#incorrect dcu

[ramen8008]

Dick: you're late

Jason: my bad. I got kidnapped

Dick: what masochist kidnapped you?

Jason: the police

Dick: ...you were fucking arrested?

[simple-dorito]

Baby! Damian: *points at you*

You: why’s he doing that. Why’s he pointing at me.

Tim: that’s how he picks his opponents, he just points at them.

Dick: cut it out Tim, he’s- I’ve actually got no idea why he’s doing that.

You: *tries to move*

Baby! Damian: *keeps his finger pointed at you, face set like stone*

You: okay let’s see what happens if I do this *pokes Damian’s finger with your finger*

Baby Damian: *smiles as he firmly grips your finger, smiling*

Dick: you’re the baby Damian whisperer.

You: I must be…but now he won’t let me go, I’m stuck.

Tim: you brought that upon yourself *leaves*

Dick: have fun entertaining him *leaves*

You: guys? Guys?! I’m telling Bruce you’ve banded me!

You: …*looks at baby Damian* you’re not going to let go anytime soon are you little man?

Baby Damian: *tightens his grip on your finger*

You: I take that as a no.

[arkangelo-7]

Jason Todd, in the thickest Jersey accent known to man: Hey, you piece of shit! Dat's my fuckin tire! Get the fuck offa me!

Bruce, tearing up behind the cowl: ...kid ya want a job?

[thewrittenpodcast]

Dick: umm maybe you should slow down

Tim, high on three redbulls: no we gotta get there fast

Jason: timmers I just feel like we're going pretty fast

Damian: and that's saying something for him

Tim: if we slow down, it'll delay our arrival

Tim: we need to go. now.

Cass: why did we let him drive again

Tim: because I said I'd rip your ears off

Dick: because he said he's rip our ears off

[anothertimdrakestan]

bruce calls all of them his sons,

dick calls them his brothers,

tim calls them his team,

damian calls them his sidekicks,

jason doesn't call, he's just always there when they need him.

[thebat-musicman]

How Jason as Nightwing should have gone

Jason: Im Nightwing now

Dick: Okay

Jason: This doesn’t offend you at all? You don't want to brutally murder me?

Dick: No…?

Jason: *sigh* Man, I gotta apologize to Tim

[san-fics]

Bruce: if you're tired and really want to sleep Bruce: but you have a lot of very noisy (grown-up) children at home Bruce: before going to your room, tell them to wake you up in 30 minutes so they can start reporting on all the cases they haven't closed Bruce: they'll do literally anything to avoid waking you

[arguablysomaya]

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