you in between gently putting your make up on, you will have to stop her because you won’t get to leave the house if she doesn’t.
She always does your hair for you though, don’t trust her that it's only so it can be done nice and neat. It's so she can pull your hair to make you flustered and to bite your throat for fun, she will fix it though…
Author Note(s): Heyo! I appreciate the request! <3 I will warn in advance that I'm only gonna be doing JoBros parts 1-6, I'm still getting through the anime and I don't feel good about accidentally misrepresenting the characters! I think I'll do an update once I get through the other parts however. :)
ALSO! I have already done the Bucci Gang types, but I'll do 'em again kind of as a small revamp since I'm not sure if I'm really proud of that one.
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Warning(s): All featured characters will be 21+ if they aren't already! Fluff, possible spelling or grammar errors, so apologies in advance for that. Reader for Speedwagon is a man, rest are gender neutral reader! Just some personal headcanons. Lowkey a little suggestive on Caesar??? Just me saying I think he's a bottom.
Word Count: 1,249.
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₊˚⊹ ᰔ Robert E. O. Speedwagon
𖹭 Men. Big, muscular men. Ones that smell good too.
𖹭 I stand by the theory that Speedwagon is gay, there are a lot of things to point to this, and I believe he was madly in love with Jonathan, so generally, Jonathan is his type.
𖹭 He likes a strong man with a good head on his shoulders and a heart of gold. A man who believes in mercy and second chances.
𖹭 Now his S/O doesn't have to be muscular, that was a joke… Kind of. He's a fan of most body types, but he does like his men on the bigger side. Just as long as they are a good person who loves him deeply and protects him like he does them, then he's happy.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Caesar Zeppeli
𖹭 Ah, the womanizer. He makes just about any woman swoon for him. But imagine this: An unphased, unimpressed, dominant S/O that makes HIM swoon.
𖹭 Listen, hear me out. He's trying EVERYTHING to get their attention, he even resorts to begging. That’s how we like our men, amirite? (Idk why I'm obsessed with bottom Caesar bro, it just feels right).
𖹭 He more than likely met them around the beginning when Lisa Lisa first took him under her wing. They were a student before him, and he tried to shoot his shot, he expected it to work. He was shocked when they shot him down so quickly, and he's worked since that day to get their attention.
𖹭 Made it his mission to be someone his S/O can depend on in fights, as well, first time they met, his S/O kicked his ass and put him in his place when he was being way too cocky. Still reckless as ever, but he's persistent, and he manages to catch their heart… Eventually.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Noriaki Kakyoin
𖹭 “If I ever fall in love, I'd want it to be like someone like her.” — Kakyoin talking about Holly.
𖹭 Kakyoin is attracted to more warm, stable individuals. Someone who can provide comfort and understand him deeply is what attracts him the most.
𖹭 That being said, it's clearly been stated that he doesn't relate to people who are non-stand users, so, he would not be with someone who wasn't a stand user. It's a big part of him, and he wants that to be understood by his S/O.
𖹭 I feel like it'd be sometime after the battle with Dio that he finally meets “the one”. It probably helps that if they were a stand user, they would also be involved in the investigations with himself, Jotaro, Polnareff and Avdol had been set off on (plus it's just more time to spend with them).
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Jean Pierre Polnareff
𖹭 Love at first sight for Polnareff to be honest–Well, more of he was definitely attracted to his S/O when they first met. They were traveling with the Stardust Crusaders when they first encountered each other. When he decided to join, he got to know them better.
𖹭 And boy, did that man FALL. His S/O would have a kind heart, someone who doesn't poke fun at him, laughs at his jokes, and someone who has his back when he needs it most.
𖹭 Polnareff finds value in his S/O's sincerity and need to help others. THAT IS HIS TYPE. Someone who is selfless in their actions and expects nothing in return.
𖹭 Although he will give everything in return because that's just how he rolls and he doesn't like to be the only one on the receiving end of everything. That man is your knight in shining armor and will always act like it, he will fight for you.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Okuyasu Nijimura
𖹭 Okuyasu first meets his S/O at Trattoria Trussardi, where he decided to work when college didn't work out. He worked currently as a waiter, (before moving too sous chef later on), and it was just a normal day before his future S/O entered, looking for a meal.
