#joonohon

[yamwrites]

001 Ereri or Stucky, and 002 Levi or Bucky!

I want to do both, but I’m super sleepy so I’ll do Ereri and Levi. (:

when I started shipping it if I did: I started shipping Ereri after finishing the first season, reading the manga and some fic. But, I used to be more Eremin trash but then I got more into Ereri. 

my thoughts: Ereri is a ship very close to my heart. Eren and Leevi are just amazing together. I adore their relationship in canon, there’s so much potential for it to grow. It’s so lovely, the way they compliment each other. I could honestly go on all day.

What makes me happy about them: Everything?? Specifically, Just the evolution of their relationship. How Eren went from fanboy #1 to understanding Levi is human and has flaws and quirks but admires him, nonetheless. Also, that Levi doesn’t treat Eren like a freak. He really sees him and he goes out of his way to make sure Eren’s okay.

What makes me sad about them: Both are precious cinnamon rolls who have been through so much shit- between their mothers, the weight of the world on their shoulders and such.

things done in fanfic that annoys me: People writing Levi as a sadistic emotionally (or psychically/mentally) abusive asshole and crybaby!Eren who cries and forgives Levi even though Levi is being a dick in fanfic. Also, suave!Levi?? Jfc. He’s awkward af, why do people write him as suave (unless the AU calls for it).

things I look for in fanfic: Good characterization, nice/interesting plot- I love AUs- also good writing, slow build and if you tear my heart out, A++

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Eren with Armin or Jean and Levi with Erwin. 

My happily ever after for them: They end up somewhere in a little cottage by the sea and also near a forest too. So, lots of flowers and playing in meadows and by the shore and collecting seashells- just any ending where they’re together and happy.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: They switch! But, Levi actually loves being the little spoon bc of Eren’s warm embrace and all the kisses he gets and Levi won’t ever admit it, even to Eren, but he loves being pampered and spoiled just as much as he likes spoiling/pampering Eren.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Cuddling, but specifically, Eren lying with his head in Levi’s lap while Levi is reading and also running his hand through Eren’s soft hair.

How I feel about this character: I really do love Levi’s character bc I sort of identify with his awkwardness, also I feel like he has anxiety, too tbh. But, I love the peeks of his true character- like the little tender gestures of kindess that show the real man behind the stotic bitch face and larger than life expectations that come with being Humanity’s Strongest.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: I’m multishipping trash. Eren, Erwin, Mike (don’t judge me it just happened) and Hange sometimes, but I don’t hardcore ship LeviHan romantically.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: LeviHan! Their dynamic is amazing! Hange being the crazy ass mofo they are and Levi just putting up their shit bc that’s what friends do.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t think I have any unpopular opinions?? I like to think that Levi is transgender. Fight me on this.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: LET MY BABY BE HAPPY PLSSS LET MY SMOL CINNAMON ROLL BE HAPPY

my OTP: Ereri. Ereri. Ereri. Eren x Levi, Eren and Levi.

my cross over ship:Not really into crossovers, tbh

a headcanon fact: Levi sings amazingly. He’s really secretive about it, so the first time Eren hears him is accidental. But, I see Levi having a very rich, raspy singing voice but he’s got a very wide range too. He can hit some impressive high notes, but he sounds best when he’s singing in the lower range. Also, he hums while cleaning, doing paper work and other various things and Eren just likes to sit there and listen.

[rincentric]

Ok so Keystone Motel is an actual motel in Florida, and some people in the fandom have been leaving really shitty reviews for the motel based on the episode like "the room was too cold" or "there were scorched footprints and no water in the pool" and it's basically bringing the overall rating down for the hotel and potentially ruining their business because some fans can't control themselves

oh wow

[auntie-histamine]

Cecil and Carlos for the ship thing, please!

Oh GOD I haven’t listened to WTNV in FOREVER but I will do my best!!

