#johnpaganda

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have some propaganda for John Constantine: he’s not only kissing the devil in some pub toilets, he also lifts his ankle while doing it just like the little princess he is

so GO VOTE FOR HIM!

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More John Doe propaganda! (spoilers for season 1 of Malevolent)

To add on to everyone else’s comments about him choosing a name, him *specifically* choosing “John” as the most generic overused default name is a character and plot point in itself—he’s a fragment of a god, but chooses that he’d rather have the identity of the most run of the mill generic specks of humanity than DIVINITY ITSELF. His full name is John Doe, a placeholder name for Just Some Guy, and he chooses that above world-rending cosmic power. HE IS THE JOHN OF ALL TIME!

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Also, johnpaganda!

He’s a rule-breaking anti-authoritarian bad boy but also the leader of a military expedition in another galaxy. He’s bad at talking about feelings. He’s a war criminal. He’s a super special sparklepants with the same gene as a deceased alien race. He gets to star in his own version of Die Hard. He races toy cars with the chief science officer. He is meant to be this suave Kirk-like character but is also claimed by the fandom asexuals. He is so so awkward. His laugh has been described as ‘like a donkey getting kicked’. He knew he was in a fake universe because his superiors were being nice to him. He flies planes and spaceships. He gets to hold a baby in one episode WHILE flying a spaceship. He likes living in Antarctica. He’s totally in love with the aforementioned CSO. He’s a jerk and a sweetheart. He has terrible terrible plans. He likes ferris wheels and things that go faster than 200 miles an hour.

✨ He’s John Sheppard from stargate atlantis! ✨

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Alright, so with Round 3 starting tomorrow, and our 32 Johns are narrowed down to 8 (Gaius, Hart, Watson, Sheppard, Peters You Know The Farmer?, Constantine, Wick, and Doe). Because of the narrowed playing field, and because I think it will be fun, I am asking you all to please submit your Johnpaganda! Reblog it on this post or the polls themselves or send it in asks to the blog! Convince people to vote for your John based on their merits and not just the fact that maybe you’ve heard of their name once >:3

I’ll start us off and present my shameless Johnpaganda for John Hart

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okay. as someone who's read summaries abt both of their backstories, would you agree that john constantine and john ward are two drinks with similar bases but drastically different flavor (also constantine probably spiked his)?

As someone who’s mostly only read things about them also, I mean yeah they both have demon fighter Going Thru It vibes

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Johnpaganda: Not only did John Doe decide to name himself, he also chose to do so after one (1) person showed him an ounce of basic human decency. This also kick-started his whole character arc, and being named John is not only a defining trait but also INTEGRAL to his whole identity. also bbg

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John Doe propaganda. He literally picked the name himself. He could have chosen literally any name and he chose John. That is how much of a true John he is.

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Jack Carter propaganda!!!! This man puts up with SO MUCH SHIT from everyone else in Eureka. Fargo is stuck to the ceiling? They call Carter. Zane exploded a machine? They call Carter. Somebody made a second sun and it’s about to swallow the town whole? They call Carter. He is really out here doing the most to keep Eureka in one piece even though he is SO STUPID and understands NONE of the science shit he’s meant to be solving, he just yanks wires out and yells at scientists with no common sense and you know what? It WORKS. It fucking WORKS. Eureka would be nothing without that man, and he deserves to at least make it into the bracket.

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