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jon: i miss damian
jon: *finds damian’s heartbeat*
jon: *purposefully falls out of the sky and lands on the windshield of the batmobile like he’s a bug*
damian:
jon:
damian: *unable to see where he’s going* what the hell are you doing?
jon: i missed you :(
damian: next time you should just jump through the window like a normal person
and that was the only time jonathan kent successfully snuck up on damian wayne
i hate reading super sons fics where they’re at school and damian is always in trouble and jon is a goody two shoes. because in reality, jon is constantly getting in trouble and being sent to the principal’s office whereas damian knows how to get away with shit. he’s an assassin and a bat, he can be practically invisible if he wants to be.
after damian and jon get together, whenever they have a petty argument they go through their “lawyers” (dick and jason). tim is the mediator.
they run it like it’s actually court.
it doesn’t solve the underlying issue but it’s funny as hell.
the batkids have definitely fabricated crime scenes to see how long it takes bruce to figure it out. its a competition that bruce is fully aware of but can’t stop
tim’s record is yet to be broken as bruce has been working on this cold case for 3 years at this point
duke’s in second place cuz he can literally manipulate light
jason mainly tries to sabotage other people’s “crime scenes” he thinks it's funny to watch the others suffer after working so hard
dick will ask batman for help with a crime in blüdhaven that he totally made up
steph and cass always team up with elaborate plans
damian has enlisted jon to do massive amount of property damage. they’re not even a little bit sorry about it. (their dads have plenty to say about it tho)
Dick: How’s my hair? Jason: Terrible. Worst thing I’ve ever seen. Dick: Sounds about right. But as long as my husband likes me that’s all that matters. Jason: I don’t think he likes you anymore either. Dick: *runs away to cry on Wally’s shoulder* Wally: *comes back a minute later holding Dick bridal style* Why would you do that? Jason: His emotional distress is entertaining.
my favorite reason a kryptonian can get his boyfriend pregnant:
kryptonian biology finds a way
no womb? no eggs? no prob. your kryptonian’s sperm can just fix that
jon: *reading percy jackson* i wonder who my godly parent would be.
damian:
jon: i just think it’d be cool to have godly powers
damian: beloved, you are literally superman