-who cries when someone dies in a movie

definitely carlos… I feel like it wouldn’t really phase cecil (unless it’s a puppy)

-who wears the ugly holiday garb

cecil

-who pays for the meals

carlos. let’s be real he’s the only financially stable adult in the relationship.

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone

cecil is definitely on the oven door.

-who brings home stray animals

both of them.

-who leaves the bathroom door open

cecil “idgaf” baldwin.

-who tells the ‘dad jokes’

cecil. carlos just sobs.

-who wants kids more

I feel like carlos would like the idea, but cecil would just laugh.

-who travels more

carlos probably… all those science conventions and things.

-who spends more cash

cecil (he has an obsession with fancy scarves).

-who buys the things in infomercials

cecil (he doesn’t know any better).

-who draws in the dust on their cars

both of them (dicks everywhere).

-who starts the snowball fights

cecil.

-who throws away the directions to things

cecil (are we seeing a pattern here?)

-who puts up holiday decor

both of them.

-who is more likely to forget to bathe

neither! they’re both quite hygenic.

-who gets more obsessed about things

both of them, but about different things.

-who sings in the shower more often

cecil, probs.

[yamwrites]

Mike and Erwin for the OTP thing, please!

-who cries when someone dies in a movie:

Mike! He is a gentle giant. Lord, help Erwin if a dog dies.

-who wears the ugly holiday garb:

They usually both wear matching ones, that Mike insisted on, of course.

-who pays for the meals:

Erwin! He absolutely loves to spoil Mike by taking him to a nice restaurant.

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone:

Mike slams the oven door while Erwin plays the trombone.

-who brings home stray animals:

Mike! He’s always bringing home all sorts of animals- dogs, cats, baby birds, turtles and frogs. Erwin usually just looks at him and says “You’re practically a golden retriever. We don’t need four dogs, love.” But, they’ve got two dogs, a cat, a turtle named “Shelley” (Mike named it ofc) and two little parakeets that are both male (Erwin thought one was female) but they started acting like a little pair and even started nesting so Mike got them a tiny little orphaned baby parakeet to raise. c’: 

-who leaves the bathroom door open:

Erwin.

-who tells the ‘dad jokes:

They both do! But, Mike tends to laugh really hard at Erwin’s dad jokes while Erwin just sorts shakes his head but chuckles at Mike’s especially bad dad jokes.

-who wants kids more:

Mike! Erwin’s not too sure about kids, but he’d definitely have them with Mike. No one else, though.

-who travels more

They travel together! They’ve taken a lot of really cool trips abroad and collect stuff from there! Like certain knick knacks that they use as decorations. Erwin also takes about 21354678986756453423 pictures. Especially of Mike and lots of scenery. But Erwin thinks Mike is much more gorgeous than all that they’ve seen. c’:

-who spends more cash

Erwin. He loves spoiling Mike so much. He always does it and loves seeing Mike getting all flustered like “Awww, you didn’t have to, baby??”

-who buys the things in infomercials

Mike. He loves them! Erwin just sort of looks at him like “ (OuO;) Oh. Okay, love.”

-who draws in the dust on their cars

Mike! He writes stuff like “I love you + have a good day at work!” and happy birthday/holiday that they’re celebrating and lots of cute little hearts and doodles.

-who starts the snowball fights

Both! Erwin’ll throw a snow ball while Mike will usually try to put snow down his pants or literally tackle him to the ground and put snow in his hair and give him lots of kisses.

-who throws away the directions to things

Erwin, because he’s like “fuck that. I’ve GPS on my phone.” but nah, son. It sucks. They get lost while Mike sighs and asks for directions or tries to google proper ones.

-who puts up holiday decor

They do it together but sometimes get distracted by kisses and cuddles from each other.

-who is more likely to forget to bathe:

Erwin if he’s too busy with work, Mike will gently remind him.

-who gets more obsessed about things

Mike! But, he’s more into movies, video games and shows while Erwin’s into reading but he’ll watch TV or watch Mike playing and shouting while playing with noobs and trying to beat Eren at shit. 

