#jnd anon

[adhdavinci]

Tess loves Daxter for his personality, but if he ever became human again she would be sad. Girl is a proud freak and definitely fucked that ottsel.

Have a nice day!

oh hey jnd anon we thought you were dead! welcome back!!

1000% they screwed like rabbits. there's even a deleted scene where daxter alludes to them fucking in the Hip Hog

Tess took one look at that stuffed animal mf and went "would and will"

[incorrectjakanddaxter]

Daxter: My clothes fell in a dark eco pool. Jak: That's not so bad. Daxter: I was in them.

[adhdavinci]

The one thing Dark Jak fears is a blow dryer.

No, it doesn't hurt him. Not in any way whatsoever.

But you'd think it does, because he starts screaming bloody murder and running like a bat out of hell to get away from any that are pointed at him. Nobody knows why, but it's hilarious.

they only know this bc daxter decided to take advantage of dj's animalistic nature to give jak the bath he sorely needed. used the garden hose and everything. poor cowering wet beast made dax feel so bad that he whipped out the hairdryer only for everything to get /much/ worse

[adhdavinci]

Daxter's greatest foe is not some epic beast, nor some Dark maker, nor any force of malice.

It's the drop from the bed to the floor first thing in the morning. He's pretty small now, and he still sometimes forgets that he's an Ottsel and not a Havenite.

OH NOOOOOO poor baby goes to put his feet on the floor and just faceplants

jak sometimes has the reflexes to catch him in time but the first time it happened he just blinked blearily like "did i kick him..."

[adhdavinci]

The Metal Head Hive Mind's greatest weakness is a single blunt.

All you need to take down the Hive Mind for a few hours is one singular blunt, and it doesn't even have to be the good ones, let alone whatever Samos is growing for his own personal use.

nightmare blunt rotation but its just samos setting a huge batch of weed on fire and fanning it into the metal head nest

[adhdavinci]

Ottsels have very soft, silky, yet velvety fur that just... feels good to pet.

/gods/ yes

and everyone who discovers this has moments where they feel like they have to sit on their hands to keep from petting

worst is when torn found out and basically had to trap his hands in his pockets whenever daxter was around

[adhdavinci]

Jak used to raise Rhino Beetles as a hobby, usually for fights.

When people started calling him "Mar", they adopted this as a practice, and actually raised (And created) new breeds of Rhino Beetles in reverence to him, with many thinking that the battles between these beetles held some sort of cosmic significance. Turns out; nope, this was just Jak being Jak, and he just wanted to watch a beetle yeet another beetle.

jak, watching the yeetle (beetle yeet): haha nice

his deranged stalkers followers: All Hail The Rhinocebra (Rhinoceros Zebra)

[adhdavinci]

A fun fact:

Daxter is actually a potential Dark Sage.

Eco, when in the presence of their respective Sages, reacts to their innate will, thoughts, desires, and their mentality. Even things they might not know about.

With this in mind, let's look back at Daxter's transformation for a moment, shall we?

interesting 🤔 tell me more, loremaster

though i think all that ran through his mind at that particular moment was "JAK YOU MOTHERF-"