#joking actually

[asadstatue]

I sent a mads pic to TWO people only last night and got told by BOTH of them that he actually looks like Nigel, you could have slapped me in the face as well ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

[prebrokencodeashfurenthusiast]

about me!

- vance/vanny/various misspellings of the name

- he/him, they is ok too.

- minor

- panromantic + ace… maybe

- trans KING… maybe

boundaries!

- dni if you are:

- homophobic/transphobic/etc

- racist/xenophobic/etc

- pro/comship, (this one’s moreso thin ice. you likely don’t personally bother me, but if your posts make me uncomfy, ill probs block you. no hard feelings!)

- a zionist

- ableist… you know the drill by now.

- keep syscourse away, im in no place to tell you whether or not someone’s disorder is “valid.”

- don’t vent here!!! please!!! as much as i like this to be a safe space, take your problems somewhere where you can be helped. if we’re close friends, ill let this one slide.

- just because something isn’t blatantly stated here, don’t assume you can be weird. like, assume basic human boundaries. <3

interests!

- proseka

- dsmp/qsmp (don’t judge me im SORRY)

- danganronpa (games)

- detroit become human

- uncharted (games)

- bojack horseman

- aggretsuko

- saiki k

- stranger things

- heartstopper (books)

- warriors

- various musicals + theatre in general

- scott pilgrim

- mouthwashing

+ infinite stuff im forgetting. these are just the first to come to mind. i have so many dormant interests that get awakened soooo easily. everything ive ever liked ever is actually still in my brain. just in hibernation.

misc

- fair warning: i get freaky once in a while. *checks watch. sweats.* the 2 minute cooldown is almost over. cage me

- if i go emo just let me be. i will bounce back to my very normal state in due time.

- if i mention The Horrors. i don’t mean the vague horrors experienced by all the old people on tumblr. usually i mean The Pain.

- if you don’t like rosie from animal crossing you are BLOCKED

miscmisc

hi there person reading this i love you and see you. do you think ladybugs are racist to the yellow ones

[adhd-anti]

Ok but on the subject of what food I don't eat everyone always gets so shocked when I say I don't eat bacon or pork in general and that I can't hardly stand chicken bc "you live in America!" Bitch where the fuck did I sign up for worshipping American culture? Fuck that, unsubscribed

[mad-raptorzzz]

gosh I need places to like stop making good roller coasters for a second. Just take a pause please dear god. I have so many I need to ride. Please I need time to catch up. I beg of you

[iamyoumin]

just woke up with the thought that i really love shell shaped things aaaaa

[hotgirlrry]

can i be a larry tinhat for three minutes? okay you know about all those rumors about oli and calvin and them not fucking with condoms.. what if that baby was one of theirs? it makes sense.\

ive actually been saying that she’s with oli since louis took a pic with her brother lmao. and tbh it makes the most sense since oli and calvin are the ones always leaving the club with girls

[sawriks]

why write up a paragraph depicting why a persons dumb when you can say a passive aggressive statement in its place

[kxink]

sexhunx said: This I know already. Whatchu gonna do about it?

I'm gonna spank you.