-who sings in the shower more often

Mike. He sings a lot of Sia, FOB, P!ATD and sometimes he just makes shit up about Erwin and Erwin dies bc it’s so cute?? Mike literally just makes up songs about how much he loves Erwin and what an amazing boyfriend Erwin is.

[foxicology]

How about Erwin and Levi for the Brotp thingie, please?

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Levi doesn’t realize he does it, he just grabs and eats, couldn’t care less unlike Erwin who is horribly peeved but doesn’t say anything bc Levi would just offer to buy him more and he doesn’t want more, he’s just... peeved

who jokingly moves in for a kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Levi, though he has to be absolutely wasted or else he’d just roll his eyes and grab Erwin’s butt when they turn away and leave 

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Erwin, of course, has to bail Levi out bc he forgot to pay his parking tickets and thinks of cops as useless tax money suckers and tells them so 

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Levi does, but only bc Erwin is so bad at romance, but Levi’s advice really only amounts to ‘break up’. 

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Levi tried to once but couldn’t reach so neither talk about it but sometimes Erwin starts laughing in the middle of games, remembering

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Erwin does even though he barely fucking fits but Levi always ends up pushing his stuff out while he’s in the bathroom and sleeps like a fucking rock, Erwin can NEVER move him

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Levi starts over something stupid and finishes them bc Erwin is a weakling and protects his hair

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: Levi totally does bc he’s a bit drunk and a bit happy bc he has his eyes on this brownie in the corner, but when he realizes how embarrassed Erwin is, keeps doing it bc he lives for that shit

[cinnamonskull]

So, how do you feel about ererijeanmarco as an open sex thing asking for a friend

its the natural evolution of ererijean and i fucking love it. too many dicks?

no such thing

[izukacchan]

16, 34, and 41, please!

34. What was your last dream about?

omg the dream i has last night was so fun but also a little intense, so apparently my mom’s friend had ordered to remodel the backyard and he was like

“when it’s done you’re going to have a challenge to solve, it involves staying out there when the remodeling was done”

the next day me and my brother went outside and the remodel was so out of this world...its a dream so it was unrealistic but it was like...all these islands were put in place.. with lakes... and you’re have to hop huge land masses to get from island to island

also on the islands there were like small snack bars that were?? already filled w/ people and they were like “oh these are the people who live here” as if my backyard was a tourist spot

and then my mom’s friend pulled me aside from running all around the island + hopping the rocks like

“taylor, u have to be careful, this world looks good now but it’s been like this before, if you arent careful you’ll lose it”

and then as the dream progressed this plot started forming i couldnt explain but it ended where i ended up falling into the lakes and ended up drifting out into the ocean... and then i woke up

it was a lot lmao my dreams are always really weirdly extravagant i cant explain it all sadly omg

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

chocolate!!! uvu

[perksofbeingawaifu]

Shulkie, do you listen to Gorillaz? There's this one song by them called Punk, and it really reminds me of Eren's band in Buskerdu! Also, I read somewhere that the song, although being only a minute long, had an original length of over an hour? And idk I just felt that Eren would totally be the person to try and just go with the same beat but different lyrics over and over and see how long it gets and idk the song just reminded me of him. And it has all the instruments, too except keyboard...

I have never listened to Gorillaz except when Clint Eastwood first came out. I listened to it and I can totes see it being like Eren’s band! and Eren is the kind to get utterly lost and spent in his music. mostly just howling while Jean shreds on guitar. the rest of the band will go get water and stretch and tune while they wait for those two to finish. ugh boys. Rogue Titan is supposed to pop punk/rock, the kind that appeals to young teenage girls as that seems to be their main demographic. tbh, i keep the band genre vague so people can just impose their own favorite music on it. but the band also has a bit of an identity crisis. you’ve got 5 very different people each with their own artistic viewpoint but they don’t always get along as we’ll see later...