Maikanto

I hope I can chill and stay the same.

[konoko]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[polkadotmotmot]

Elena Wuest - Noon Necktar, 2026 - Oil on canvas

[roboco-san]

tights fuckers are out there operating on levels of perversion the rest of us can only dream of. half those motherfuckers are hornier about light and transparency than they are about toes

[roboco-san]

there's some dude on pixiv right now doing generational work rendering precise fabric grain and angelic translucency whose work should be studied in art classes 400 years from now who will die forgotten because he's doing all that in the service of a picture where you can juuuuust barely see the pattern on a girl's underwear

[roboco-san]

to be clear he's a hero and this is an injustice

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[shirozen]

Save the best for last

[purplepints]

Oldest human footprint discovered, made 153,000 years ago in South Africa.

Oldest human footprint in North America, made 21,000 years ago in New Mexico, USA.

Oldest human footprint on the Moon, made July 20, 1969 on the Sea of Tranquility, Earth's moon.

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[isopresso]

オオホウカンチョウ

Great Curassow

[maikanto]

I've lived my whole life in a region that is so got dang humid it is hard to breathe sometimes. I see a disgusting dew point and my body involuntarily feels sticky. It is hitting around 100°f this week and the air is a wet sock. It even smells like wet sock. I don't wish it on anyone. People with midrange humidity levels, I envy you.

[bamfspock]

Happy Fucking Moon Day

[bamfspock]

saw this suddenly get a flurry of notes which means it is once again fucking moon day! Happy fucking moon day, everyone.

[bamfspock]

hello all, it's Fucking Moon Day Monday

[sarpedon]

i love 2 read! i love 2 watch movies! i love 2 play video games! yay stories!

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[dykecinema]

Me logging in to tumblr.com

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

This incredible image of the Earth rise was taken during lunar orbit by the Apollo 11 mission crew in July of 1969.

Credit: NASA