#john please.

[drinkcodeconfirmed]

“Two mismatched mugs, two bags of black tea, one with milk and sugar, one without. The familiarity is almost overpowering.”

- @victorianpining , from a drop of water.

[ellipsea]

i don’t know what this means. what does he want

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@cinderella-esque // starter call

❝ zach no, zach, come here. zach STOP.  ❞ he spoke in the must mundane voice, almost as if he didn’t care that his labrador was jumping all over this girl. not with malice, more so in the friendly way. that’s just how zach was. john however, couldn’t really care less if the dog was just plain annoying or if he was vicious-- she was just lucky. as the dog pottered back to his side, the best he managed was to give a brief shrug and a shallow   ❝ he’s sorry.  ❞  rather than an I’M SORRY. 

[stribird]

themockingcrows replied to your post “aesthetic: john egbert swinging inconveniently large hammers for daily...”

dirk was decapitation solving all problems, john is ridiculously large hammers and blunt force. "wifi is out." ... :PULLS OUT GIGANTIC HAMMER:

gOSH HONESTLY

everyone just gives upon them at this point. no hope for the wicked.  “Well this has gone absolutely fucking pear shaped--no other way--” vs “come on guys, zillyhoo’s never let us down before!”

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my apartment is ruined.

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what if we upgraded your privileges to your whole face and MOUTH, until all of it was red and NOT gross, huh??

what would you do?

[affranchi-arc]

[888] #Rosaline says: Let's talk about troll biology.

[yes] #biologistofectoplasm says: oh yes.