#nigel banyai

[emotionalsupportromaniangangster]

Nigel. I'm home

@spaceman-raki

Hello sweetheart. I made some chocolate milk if you want some.

[problematic-adorer]

Plotting to go to a perfume store and get samples of nice smelling aftershave so that when my Daddy Nigel imitation dachshund shirt arrives I can swipe the card all over it so I can sniff it when I touch myself.

I don't know what Nigel would wear, and like hell am I gonna buy anything... But yeah, I'll take some little baggies with me in which to deposit my ill-gotten gains for later 😈

Mother may question why I smell like a man but whatevs.

This post was brought to you by, "the grocery delivery man's aftershave rubbed off on the paper bags and I was huffing on them like a creepy stalker because it smelled so good"

Also I might have cut off a bit of the bag to put under my pillow for late night sniffing. It's been about 4yrs since I had sex, okay?! And my period is due in a week-ish.

[spacepushertruther]

Need to see Nigel wet his pants and get embarassed about it because I'm a #evilpervert

[problematic-adorer]

Nigel's Dachshund Shirt- Hannibal Extended Universe Spacedogs Shirt

[notice: runs big and long!! size down a size or two depending on if you want oversized/baggy fit or not] I'm currently super fixated on Han

*bangs pots and pans*

NIGEL DOG SHIRT! NIGEL DOG SHIRT!

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[emotionalsupportromaniangangster]

Nigel? Can I ask you to do something for me?

@spaceman-raki

Course, angel. Your wish is my command. What's up?

[will-grahams-larynx]

Nigel is a thighs and ass man. Change my mind.

[emotionalsupportromaniangangster]

What do you mean?

@spaceman-raki

i think you know what i mean, angel~ this?

[korvidbrekker]

I did it. I finally drew Spacedogs.