𖹭 Okuyasu thought you were smoking hot and quickly took on your table to serve you. He wasn't subtle in the least, he made it clear he was very attracted to you. He flirted, he gave compliments, even playfully teased you about being a nerd for studying while waiting for dinner. The conversation flowed easy and everything felt natural.
𖹭 His S/O never makes him feel dumb despite the differences in intelligence, they don't make him feel bad for his decisions. For his decision to drop out of college, to work in a restaurant instead, to study food prep–His S/O is encouraging, and really laidback.
𖹭 Works extra hard to impress you by simply making a perfect meal for you without Tonio's help. He confesses his affections that way and is over the moon when you accept.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Bruno Bucciarati
𖹭 With Bruno, he's known his S/O basically forever. When he first joined Passione, you were there too, and you were the first friendly face, a calm within the storm.
𖹭 You both basically grew up together and worked in Passione together side-by-side, providing comfort and a calm that resonated deeply with him.
𖹭 His S/O's calming, warm and loving personality made him fall deeply and kept him going throughout the events of Golden Wind. The night before the final standoff, he finally confessed. It almost felt like a final goodbye in a way.
𖹭 After the events of Golden Wind, you retired to be more of a stay-at-home partner, which Bruno appreciated and–Although he was worried, he knew you could take care of yourself.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Guido Mista
𖹭 Friends to lovers trope for Mista, all the way. Sure he flirts with ladies and is a bit of a ladies man, but he's the type to fall for his best friend and get all flustered randomly about it.
𖹭 It was after Mista joined Passione, did his S/O join soon after, and he was quick to make the first impression and get them comfortable, which worked!
𖹭 Immediate besties, although, his S/O was much quieter than him. The best thing about them, he thinks, is the fact they can bring out different sides of each other they didn't expect to show.
𖹭 His quieter S/O helps ground him and appreciate the quieter moments together, when to settle down more comfortably. Then, Mista brings out the more louder side of you, laughing more freely, allowing yourself to be loud, to freely express yourself. There is a balance that you both give each other.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Ermes Costello
𖹭 She is a deeply loyal woman who would fight a bear for you, she is that loyal. I think she is a woman who expects this loyalty in return! She finds loyalty to be her biggest thing, and she wants you to both be each other's ride-or-dies.
𖹭 She also prefers someone who isn't easily scared away by her quick-temper and rough edges. She also wants someone who's got intelligence, at the very least street-smart. She can't stand it when someone is dumb, which is understandable.
𖹭 Someone grounding, practical and able to hold their own in a fight is honestly a perfect fit for her. Absolutely perfect.
𖹭 I believe she is also partial to someone who isn't overly physically affectionate too. I feel like someone being overly affectionate would throw her off and lowkey make her feel a little awkward.
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Hii, what do you think which characters from each part would totally vibe with a gossip queen reader?
Like, reader is always down to listen to any story and strangers are comfortable telling them everything. They can be in a new town and BOOM they know everyone and everything that is going on and even have screenshots.
Speedwagon → 100% your partner in crime. He’s a storyteller himself, dramatic to the bone, so he’d love sitting with you, trading gossip, and hyping you up. “Tell me more, love, don’t leave out a single detail!”
Dio (pre-mask) → Wouldn’t admit it, but he’d absolutely use your gossip-collecting as ammunition. He sees your talent as a weapon.
Part 2: Battle Tendency
Joseph → Ohhh you two are a nightmare combo. He’s messy, he loves drama, he lives for hearing the latest scandal. He’d absolutely push you to spill everything, then exaggerate it in retellings.
Caesar → Pretends he’s above it, but secretly loves listening in when you dish. He won’t spread it, as recklessly as Joseph would, but he finds your network impressive.
Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
Kakyoin → Surprisingly, yes. He’s composed, but he has that sly streak. Loves to sit back and listen to you connect all the dots in people’s lives, it’s like live entertainment for him.
