Here are some of my favorite quotes from Whispers of Life (mpreg damijon fic)
Damian: (to Jason) Say one more word and I’ll donate your helmet to a preschool.
Roy: Damn, Little Demon, you look like you walked off a runway in Paris and stabbed the designer on your way out.
Tim: Seventy-five percent chance it looks smug already. (about Damian/Jon’s baby)
Damian: I will not be wearing your teenage refusal to process emotions.
Damian: I will set her wardrobe on fire
Jon: I’m unsmug. I am a paragon of humility.
Damian: I’d like to watch his hair gray. (about Tim)
Jon: Language is optional. I can stand in a room and scream happily.
Selina: You can decide if you want Jon to stay for moral support. He has big eyes that look extremely useful for the ‘don’t cry, you’re doing amazing’ portion.
Damian: If you say I told you so, I will have you removed from the atmosphere.
Bruce: Gravity is out to get all of us
Lois: I ate pickles dipped in chocolate syrup and threatened Clark with divorce if he went more than three feet away from me.
Damian: If you place money on my digestion, I will bankrupt you both.
Jon: I think your dignity’s just on maternity leave
Jason: Fainted? He’s not a Victorian
Damian: She is a nocturnal cephalopod
Leslie: I have thrown Batman through a door before. Don’t make me do it again.
Selina: I’m the grandmother who is going to teach you how to steal diamonds with dignity.
Damian: Do not teach her to hot-wire vehicles before age six
Lian: I will teach you how to draw on walls in places Alfred can’t see.
Tim: Vigilantism is not a seasonal theme
and, of course, we can’t forget:
Anyway, go read it so I can talk to someone about it. My sister would never understand.
