#job description

[pratchettquotes]

You were there, you had the hat, you did the job. That was a basic rule of witchery: It's up to you.

Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

[bitchesgetriches]

Hi!

Do you (or any members of the bitch nation) have any advice for getting a job with housing included?

Would it be rude to ask about the housing in the job interview? What’s the best way to ensure that they aren’t lying about the housing in the job description?

I think this is going to require some research up-front. Most of the jobs I can think of that include housing are those jobs that require travel: cruise ship staff, military members, English teacher in a foreign country, camp counselor, etc.

If a job includes housing, it'll say so in the job description before you even apply. Otherwise, it's probably safe to assume it doesn't include housing.

But I could be wrong! What say you, Bitch Nation?

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[liminalweirdo]

POV you're reading a job description in 2024

HELP WANTED: Writer/Editors who are also skilled in Search Engine Optimization AND administration AND scheduling AND cleaning toilets AND feeding the boss's cat. Also you must be fluent in four languages and they are English, Quebecois French (ONLY. Other French dialects are not sufficient), Old English, and Ancient Greek.

Also you need to have exactly 3 years 364 days 6 hours 23 minutes and .72 seconds of experience and NOT A SECOND MORE OR LESS. Oh, and also you will need to have a skill completely unrelated to this job so i hope you are ready to be on security duty as well as have skills in professional diving.

It's work from home, so you only have to come in 4.5 days of the week. We offer benefits and they are a 25 dollar pre-paid visa card that you can enter a raffle for every other year at the staff Christmas party that's totally voluntary but one that we will put a really weird amount of pressure on you to attend.

Also, sometimes we will have donuts in the staff room! Be aware, there is no health insurance but don't worry because we're super short staffed, so if you're sick you probably only have to come in for 7 hours of your 8 hour shift. You will also get 5 hours of unpaid vacation time per year which you can use to go to the bathroom while you're at work!

PS This is an UNPAID internship but

[memingoapp]

Not what I applied for

[eternal-jobhunter]

there are so many ai companies around here hiring, and most of them aren't even paying well

[mattsmemes]

[specialdae001]

The Ocha Collective is a youth-led multimedia magazine that offers a platform for youth to express themselves through writing, design, media, and other creative forms.

We’re currently looking for staff members to lead our initiative! Positions across several departments are opening, including social media & outreach, graphic design, and editorial.

Applications are reviewed on a rolling basis until the deadline. Once you apply, you can expect an update within two to three weeks.

All positions are voluntary and unpaid. Anyone can apply!

Ready to join? Fill out the Google Form here!

https://forms.gle/oJGvs2ENgpU4Fbnf7