Polnareff → Thrives on gossip. He’s not subtle about it either; he’ll laugh, gasp, and shout “NO WAY!” in the middle of your story.
Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
Rohan → LOVES gossip. To him, it’s prime writing material. He’ll insist he doesn’t care, but then he’s scribbling down everyone’s messy lives for “research.”
Okuyasu → He’s the wide-eyed bestie who reacts to everything you tell him like it’s the wildest thing he’s ever heard. You could say “so-and-so cheated at bingo” and he’d gasp like you revealed a murder.
Josuke → Enjoys it in a more lowkey way, likes that you can instantly know the vibe of any place you walk into. He finds it charming.
Part 5: Golden Wind
Narancia → Easily your #1 fan. He’ll follow you around begging for updates “What happened next?! Tell me, tell me!”
Mista → Eats it up like candy. He’ll even help you gather dirt, like an eager wingman. Loves your screenshots, reacts with emojis irl.
Fugo → He’ll scold you “Why do you waste your energy on this nonsense?” but 20 minutes later, he’s pacing in the kitchen muttering about that thing you told him like it’s his problem now.
Formaggio → Oh, this man LOVES gossip. He’s petty, he’s nosy, he absolutely lives for hearing the tea and watching you stir the pot.
Part 6: Stone Ocean
Ermes → She’s your ride-or-die gossip buddy. She’ll trade info with you and hype you up for knowing everyone’s business.
Anasui → Obsessed with you knowing everything. He’d ask for constant updates, especially about rivals. It feeds his paranoia.
Jolyne → She loves the social angle, you walk into any room and own it because you’ve got all the connections. She thinks it’s badass.
Part 7: Steel Ball Run
Gyro → He thrives on stories, rumors, and drama. He’s the type to nudge you during the race like, “So what’s the scandal with those guys, huh? Spill it.”
Diego → Uses your information strategically. He respects how quickly you gather it, but where Gyro finds it fun, Diego sees it as valuable intel.
Part 8: Jojolion
Yasuho → Perfect gossip partner. She already lowkey does this, always pulling out her phone, digging through info, and putting pieces together. She and you would be a power duo of intel.
Gappy → He’s more of a listener. He doesn’t always get the appeal, but he loves hearing you talk and feels safe knowing you’re plugged in everywhere.
A/n ; HELLLOOO SWEETIEE ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) this is one of the first angsts I have written so I hope my writing isn't funky.. And holy I'm SO sorry this took this long to come out sweetie and for the small amount of characters.. writer's block hit me hard...🙍♀️ So sorry sweetie..I hope you enjoy tho !
Dividers by @/cursed-carmine
Angst , x gn reader , pt1-3 , injuries and blood
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JONATHAN JOESTAR .
— ☆ Shaken. It all happened in a blur. He wasn't looking, you jumped before you could warn him and then he hears a heavy thud behind him. When he turns, everything stirred into an unclear silence. His hands are trembling when they hold you, as if you were broken glass—he blanks out the heavy blood loss you were experiencing, and he whispers for you to stay awake. It was small, broken—and the last point he'll endure. Held rage seeped into the cracks, and his fingers tighten around your skin—digging into flesh he hoped was still warm.
— ☆ But it wasn't warm. You were cold. Like Ice. He choked on a sob. Before the overwhelming realisation hits him—he forgets the fight and his goal, the sight of you laying still frightened him more than anything ever could. Prayers escape his lips while he begs for you to at least open your eyes. He didn't have anyone to take you to, the only thing he was limited to was wrapping the large slash using some torn fabric from his top and a prayer he kept repeating like it had sense anymore.
— ☆ When you awaken, Jonathan's head is placed on the side of the bed, right next to your hand. When you mutter a weak, “Jonathan?” Your voice was barely even there but Jonathan's eyes open in a second. He's frantic, and relieved to see you're alive. You're there. Hugs you so tight he even forgot you were still severely injured. After that day, he always lingers by your side a little longer and tends to ask how you are often. He's worried, constantly—for that day showed him a reality that could have elongated, but perhaps the gods decided to spare him.
