#money!

[authenticfashionstatements]

Make Money, Money!

[sicksucculentz]

Clancy: "ok...Ford!"

Ford looks over at Clancy. The two are sitting next to each other on the sofa watching Football.

Clancy: "if you were offered 10 million dollars to punch me in the face would you do it?"

Ford: "oh yes"

Clancy: "what the heck hahahah!!!"

Ford: "money!! but I know uhhh....you punch me to! uhhhh....who not....choose money!?"

Clancy: "I don't think I could actually bring myself to actually punch you in the face!"

Ford: "ppsshh! lame"

Clancy: "I would break my hand! your metal!"

Ford: "baby"

Ford chuckles with a little shit eating grin. Clancy also chuckles and playfully pushes his shoulder

[maikanto]

I accepted a job for an ER position mad close to my house! They must have told hr they wanted me immediately after the interview. I was hoping their (two managers interviewed me) fast scribbles were a good thing.

Hopefully,the scrubs I'll need are a colour I already have lol.

And, I'm getting a sign-on bonus so helllll yeah.

[poorlycroppedtoontown]

[velvetun]

i’m working so much overtime lmfao i’m glad this is just a temporary position + these particular overtime hours are only for 2 weeks. i’d kms if this was permanent. otherwise i kinda love feeling like a workaholic idk

[academic-vampire]

The most relatable character in all of literature: Nora Helmer (-Henrik Ibsen’s A Doll’s House).

(I think I’ve posted about this scene before already, but it’s just so funny every time I read it)

[girls4losers]

YALL I AM EMPLOYED 🫶🏻🥰🎉🥳🎈🎊we are not having another unemployment summer !!