what if they had tumblr in metropolis
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🧑🏫 lunchboxcaptain92 Follow
trying to explain to my sister that while lexcorp has a p solid benefits package theyre still an extremely unethical monopoly run by an evil billionaire and she shouldnt sell her soul for a good salary. sigh
🪽 angeliccompatriot Follow
its pretty shitty of you to try to persuade your sister not to take a living wage in one of the most expensive cities in the world just bc you dont like lex luthor lmao. some of us have real problems like needing to make rent or do groceries
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i am literally a high school teacher. do you think i dont know what struggling financially is like? sorry for having a spine and also not wanting my sister to become part of the evil capitalist machine thats PART of why we are all poor. why does lex luthor need that much money while we're all struggling with rent and groceries?
🪽 angeliccompatriot Follow
idk how youre saying that when lexcorp jobs offer some of the best salaries and benefits of any employer in metropolis
🧑🏫 lunchboxcaptain92 Follow
YEAH GIRL LEXCORP IS TRYING TO BE A MONOPOLY AND OUTCOMPETE OR BUY OUT EVERY SMALL BUSINESS IN METROPOLIS. THATS A BAD THING. I DONT WANT MY SISTER TO BECOME PART OF THAT WHOLE THING. YOU CAN STOP DEEPTHROATING LUTHORS BOOTS AT ANY POINT BTW
🪽 angeliccompatriot Follow
stop yelling at me. i hope your sister takes the job. is she single?
🌟 haiku-bot-official Follow
stop yelling at me. i hope your sister takes the job. is she single?
Beep-boop! I look for haikus. Sometimes I make mistakes!
🧑🏫 lunchboxcaptain92 Follow
what the fuck
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🦠 kryptococcus Follow
avenue of tomorrow more like avenue of TO MORE HOES!!! what a rousing toast, am i right ladies???
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🌎 thedailyplanet Follow
Break-In At Metropolitan Museum Of Natural History: What was stolen? How did the thieves get in? And ...
THE DAILY PLANET's Clark Kent takes an in-depth look at the failures of the supposedly "state-of-the-art" LexCorp security system donated to the museum only six months ago.
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Among the stolen artifacts includes a fragment of meteorite recovered from the Clearwater East crater, dating back to the Permian era. [...] Some theorize the meteorite has special or even mystical properties, although stories differ as to what exactly those properties might be.
ok so what im hearing is that the countdown to the next freakazoid trying to rob a bank in a spacesuit starts now. great.
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you almost had it! they tried to rob a jewelry store instead. don't you love living in the city of tomorrow?
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maybe i should just move to star city
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🖼️ artschooldr0p0ut Follow
GUYS IM GONNA SHIT YM PANTS I JUST MET SUPERGIRL???!?!?!??
🖼️ artschooldr0p0ut Follow
it was actually very embarrassing for me but thats ok ill take the L
🖼️ artschooldr0p0ut Follow
OK NOW THAT IM. CALMER. AND CAN BREATHE. HERE. so what happened was that i fucked up making dinner so bad the fire alarm for my whole apartment building went off and she came by to make sure therew asnt actulaly like. a fire
and then i explained what happened (picture this. im standing outside and freezing my ass off bc i just got out of the shower and my hairs still wet and its evening. in my fuckass bathrobe and crocs) and im holding my cat in her backpack carrier bc its not like im gonna LEAVE HER inside while the alarms are blaring. and supergirl started laughign at me but then she asked if she could pet my cat and brooooooooo ive never seen lucy purr at a stranger lik ethat i think im in love. im in LOVE. and not to be a lesbian but li ke have you SEEN her biceps holy shit
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Hey 😜 I'm so bored 💋😘 Want to have a ✨Good time🥵? Click link in my profile 💞 I'm waiting 💋 for You! 💦
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tracey you could never be her
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🥗 saladbarsloppystyle Follow
just watched supernova let krypto take a piss directly onto the lexcorp tower from like 20 feet above lex luthors office. sometimes there are benefits to being a waiter at a rooftop restaurant for rich fucks actually. we have decided to stan for life
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can yall STOP discoursing in my notes abt how superdog piss raining down onto the street is anti-homeless and not praxis??? LEXCORP GUARDS DONT LET ANY HOMELESS PPL SLEEP NEAR THE BUILDING how abt you discourse about THAT INSTEAD holy shit. if anyone got yellow rain it was just rich people. i cant stand this site sometimes istg
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realized i actually do need to call my psychiatrist today bc i actually caught myself thinking abt moving to gotham
🚁 carpetedkitchenator Follow
That's so scary, OP, I'm so sorry you had to go through that! I hope you can get the help you need. :(
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🦸♀️ titansrpf5eva Follow
thinking about superrobin today... supernova being annoying and red robin being tsundere about it, hehe... that whole "ugh supernova fuck off, im trying to do work" "aww but i want a kiss, cant you give me a kiss???" dynamic is soooo tasty. red robins been sighted in metropolis lately so you KNOW whats up (he's being annoyed within an inch of his life by a punk himbo who he hates but can't help but love...!) #supernova #redrobin #superrobin #titansrpf
🏎️ mycarrunsongrapezesti Follow
That isn't even remotely close to how Red Robin talks to or thinks about Supernova. Have you ever seen, like, a single one of their interactions, literally ever?