“My love...Do not ever think to defend me in battle again—I admire you for your bravery, but the guilt l'll carry if something severe happend to you will be immense. You have saved me once, but do not ever decide your life is worth so little to throw it away so carelessly. It's the sole reason I'm still going. Your life is the reason why my heart still beats.”
ROBERT E.O SPEEDWAGON .
— ☆ Haunted. He was careless and turned his back—and that resulted in you taking the shot. He's spiraling when he sees you fallen on the ground—a gunshot wound, right near to your very alive heart. He drops to the ground so fast his knees went numb, shaking you so hysterically as if you'd awake. Holds you close to him, and screams to his workers to get immediate help. He's talking to you, whispering to you—his voice desperate to hear your response to his questions. He couldn't let you go like this.
— ☆ He didn't like how still your body was, how faint your pulse hummed underneath your skin—tears prick at the edge of his eyes while he holds you secure against him, like he was your shield. Everything was a blur for him afterwards, but that insistent ache that gnawed at his chest—as it pulled his heart apart to remind him how this could have been prevented if..he kept his eyes forward and didn't waver.
— ☆ You awoke from two weeks passing, and when Speedwagon enters the room, a tray in hand, and he notices your sat up figure—the item clatters to the ground as he runs to you. His arms embrace you in a warm hug, he's crying into your neck, voice breaking as he tells you how paranoid he was for your life. But luck had his back, for once. After that incident, he hired secret bodyguards that were guarding you 24/7 and, he's become even more protective of you. Can you blame him though? He has felt your cold body, and he will never let your temperature fall down again.
“My dear...please, don't ever do something like this ever again. Do you know how much constant pain I was in waiting for your eyes to open and imagining the suffering you had go through? Please...I don't know what I would do if the heavens actually took you away from me. The night where you layed so unresponsively, still haunts me to this day...”
JOSEPH JOESTAR .
— ☆ Has never felt actual, mind wrecking fear in his entire life until this moment. You two were cornered and the only option for you to get out of this alive was to fight—but it took a massive turn. Joseph was fending off the enemies and didn't see how another had sneaked up behind you. But there was this sudden coldness that hung in the air, he turned to check on you—and let out a blood curdling scream calling your name so loud, it echoed through every silent, abyssal corner.
— ☆ Goes mad. He's not sparing any mercy and in a flash—he's done, covered in blood and other lacerations, but he runs to you first. Tried to get you to wake up, panic erupting in him when you don't respond. And he lifts you immediately, doesn't waste a minute to start sprinting. His heart stammers against his ribs and, the adrenaline rushed through his veins since it was the only thing keeping him awake. He will not allow you to die like this, over his own dead body.
— ☆ He's quiet and less his usual humourous self when you're recovering in stillness. But the moment you wake up—he's at your side, sobbing ugily into your lap and gripping your hand like he's making sure you aren't a dream again. Starts to become extremely protective..and might I say, possessive even—he doesn't let you join training, or fights, he's not going to see himself the same if he notices you're injured. Even a small paper cut would make him go into panic.
“Baby...you know how much I love you right? How I would buy the moon if you asked? Yeah...you know—i have never.. experienced such a mess of emotions in my life, when l saw you on the floor like that. And I'm not allowing it again. You hear me baby?”
CAESAR ZEPPELI .
— ☆ Goes blank. The light in his eyes shiver when he sees you on the floor, unconscious, and bleeding a fatal amount. He scrambles, and accidentally zaps himself with his own hamon for how frantic he is. He rushes to your side and pulls you into his arms, his mother tongue slipping and speaking to you to stay awake. Stay alive. At least take a breath. For him.
— ☆ Tears already spill from his eyes before he can even feel them. He's the only one with you, so to keep your blood from flowing out; he uses his scarf and tightly wraps it around your open wound. He's carrying you very carefully, and flinches hard when he hears a pained groan escaped you. He doesn't stroll around after that, immediately rushes to anywhere that could help you.
