#joke headcanons

[twiggies-draws]

[manekinoodle]

hoxton pd3 conspiracy theory: it *is* houston, actually. they're just swapping identities for a bit to see if anyone notices.

[irlkisukeurahara]

Byakuya is sheltered and Ichigo is an idiot so I always imagined Ichigo and byakuya being allergic to some of the same foods and them talking to each other like "Why does nobody talk about how peanut butter is spicy? Like so spicy it makes it hard to breathe?" And renji is standing six feet away from them about to spontaneously combust and scream that they're, in fact, both mildly allergic to peanuts

[confettiswirling]

Mcsm Joke Headcanons

•Ivor struggles with modern technology

• Romeo has a bedwetting problem because he's not used to having a bladder.

•Radar gets loopy when he's up past his bedtime.

•Xara at one point filed a restraining order against Romeo when he suprise hugged her to make up.

•Radar can't handle a lot of sugar and has a weak stomach.

•Axel always tells the others that he does "Guy Stuff" with Stampy and Radar when in reality they're playing with stuffed animals.

•No one is allowed to swear in front of Radar.

•Romeo showers with his clothes on

•Carmine is a conspiracy theorist.

•Brick and Rob still keep their demeanor even while arguing.

•Oxblood spoils Geoff

•Petra babies her sword, Miss Butter and even married it off to a wooden sword named Mr. Peanut Butter .

•Radar once got hurt when Axel pushed him on the swing.

•Nell has somewhat of a dislike for Stampy mostly due to: °The fact that when she got tangled in vines, Stampy abandoned her to chase the ice cream truck. °The time he threw up on her during a minecart ride. °Stampy's ditzy and cowardly personality in general.

•Petra is still learning how to behave in society.

•Radar one time accidentally crashed Jesse's car into the temple. He wasn't even trying to drive it, he just wanted to sit in the front seat and pretend.

[phantomlordreshiram]

Some other joke headcanons

- When N came back to Unova after the events of BW2, his grandpa Alder gave him a shirt saying “I defeated the champion of Unova and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!”

-Alder gave a shirt saying the same thing to Ellis.

- Ellis once tried proving how hardcore he was by punching drywall. He hit a beam. Hospital.

- Cheren knows how to play saxophone and uses it to annoy Ellis.

- Ellis and N are kinda like the type of comedy duo of “fat dude and skinny guy” (like Jay and Silent Bob, or Abbot and Costello)

- Speaking of the two, they can get into some dumb shit. I’m talking pocky-in-sharpener type stuff.

[tj-is-tired-blog]

(The Outsiders) Iconic things my friends and I have said recently

Kinda stole this idea oopsy

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*fighting over a doll head*

Two-Bit: nO STOP I WANT TO CONNECT IT WITH WOODY

Dally: YOU HAVE HALF OF THE BODY JUST HUMAN CENTIPEDE IT

Two-Bit: HOW CAN I DO THAT IT'S HALF OF A BODY

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Steve in a high pitched voice: COOKIE OR SOME TEA, TEA OR COOKIE

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Darry: Wait there's a car coming wait

Johnny: *runs into the street*

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Soda: *kicks over a piece of cardboard* oH MY GOD GUYS IT'S WOODY

*steve and soda fight over it*

Soda: Let's make a deal, I get the body and you get the head

Steve: y e s

Dally: You know what this means

Ponyboy: This is why I don't walk home with you guys-

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Dally about to steal some shit: *trips and knocks over a whole chip stand*

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Johnny: Wait do you guys want anything? Two just gave me his drug money

Everyone: *runs through the store grabbing shit*

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Darry: Guys don't look there's an anthill

Soda: *screaming and crying*

Steve: *moaning and scooping up the anthill with a sign*

Two: thEY'RE IN MY SHOES

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Johnny: Pony stop this is why you're a virgin

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Pony: Watch this video it's funny I promise

Soda: There was only like one funny part

Pony: Ugh normies these days don't understand good humor

Darry: Pony you are a normie you play Smash and jack off all day what do you mean

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Dally: Keep that up and I'll bite you

Two-Bit: Do it kid you won't

Dally: Is that your jacking off hand

Two: *switches hands* Do it coward

Dally: No I'm trying to n o t get herpes jesus christ

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

Favorite joke headcanons

1. Through sheer coincidence, a show nigh identical to attack on titan was produced on the planet skaro a few years prior to the creation of the daleks. They never found out what was going on in eren's basement either as everyone involved got nuked to death two days before the episode explaining everything would have aired

2. The new stormform rhythms are prog rock, since that kind of music does weird things to me too

3. Regulus Black's defection from the death eaters was totally due to the skull thing a la the hans, are we the baddies Mitchell and Webb sketch

[manekinoodle]

100% i feel like houston and hoxton have the same or similar preferences for a lot of things. hox hates this. hous doesn't even notice.

houston uses scent beads in his washing. hoxton believes he started using them first. hoxton sees houston putting them in his washing.

hox: stop copying me >:(

hous: what???

also they use the same scent. so dallas mistakes them for each other if he's not looking at them.

dallas: i'll be with you in a second jim

houston: :(

dallas: no no no i'm so sorry i know you're not jim -

houston: :(