Bruce and Batmom laying in bed
Bruce: Honey?
Batmom: Yeah?
Bruce: I bet you can't say something that would make me happy and confused at the same time.
Batmom: What?
Bruce: I bet you can't say something that would make me happy and confused at the same time.
Batmom, thinking: You have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.
Bruce: *instantly confused*