— ☆ He doesn't leave your room until you are awake. And when you do, he's conflicted—his face twists into that of pain, relief and guilt. He takes your hands and softly cries into your palms, and kisses them so tenderly his lips graze over your skin. After it passes, he starts to have his hands secure around you—either on your hip, around your waist/torso, or his hand holding yours. He needs to feel your warmth to assure him he isn't hallucinating your smile, and also to pull you out of any potential danger. He does, hold onto the scarf that has your blood absorbed in it's fabric, as a reminder he shall keep thriving.
“Mio caro/Mia cara, the night is, beautiful isn't it? But.. it also reminds me, the dreadful day where you bled out on the ground right before my very eyes. Il mio tesoro, will you promise me one favour? That you'll be stay by my side on every night, so we can gaze the stars together?”
JOTARO KUJO .
— ☆ Appalled. And actually shows it for a split second. It was only a brief glance he had to take before he realises you're going to hit the ground. Your name rips out of his throat and he catches you just in time—but when he feels just how cold your body has turned. The real horror dreads onto his face. Your breathing is there, but it's alarmingly uneven.
— ☆ His slender fingers curl into the fabric of your clothes in a way to gain his senses, damaging it slightly. He sucks in a breath—and uses star platinum to knock you out fully in order for you to not feel the pain. He's pulling you into his arms and lifting you, head snapping to the nearest hospital. Now his breathing is uneven, but that isn't his priority, neither is the severely battered down enemy.
— ☆ When he hears you have awoken from your rest, he walks into the hospital room with a detached expression. You know he's had it hard for the last couple of weeks for his tired he looked. He sits on the nearby chair, hesitantly—like he doesn't know if it's an illusion or not. His voice comes out low, his hat's dipped over his eyes so you don't see how sore they are. His hand grips your own, for a minute, afraid to hurt you. But also afraid to let you go. He's the same afterwards, but star platinum isn't—his soul isn't. His stand flickers to life behind you every second to check on you, without you knowing it's presence. It fixes objects into place, moves anything that could be dangerous and always, has it's eye on you.
“Gimme a break, why didn't you call out to me? Why did you keep fighting...knowing it could have caused your own demise? Why...do you always make me worry for you so much [Name]? At least bother yourself to call my name before you pass out.”
KAKYOIN NORIAKI .
— ☆ Petrified to extents that aren't normal. His stand reacts before he can, it's green tentacles burst out and zoomed to envelope you before your body decides to fall. He's sprinting to you next, forgetting the ongoing fight. He's crying, sobs ripping out of him violently while he holds your head in his hand—keeps you close so he can share his warmth with you, in hopes you'll accept it though the coldness etched in your skin.
— ☆ It took a while for care to come, and that was the most horrible 45 minutes he has ever endured. He's fully shaking, whispering incoherence even he couldn't understand himself, and the other crusaders have to pry him off you when care does come. And that's when the enduring point snaps—he's completely out of it. His trembling body seemed to worsen when he stays quiet, his fingers sinking into his palms as his thoughts consume him. Avdol had to shake him out of it, yet he fell right back in. Honestly, the crusaders have never seen Kakyoin act like this in their entire journey.
— ☆ Kakyoin's hugging you to him the minute he sees you're awake—his hot tears staining the shoulder area of your shirt, and he takes a very long time to finally calm down. He needs to hear your voice to feel himself go limp—hold his face in your hands and tell him you're right here. After that horrific incident, he's glued to your side. His overthinking hits when he sees you out of his sight for too long, he has to be near you—to protect you and..remind himself you didn't die, like in his incessant nightmares.
“[Name] please, be careful the next time we are fighting...or just call out my name and I'll be right there. I don't think I can manage to see you injured like that again. I.. don't even know what i would do with myself if something happened to you. You're the light in my life, if something serious happens to you. I can't say what I'd do to get it back.”
Summary: what do they look for in a lover and why? What draws their soul to try and connect with yours?
Warnings: gender-neutral reader, mentions of arousal in Joseph’s part, marriage and having kids in Jonathan and Caesar’s parts
Author’s note: I hit a little bit of a writer’s block as I was reaching the climax of my Joseph WIP so while I work on that, please enjoy these HCs in the meantime!