🦸♀️ titansrpf5eva Follow
literally who asked you lmao. its my fanfiction. i can do what i want. its not like you have sources or anything to back up your interpretations anyways??? lol
🏎️ mycarrunsongrapezesti Follow
You wanted sources? Sure.
This post ended up being over 2000 words (that's the problem with citing sources going back approximately eight years, I guess!) so I'll put the majority of it under a readmore.
Let's start during the Young Justice era, when they were known as Superboy and Robin. Admittedly, you have to do some digging to find interview materials from this time that actually include Robin, because his time in the public eye only truly began after he and the others transitioned to being part of the Titans, but we can start with this part of the Young Justice TV show, clipped below.
Read more...
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holy shit dude came with the RECEIPTS. i respect that, but i have one question - at the end, you state that supernova is red robin's favorite person in the world. this might be kind of nitpicky of me, because i agree it's clearly obvious that red robin adores supernova, but isn't saying he's his favorite kind of a stretch? or at least, like, do you have a source to back that up?
🏎️ mycarrunsongrapezesti Follow
I thought that was fairly obvious. Does it actually need a source?
🫶 writingpositivityandnegativity Follow
i mean... yeah, that's what i was asking for, but if you don't have one that's fine! just a matter of opinion then, haha.
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I see.
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?
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🤖 tmbdperihelionfan1 Follow
was anyone gonna tell me that steel actually says "it's hammer time!" in battle while he's clobbering people with his hammer or was i just supposed to find out about that while hiding behind a desk when intergang showed up at my job
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yea, he does that. its even more embarrassing when youre related to him, trust me.
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WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME THAT STEEL 2 IS ON TUMBLR WITH THE REST OF US OR
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🔮 gayasfork Follow
so... superman's tits, huh. superman's big ol' hairy, fat, beautiful man milkers, huh. superman's juicy, gorgeous, suckable tits. reblog if you agree
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@superman
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lillian do you want me to kill myself. be honest
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🦹 herowatch Follow
Today on Hero Chirper: Superman's official Chirper shared a post saying "Supernova is my favorite person ever" from an as-yet unverified Red Robin account with only two posts. Most are assuming this account isn't real, but Superman sharing the post is cute anyway. We love a guy who loves his family!
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he's literally niceys
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He's literally niceys!
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🏡 someguywithablog42 Follow
krypto the superdog appreciation post. thats a good dog! woo hoo! get a load of that dog!
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shoutout to the hardcore wendy the werewolf stalker fanblog that reblogged this post 57 times within a span of 3 minutes. you good fam???? @wendystalkersource
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ppupy dogy,
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🏋️♂️ humonouhguhoughs Follow
found this tiny ass shard of kryptonite on the ground after supes beat metallos ass and idk what to do with it bc its like. thats bad for supes right??? this is dangerous??? and i dont wanna keep it bc i dont wanna become villain bait like. uhhhh how do i like. destroy it or something???
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should i just. like. eat it????? let my stomach acid take care of it??? maybe thatd work. maybe i should just eat it.
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hopital
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