#job!

[maikanto]

I accepted a job for an ER position mad close to my house! They must have told hr they wanted me immediately after the interview. I was hoping their (two managers interviewed me) fast scribbles were a good thing.

Hopefully,the scrubs I'll need are a colour I already have lol.

And, I'm getting a sign-on bonus so helllll yeah.

[synthyk]

"they trespassed me for no reason :("

ok. did you threaten to kill the employees.

"no"

ok. what did you do in there then walk me through it

"They didn't help me fast enough so I told them I wanted to shoot them with the gun I keep in my truck"

sir I cannot overstate how much that is indeed a death threat

[neon-u-dumb-shxtty-child]

I got a job interview :3

[fthgurdy]

Client: The only problem is the artist doesn’t speak English...

Me: Ah, pues no hay problema, hablo español.

Client: *gasps and almost sobs in relief that he won’t have to translate* I feel heroic, not gonna lie.

[wwwire]

psa if you live in dallas and are casuallly introducing some heretofore unknown yet important person named dallas in a Text Message who is Vital to my understanding of What the Fuckis Going On: Please Be Clear. In Your Verbage. that You Are Referring to A Person I Should Know About By Name. Fuck.  and if Your name is Dallas? Go Elsewhere

[deerchasingheadlights]

should i spend my junior year summer at arkansas governors school which is free nd is like 5 wk course at a college nd study creative lit? or shld i spend $1640 (+ air fare) to go to hong kong for 5 weeks for an art school program and study screenwriting + fashion 

[castielwarriorangel]

I have orientation for a job tomorrow. I guess that means I got the job lol. And it’s one of the jobs I was hoping to get upon my billion job applications I’ve been putting in. It’s an overnight stocking job (basically 10/11:30pm-730am), which totally matches with my backwards sleep schedule (won’t see me out of bed until after 3pm!). I’ll be getting paid extra because of overnight premium pay and because I have experience in overnight positions. I can basically wear whatever I want except for open-toed footwear (Which is fine; I don’t want to be wearing anything except my steel-toed boots anyway when it comes to heavy lifting), things with noticeable holes in them, anything with “offensive” stuff on it, and sleeveless shirts. I’m cool with that. I got my favorite jeans and my Under Armor shirts to wear. 

I also will only be working 3-4 days a week which is actually very beautiful to me since it’s only part time but I’ll be getting paid like $12.50/hr or something which to me is a pretty decent wage right now. It’s more than I was getting paid at my last job. 

And the best part?

I don’t have to deal with customers. THANK GOD.

So I’m excited. I should probably start attempting to get back in shape since I’ve been super lazy lately, but I seriously cannot wait to just start heavy lifting again and putting things out where they fit. It’ll be like a puzzle which I like.

Yep. Yay for me!