JONATHAN, as the textbook definition of a proper gentleman, would like somebody who has an upstanding moral compass. He’d shower his future spouse, God willing, in sugary sweet words that will no doubt secure his spot in the deepest parts of your heart. He is your lover as much as he is your friend, and looks don’t matter so long as your kindness speaks for who you are as a person.
SPEEDWAGON would like someone who doesn’t mind giving him a second chance. He doesn’t have the reputation of a saint (courtesy of growing up in Ogre Street), and he’s got next to nothing to his name, but so long as you reassure him that you’ll stick by him regardless of his status, he’d pretty much be on his knees day in and day out for you. Loyalty goes a very, very long way with him, and he’ll work day and night to rest assured that he’s worthy enough of standing by your side. Once he moves up in the world, he’ll make sure to take you somewhere nice, maybe a beautiful country such as Italy if you’re the type of person to be into sightseeing.
JOSEPH wants someone with a pretty face, no doubt. But aside from somebody with a preferably nice ass, he’d want someone who could put him in his place, quip at him and go back and forth with him. Fuss over his health too, because there’s nothing better than a total looker worrying their pretty little head about him and arguing with him about toning down his recklessness. Actually, that might just give him a boner. Fierce, passionate people have such a special place in his heart, he just can’t help getting a little bit turned-on when he meets someone who fits the bill!
CAESAR, like his good friend JOSEPH, also enjoys someone full of passion, but the difference is that he’s the type to think more about the domestic aspect of things. Throwing away his playboy reputation for you, you best believe he’s got plans to put a ring on it and begin talks about living together and having kids! He’s a family man through and through, and after that whole ordeal with his own father, he wishes to be the best father to his future kids. Someone who thinks about the future, and doesn’t mind domesticity in said future, could really catch his interest to a point where you’ll be accused of performing witchcraft on the man to have made him so lovesick over you.
KAKYOIN has spent most of his life up until the whole Dio-Egypt situation with his only company as the manifestation of his own soul, Hierophant Green. He’s said so himself; he would like to be with someone like Jotaro’s mother, Holly. Though KAKYOIN leans a little more towards the reserved type, he’d like for his lover to be someone who lights up any room they walk into, bringing mirth to others with every word. He’d like to play video games with you, correct your form because you obviously shouldn’t hold your controller like that (he’s lying, he just wants to feel his hands on your own), and have soft conversations about life before the darkness of night settles in and you both have to sleep because you know tomorrow will challenge your will to live by throwing hordes of persistent stand users at you. When this is all over, he’d like to introduce you to his parents back in Japan, proving that he too, like his mother and father, has found his person. He will never be alone again so long as he has you, not if he can help it.
JOSUKE is the romantic type. He’s binge-watched insane amounts of cheesy romcoms with his mother growing up, and they’ve given him a clear idea of love and how to go about it. He wants to share laughs with you, walk you to class with an arm slung over your shoulders, take you to Tonio’s and share a couple stories about what he and OKUYASU have been up to. Loving in real life is a lot messier than a romcom, and teenage puppy love won’t be perfect, but so long as you have patience for him and help him learn the ropes of dating, he’ll show you he can be the best boyfriend of all. Somebody who can make him laugh is good, but somebody who will wait for him and give him grace would just be heavenly.
OKUYASU isn’t the smartest guy around, but he can pretty much nail down what he’s looking for in a relationship. Somebody real cute and maybe even a little smarter than him, somebody who’ll treat him like an equal and not a dumbass, and somebody who’s willing to calm him down when things get rough and he doesn’t know any other answer to it besides his fists. He’d love it if you visited his big brother Keicho’s gravesite sometime after school to pay respects, and he wonders if Keicho, looking down at him from heaven, would feel even a little proud of his little brother for finding a total catch. He loves you so, so much that he makes it known to everyone he meets, flaunting you around here and there to show off to his friends and even strangers how lucky he is. He just can’t believe he could be with someone as good as you, and he’d scream his love for you on top of every single rooftop in Morioh if he could.
