#jkook-real

[asktheheirofslytherin]

FMK: jikook-real, lanasrays, cursetopia

This one amuses me.

Jikook-real seems to ask probing questions, hangs on to my every word, is incessantly curious. These are traits I would not want in a spouse - I fear they would never shut up. However, they may be worth keeping around. Hm.

I do know I would wed lanasrays. She appears elegant, loyal - and quieter.

Cursetopia seems upbeat, almost whimsical. This makes me pause. Whimsy is not my forte. But then again, jikook-real with that k-pop obsession is also rather whimsical. Both are of age...

I suppose I shall flip a coin, the winner shall live - ah. Cursetopia.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

20

Interview the Writer meme (also including IC responses bc it's fun)

20. favorite cryptid(s)?

ic: This is a very interesting question. What you muggles define as cryptids are most usually magical creatures. Except for mothman. He does not exist. My favorite magical creature is a basilisk.

ooc: I went through a very long period of time where I thought it would be nice to adopt a chupacabra puppy and raise it like a dog, much like the hellhound in good omens. Adopting wild animals is generally impractical and frowned upon, however. They could eat your siblings.

Also, for your consideration: melonheads. When I was a kid my cousin told me melonheads lived behind the local DMV. Well he was clearly lying as I have been behind the DMV and there is no space for them other than a dumpster and a field.