#joels mailbox

[bdubs-mailbox]

Have you considered you and Joel both ditching Etho and instead getting hate married. I think you should consider this option

“Excuse me?! I could never ditch Etho! @joels-mailbox you hearin’ this?”

[joels-mailbox]

I'm calling to let you know youre pregnant

What?! I’ll have you know I’m not capable of having that happen.

[scotts-mailbox]

I bet if you made t a competition you could get Joel to kiss you

I’ve heard Jimmy say he’s bad at kissing, but Jimmy was also very clearly lying about it

- 🌙

@joels-mailbox first to kiss me gets a kiss alright bet

[gtwscars-mailbox]

“SCAR! Scar, scar. Have you heard about the terrible, terrible things Joel has done to me.”

- @bdubs-mailbox

What!? Okay okay, it'll be alright! What happened Bdubs? What did Joel do?

[joels-mailbox]

*shows up randomly with auntie Lizzie, daddy Sausage, Walrus daddy (Mog), and Slab daddy (who just got dragged into this mess)* *refuses to elaborate*

@hermes-mailbox

Hermes? What’re you doing with all of- where did you even find Eefo?!( @ethos-mailbox )

[joels-mailbox]

For all the people who think I don’t wear any other blummin clothes! I wear plenty of things, thanks

[joels-mailbox]

you are bald

I am not blummin bald! I have lovely, luscious hair. Perhaps the best on the server.

[joels-mailbox]

Favorite hermit Joel?

Myself obviously

I’m not going to choose between my friends, blummin love all of em!