Midnight Pals: The Kids ain't alright
TL Bodine: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society, I call this the tale of children in peril Stephen Gresham: no! John Saul: YES!
Saul: i love stories with reckless child endangerment! Barker: yeah that's true Barker: hard to think of anyone who likes them more Poe: except roald Barker: yeah except roald
Roald Dahl: how many children die in this story Dahl: oo i hope it's a lot Dahl: nasty nasty little rotten children Dahl: never do as they're told
Bodine: there's this poor couple and they have two children Bodine: but they can't afford to keep them Bodine: so they take them into the woods and abandon them Barker: this sounds familiar Angela Carter: shut up, let her cook
Bodine: so they abandon them in the woods Bodine: but it turns out there's a whole society of feral children there Bodine: cuz people just keep abandoning children there Bodine: you know how it is
Bodine: people have a kid as an easter present and then 2 weeks later they realize it's actually too big a responsibility Bodine: so they flush it down the toilet Bodine: in the sewer, the kids grow to massive sizes Bodine: it's a real problem
Bodine: what if an alien brood parasite took over your womb Bodine: and you gave birth to an awful baby that gets bigger but never grows up? Bodine: kind of like bobo and lil debbul from nothing but trouble
Bodine: now you're stuck with a weird baby that just grows and grows Bodine: but it's still just a baby Edward Gorey: beastly!
Bodine: that would sure test the limits of your selfless parental love, don't you think? King: i was in that exact situation, actually Bodine: King: but i still love my large adult son owen Bodine: Bodine: that's not what i mean
Bodine: what if you were at camp and there was a monster? RL Stine: classic premise, classic Bodine: but here's the twist Bodine: it was a fat camp King: a fat camp??
King: boy, i don't know how i feel about this King: maybe if it was a fat camp where fat boys lose weight and prove their worth Bodine: the heroines are fat girls King: oh i don't like that at all King: there's no redemption for that
King: is the monster actually the health risks of obesity? Bodine: what? no! King: cuz you know King: being fat is unhealthy
Bodine: actually it's about how a group of fat teens, underestimated by adults because of their size, use ingenuity and cunning to fight back and save themselves from being eaten by a monster King: King: ok yeah but you know being fat is unhealthy Meg Elison: i am going to fucking kill you steve
King: why would anyone want to read a story about fat people? King: i just don't get it King: cuz being fat is unhealthy King: especially for girls Bodine: is he always like this? Poe: yes pretty much
















